Douluo Diary: Qian Renxue is Broken!
Chapter 38

Qian Renxue Is Jealous, Men Are All Big Pig Trotters!

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It felt like he had been bitten by a mosquito.

Wei Feng sensed a change in himself.

The fleeting Soul Power vanished without a trace, and an identical person appeared before him.

More accurately, it was an illusory shadow that looked exactly like him.

"Is this Spiritual Manifestation?"

"Then what exactly am I now?"

Wei Feng was somewhat confused as he looked at himself, still sitting cross-legged.

His main body seemed completely unaffected. The only unpleasant part was that his mind felt slightly blank, but it was not a major issue.

Before him, the extra "spirit body" stared back at him.

The feeling of watching himself was exceptionally strange.

Aside from being a little handsome, he could not seem to find any other advantages.

"It seems different from the Spirit Transformation Jutsu in Naruto. If I remember correctly, consciousness there completely entered the spirit body."

"What I have now should count as a spiritual clone? Is the system worried I'll get myself killed from fooling around?"

Wei Feng recalled the purpose of the External Soul Bone he had obtained before: it could create a clone.

Now, this head soul bone gave him another ability similar to a clone.

In every aspect, it seemed to be explaining how he could stay alive.

After roughly figuring it out, Wei Feng gained a clearer understanding of the soul skill, "Spiritual Manifestation."

With this soul skill, even if he encountered someone whose spiritual power was truly overwhelming, the destruction of this manifested body would have little effect on his main body.

"As expected of my system."

"We really are blood brothers."

"What's so great about transmigrators? The ones who truly survive are the real kings!"

Wei Feng praised the system.

His main body remained seated where it was.

Meanwhile, his manifested body slowly floated away.

Not bad, not bad. This "Spiritual Manifestation" was truly useful. The system was quite considerate.

It was another clone-like ability, but it also possessed methods like entering dreams. Even if it was destroyed, he would not feel bad about it.

Look at this overwhelming handsomeness of mine. Even after becoming a spirit body, I'm still dashing and suave. (Image)

Mm, next, it was time to properly test this soul skill. Which wife should I go find?

"This guy really means it!"

Qian Renxue saw the latest entry in the Diary Instance.

Having already decided not to rest tonight, she became even more alert when she saw Wei Feng begin to make a move.

Her willow brows rose as she carefully watched everything around her.

She was afraid that one careless moment would leave her caught off guard.

Wei Feng took some time to adapt before he floated slowly out of the Spirit Hall Branch.

When he passed the patrolling soul masters, he deliberately paused for a moment.

After confirming that they had not noticed him, his initial worries finally vanished.

A little test confirmed it. This spirit body is pretty useful. Living people can't see me.

This makes things even better. Doesn't that mean I can mess around however I want?

Wei Feng made a brief note of it.

Then, his manifested body floated through the air.

Its speed visibly increased.

Even after leaving the Spirit Hall Branch for a long time, he did not sense anything unusual with this spirit body.

At the same time, he did not feel that he had reached the range limit of this "Spiritual Manifestation."

The test was over. He had wandered around most of Heaven Dou City, and the range was quite broad.

As expected of my dear system. The special nature of this soul skill is practically perfect. Now I can start picking names.

My current location doesn't seem far from the Heaven Dou Imperial Palace. Maybe I can go have some fun with my wife Qian Renxue.

"This guy... has he really set his sights on me?"

Qian Renxue pressed her red lips tightly together.

Wei Feng had said in the Diary Instance that living people would not discover him.

Now, she suddenly felt as though she could not guard against him at all.

For all she knew, Wei Feng might slip right in front of her the moment she let down her guard.

Thinking of what he might discover if she fell for it, the blush on her face refused to fade.

Forget it, I won't go to the Heaven Dou Imperial Palace.

My wife Qian Renxue has infiltrated the palace for so many years. What if I went to meet her in secret and caused a flaw in her disguise?

Mm, as expected of a good man of the new era, I'm quite considerate of my wife in matters like this.

Looks like I can't go see my wife Qian Renxue today. I'll wait for a suitable opportunity next time. But if I'm not going to see my wife Qian Renxue, who should I go see next?

???

You said you were coming over, so why did you suddenly decide not to?

Qian Renxue's expression stiffened.

She had already made every preparation, but then the Diary Instance updated.

It was so sudden that she only felt incredibly strange.

Deep down, she felt the slightest bit displeased.

"If he isn't coming to me, then he'll definitely go to someone else."

"Obviously, I escaped a disaster. So why do I feel so uncomfortable?"

Qian Renxue felt deeply unsettled.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became; the angrier she became, the more she thought about it.

Damn Wei Feng, you big pig trotter! I've been in disguise for so many years. How could a few minor things possibly create a flaw? Who are you looking down on?! If you have the guts, then come over!

Let's see whether these things will actually cause a flaw in my disguise!

Not bad, this is the place.

Shrek Academy, successfully checked in! (Image)

Sure enough, this is the most suitable place. My wife Xiao Wu, my wife Rongrong, and my wife Zhuqing. Oh, and Jiang Zhu and the others too.

No, I can't keep thinking about it. I have to know restraint. First, I'll go see what my wife Xiao Wu and my wife Rongrong are doing right now.

Mm, if I quietly slip into their dreams, I can see what their dreams are originally like.

Judging by how they acted during the day, perhaps I might even be in their dreams! (Hands-on-hips expression)

Xiao Wu: "..."

Ning Rongrong: "..."

When they saw Wei Feng check in at Shrek Academy

Their hearts immediately rose to their throats. The thing they feared most had indeed happened.

That great pervert Wei Feng had ultimately chosen them.

You're in our dreams? You've tormented us so much that we don't even dare sleep. How could we possibly have dreams?! When the other Women saw this, their eyes all lit up.

After three days, they seemed to have figured out Wei Feng's habit of recording his diary.

Given Wei Feng's habits, everything that happened tonight would be recorded from beginning to end. His first successful entry into someone's dream might even be written in the Diary.

Then, in that case...

In many places, the Women who had confirmed their own safety all perked up.

Every one of them watched their respective Diary Instances with eager anticipation, waiting for the next update.

They all wanted to see just how outrageous Wei Feng could get after successfully entering someone's dream for the first time.

Delicate flowers were about to endure wind and frost.

Just thinking about it already seemed thrilling.

And this feeling of peeping made it strangely addictive!

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