Douluo Diary: Qian Renxue is Broken!
Chapter 39

The Women's Overactive Imaginations, Gentleman Wei

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Shrek Academy was quiet at night.

Wei Feng's spirit body drifted above Shrek Academy.

He had nothing to worry about and felt as relaxed as if he were taking a leisurely stroll.

Unhurriedly, he explored the grounds of Shrek Academy and made his way toward the dormitories.

Meanwhile, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, who were in Shrek Academy, had no idea how many times their expressions had changed by now.

"Rongrong, let's find something else to do!"

Xiao Wu suggested, "We can't sleep, but we also can't let Wei Feng discover that we have a Diary Instance."

Ning Rongrong nodded. "I know. Then let's find something else to do for now. We'll use the Diary Instance to communicate later."

"No problem. We'll use the Diary Instance for important matters and talk aloud about everything else, so Wei Feng knows we aren't asleep."

Afraid of becoming Wei Feng's next victim.

After agreeing on their strategy, the two girls got out of bed.

Though they rarely read in the past, they somehow dug out two books and began reading them with "great interest."

Anyone who did not know better would probably think they were diligent students studying late into the night.

Wei Feng explored Shrek Academy for a while.

He quickly found the dormitory area, but when he arrived outside the Shrek Academy dorms,

he saw that the lights in several rooms were still on.

From time to time, he could even hear Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong talking in one of the rooms.

All of a sudden, Wei Feng felt the world's deep malice toward him.

What was the meaning of not sleeping so late at night? Didn't they know staying up late was bad for healthy growth? Didn't they know it could easily give them dark circles?

If you aren't sleeping, how am I supposed to have a chance to enter your dreams?

Aren't you making things difficult for Gentleman Wei here? Did I understand too little about Douluo Continent?

Or had the novel not gone into too much detail about daily life on Douluo Continent, causing some kind of misunderstanding on my part?

I came all the way to Shrek Academy full of anticipation and even heard Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong's voices, but what time is it already? Why aren't they asleep?

If they aren't asleep, how am I supposed to enter their dreams? And if I don't enter their dreams, how am I supposed to have fated trysts with them!

This was giving him a headache! The drawback of this soul skill had finally revealed itself!

The Diary Instance updated.

Wei Feng's complaints immediately appeared in the Diary Instances within Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong's minds.

When the two girls saw Wei Feng complaining like this, neither of their expressions changed.

Yet, they began discussing it through the Diary Instance.

"He really came. Not sleeping really is the best method!" Ning Rongrong said.

Xiao Wu replied, "Mm. As long as we keep this up, we definitely won't become his victims."

The Women in other places wore increasingly strange expressions when they saw Wei Feng's complaints.

Who exactly was it that had caused us not to sleep? Did he seriously have no idea? Even as they felt frustrated, The Women all breathed sighs of relief upon seeing Wei Feng personally acknowledge that he could not enter dreams if someone was not asleep.

The weight hanging over their hearts quietly fell away.

As long as there was a countermeasure, it was fine. What they feared was that this soul skill truly had no way to be dealt with.

That outcome...

Merely thinking about it made The Women shudder.

Forget it, forget it. Maybe even the heavens thought this sort of behavior was improper.

Come to think of it, if an upright gentleman like me casually entered the dreams of all these wives, wouldn't that make them remember me first?

If you looked at it that way, my image would probably be ruined after all this. If I still wanted to pick up girls in real life, a bad first impression would make things rather troublesome.

You have an image? What kind of joke was that!

Your true nature had already been exposed completely in the Diary Instance, all right?

The Women were speechless.

Watching Wei Feng praise himself in the Diary Instance,

they had truly witnessed Wei Feng's thick skin.

His unmatched shamelessness was genuinely difficult to withstand.

However...

Seeing Wei Feng give up just like that in the Diary Instance, they all felt it was unrealistic.

With Wei Feng's personality, he did not seem like someone who would give up so easily, did he?

Forget it. It was one thing that Xiao Wu and Rongrong weren't asleep, but Zhuqing and Jiang Zhu weren't asleep either.

This world of Douluo Continent truly is full of malice toward me. Is it looking down on my upright gentleman persona?

The Women: "..."

Wei Feng, as expected of you!

You really weren't the kind of person who would willingly give up.

In just a moment, after giving up on Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, he had turned around and gone looking for Zhu Zhuqing and Jiang Zhu.

If both of them had been asleep,

then despite saying he would not enter dreams, he probably would have slipped into theirs anyway!

Going back just like this would seem to betray this experiment with my soul skill.

Since I can't have trysts with my wives, I should find something else to do. Returning empty-handed isn't my style!

Let me think. Whose dreams in Shrek Academy can I take a stroll through? Tang San spoke with wife Qian Renxue today.

Tang San is a transmigrator like me, so I won't touch his dreams for now. I'll try after I'm absolutely certain.

Then it seems the only one left in Shrek Academy who disgusts me is Yu Xiaogang.

Then tonight's lucky winner has been decided! It will be a good chance to see what kind of dreams a sanctimonious hypocrite like Yu Xiaogang has.

In real life, I still need to care somewhat about other people's opinions, but killing him dozens or even hundreds of times in a dream shouldn't be a problem!

Above Shrek Academy.

After wandering around without finding a suitable dream-entering target,

Wei Feng immediately came up with this idea as he passed Yu Xiaogang's room.

Given his teacher's attitude toward Yu Xiaogang in real life, he truly did not dare make a move against Yu Xiaogang lightly.

At the very least, until he became invincible, he had to leave Yu Xiaogang alive.

But in a dream.

Sorry, I'm invincible! If you dream about yourself getting killed, that just means you're narrow-minded.

It has nothing whatsoever to do with Gentleman Wei!

Having settled on this idea,

Wei Feng controlled his spirit body and headed into Yu Xiaogang's room.

The Women who were watching the Diary Instance

were utterly numb at the excuse Wei Feng had suddenly found for himself.

This excuse was truly invincible!

Just how deep was Wei Feng's hatred for Yu Xiaogang? He wanted to kill him dozens or even hundreds of times even in a dream? If it were an ordinary person, being tortured continuously more than ten times would probably cause a mental breakdown! Wouldn't dozens or hundreds of killings drive someone insane before he stopped?

But then they recalled what had previously been mentioned in the Diary Instance about Yu Xiaogang.

The Women's thoughts changed once again.

Judging by the displeasure Wei Feng had shown,

Yu Xiaogang was destined to be tortured into madness! Watching Yu Xiaogang get tortured was also well worth continuing to watch.

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