Establishing Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Branches Across Teyvat

Jean was startled by Klee's words and quickly said, "Klee, you must not have such thoughts."

"Huh? Oh, Klee understands, Klee will change." Klee had learned to read people's expressions, understood immediately and said weakly.

Qin glanced at Klee helplessly.

If Bouncing Bomb the size of the Jade Chamber were to actually stand in the sky above Mondstadt would probably become the next Dragon's Ruins.

She was well aware of Klee's creativity; in the past, she could become Mondstadt's top combatant even without any grand ambitions, just by frying fish.

If you give someone a target, they'll all be doomed.

"I suddenly feel that I should retire a little later," Zhongli said seriously, pressing his index finger against his chin.

Klee's words made him a little flustered.

What if this Bouncing Bomb accidentally ends up in Liyue?

At that time, without the Heart of God, can he really protect the peace of Liyue?

At this time

A hand gently patted Zhongli's shoulder.

Hu Tao popped out from behind Zhongli: "What are you talking about?"

"Master," Zhongli said softly.

"Huh? When did you arrive? I didn't even notice."

Paimon exclaimed in surprise.

"Wow, there were so many people! Did anyone try to sell me anything while I was eating?"

Zhongli: "..."

This is the second person who left him speechless.

"Hello everyone, I am Hu Tao, the head of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor."

"The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, what kind of place is that?" Paimon asked.

"The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is an organization that manages funeral rites, aiming to help people pass away peacefully."

"Oh, judging from your expression, you definitely didn't introduce them properly."

Hu Tao sighed.

This guest advisor is highly knowledgeable, but unfortunately he doesn't know how to recommend people.

"But it's okay, I closed a big deal today."

"The big order refers to the funeral?" Paimon asked.

Chapter 336 Opening Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Throughout Teyvat

"Sigh, I really don't understand why none of you think about the future."

Hu Tao sighed.

Everyone: "→_→"

Who would be the first to consider such matters?

People these days aren't even afraid of not living long, and you're rushing to send him in.

That's insulting.

"Miss Hu Tao, these things can't be forced. Instead of recommending them to us young people, why don't you ask those who have elderly people at home?"

"For example, the previous Liyue Qixing."

Ling Yuan gave an example.

"Huh?" Hu Tao was taken aback.

"..."

An elderly man walking on the street suddenly stopped.

Seeing Hu Tao deep in thought, Ling Yuan chuckled, "If Miss Hu Tao is so keen on giving this away, I have a good idea."

"Oh? I'm all ears."

"Don't confine yourself to Liyue. If you're going to do something, do it big and strong."

Ling Yuan raised his index finger.

"Set yourself a small goal: first, establish a branch of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor in Mondstadt or Inazuma, and then gradually expand it to the entire Teyvat. That way, sending away tens of millions every day will not be a dream."

As he spoke, Ling Yuan pointed in the direction of Celestia: "Maybe in the end we can send [Tianli] in as well."

Venti: "..."

Zhongli: "..."

You have such a broad perspective!

"Just shut up a bit." Xia Ranran punched Ling Yuan's chest.

Jean and Barbara were both dumbfounded.

But Hu Tao took it seriously.

"What you've said is indeed a thought-provoking question."

"You're wrong about not giving you any. It's not that I don't want to expand the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, but..."

Hu Tao spread his hands. "Foreign ministries won't issue visas."

"It's impossible to let people from other countries handle your country's funeral arrangements," Paimon said speechlessly.

"So this is a very troublesome matter. Hey, don't let my appearance fool you, I'm a law-abiding citizen," Hu Tao said with a smile.

"However, what my friend said is right. I will think about how to apply for a visa."

"Um, let's not worry about that. The Church of Favonius in Mondstadt will handle the relevant matters," Jean quickly said.

She was afraid that Hu Tao would also go to her place to "solicite customers".

"Oh, no need to be so polite. The more people there are, the less trouble there will be," Hu Tao said with a smile, thinking the other person was just being polite.

Qin: "..."

Don't come any closer!

We don't mind the trouble!

"Master, let's discuss this matter later," Zhongli said, seeing the atmosphere gradually becoming tense.

For him, Hu Tao was a difficult type.

People who threaten to send you away at the drop of a hat are really hard to deal with.

Such people are extremely rare.

"Ah, alright, alright, then I won't disturb your fun any longer. I just closed a big deal in Bubu Pharmacy and need to get back to it quickly."

Hu Tao waved to the crowd.

They left happily, singing their unique songs.

"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun; when the moon comes out, I bask in the moon."

"Bubu Pharmacy? A big order?"

As Ling Yuan murmured Hu Tao's words before she left, he felt a sense of foreboding.

"Qiqi?!"

Suddenly, Ling Yuan remembered something.

But by the time he realized what was happening, Hu Tao was nowhere to be seen.

"What happened?" Cecilia asked, looking at Ling Yuan who had suddenly stood up.

"The Hu Tao is to be buried by the friend who gave me the Eternal Life Incense," Ling Yuan explained.

"This is excellent," Zhongli said instinctively.

"Um?"

"Ahem, the hall master wouldn't arrest someone without a reason; there must be some underlying cause," Zhongli said calmly.

"Qiqi is a zombie."

"Zombies, no wonder. In the eyes of the sect leader, zombies are the kind that must stay in coffins." Zhongli understood.

"Since there are even zombies, Liyue is truly an amazing country," Paimon exclaimed.

"After all, even immortals exist," Kong said.

"Let's hurry and find Hu Tao. Burying her is a minor issue, but cremating her would be disastrous," Paimon said.

"Huh? Paimon, why did you call me?" Spark Knight Klee asked, puzzled.

Paimon: "..."

Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

"Master."

The young maidservant looked at Hu Tao as she approached and said respectfully.

"Where's the little girl you were asked to tie up and bring in?" Hu Tao asked.

"It's inside."

Hu Tao nodded and pushed open the door to enter.

Then I saw Qiqi sitting restlessly in the chair.

Upon seeing the Hu Tao, I jumped to the ground in a flash.

Looking at the other person in fear, she asked, "What... what do you want to do?"

"Being a zombie must be very hard every day."

"For example, you might experience physical stiffness or memory decline. You must hate yourself for that, right?"

"It would be easier if I buried you," Hu Tao said enthusiastically.

However, Qiqi was uncharacteristically firm. "Qiqi doesn't want to be buried. Even if Qiqi forgets, Qiqi loves everyone and loves Liyue."

"Qiqi wants to stay here forever!"

"Oh dear, it seems to be a little zombie with a strong obsession."

"Qiqi, we need to go back, otherwise Mr. Baizhu will worry," Qiqi said.

"Aren't you really going to think about it? It's free, you know. If you miss this opportunity, you'll have to pay next time," Hu Tao said.

"Don't want!"

"This is my business card for the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. If you are interested, you can get a 50% discount."

Qiqi: "..."

Honestly, she really didn't want to answer.

But the woman in front of her was simply her nemesis.

Not only is it very hot, but I also like to give it as a gift.

"Qiqi, I understand."

Helpless, Qiqi was forced to accept the black coupon.

"Oh dear, business at Bubu Pharmacy is indeed difficult. So, should we start with the owner, Baizhu?"

"Hu Tao murmured."

The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor sends people off, the Bubu Pharmacy salvation.

Basically, most of the profits that Wangsheng Funeral Parlor was about to receive were lost by Bubu Pharmacy Bu Lu.

"It seems we need to draft a contract."

Hu Tao pondered.