This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 365

If You Want Thrills, Then See It Through to the End! / Kiana the Boob-Grabbing Fiend

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"This one! We'll take it!"

Seeing that things were going badly, Kevin immediately picked up the furious Fu Hua, dragged her out the door, and ran all the way to the beach.

That shop owner is quite a character; he always seems to walk into minefields. It's a miracle his swimsuit shop has survived this long without being demolished.

Having finally calmed down Fu Hua, who was feeling hurt, Kevin looked at the still-standing shops with a wry smile and inwardly complained.

At that moment, a fruit platter was placed in front of the two of them. Murata Himeko patted Fu Hua on the shoulder in a carefree manner, revealing an encouraging smile.

"Principal, don't be angry. Here, have some fruit to cool down..."

As soon as Fu Hua took the fruit plate and fork, his right hand trembled slightly upon closer inspection.

Yes, it's all papaya, good for breast enhancement...

"Teriyaki sauce! Teriyaki sauce! Bronya, quickly bring me my secret sauce!"

"Who stole my baked marshmallows! You dead lizards, I saw you! Put them down right now!"

"Sangria sparkling wine, suitable for children, non-alcoholic! First come, first served!"

As the sun sets, the Valkyrie gather in small groups, displaying their skills on their respective barbecue grills.

After a hearty meal, everyone excitedly went out to sea to splash in the waves, playing and having a great time.

However, Fu Hua and Theresa, radiating black energy, lay motionless under the parasol, looking utterly hopeless, like two dried-up salted fish.

P. S.: My family dragged me out to run some errands this afternoon, and I won't be back until tonight, so I'll have to stay up late to catch up on my work.

The daily chapter count statistics for Hedgehog Cat are published from 6:00 AM the previous day to 6:00 AM the following day. Although it's a bit late, it's not considered overdue, so luckily I made it in time.

Currently, one chapter is owed.

Chapter 604, Section 633: If you want excitement, then go all the way!

As the sun set, Kiana, who had lost the rock-paper-scissors game, looked bitter, her eyes darting around, and with a forced smile suggested they go for barbecue.

"Kiana, a bet's a bet..."

Raiden Mei's smile was gentle yet exuded an undeniable authority. Seeing the situation was not good, the white-haired Paramecium tried to duck and escape through the gaps in the Valkyrie squad.

However, the Valkyrie, who had suffered from Kiana's mischief and had their food stolen, sneered and tightened their encirclement, lifting her up and stuffing her into a pre-dug sandpit.

Immediately, the girls, shovels in hand, gathered around with smiles and excitedly began filling the sand.

"Hey, you guys are serious! That's not friendly enough!"

Kiana tried to jump out of the sandpit several times, but everyone pushed her back down. The sand quickly filled the sandpit up to her neck, and the white-haired Paramecium screamed angrily.

"Mei, you're the best, you'll definitely save me, right?"

Seeing that the girls were unmoved and clearly wanted revenge for their previous mischief, the white-haired Paramecium pitifully turned to Raiden Mei for help.

"You suggested the game yourself, and the details were all written according to the requirements. You wanted something more exciting..."

Raiden Mei whispered softly, raised a glass of sangria, and clinked glasses with Teacher Himeko, who was watching the scene unfold behind her.

"When digging a hole, idiot Kiana works the hardest..."

The Three-No Girl Bronya fully utilized her talent for delivering scathing blows, leaving Kiana nearly speechless with a single sentence, and even causing the surrounding Valkyrie to burst into gloating laughter.

"Here it comes! Here it comes! The watermelons are here!"

Xing, always eager to stir up trouble, picked up a round watermelon and maliciously placed it on Kiana's head.

"I've never tried cracking a watermelon open on someone's head before. Who wants to go first?"

"Me! Me! Me!"

K423 excitedly raised his hand and stood up impatiently.

"According to the rules, you must be blindfolded..."

Sirin patted the sand off her bottom and went over to tie a strip of cloth over K423's eyes.

"We all know each other so well, don't go too far..."

Kiana's face paled slightly when she saw her arch-rival K423 enter the arena. Shaking her head, she accidentally dropped a watermelon to the side.

"If you move around again, I'll switch to cherries!"

Xing reluctantly put the watermelon back where it was, baring her little fangs in a malicious threat, while grabbing a wooden baseball bat and handing it to K423, who was rubbing his hands together in anticipation.

"No need, I have this... WR750 baseball bat!"

K423 pulled out a huge, golden thing covered in menacing barbs directly from the Spatial Rift opened by Sirin.

"That's clearly a spiked club! That's so unfair!"

Kiana felt a chill run down her spine and struggled desperately.

"Don't worry, my hand is very steady! One hit and I guarantee it'll smash everything, whether it's a watermelon or a head!"

"No! Help! Murder!"

As the wind howled, the huge watermelon shattered into pieces, juice flying everywhere. K423 smugly picked up his bat and left the field, while Kiana, soaked to the bone, was somewhat dazed.

"My turn!"

Xing pushed back more than ten meters, blindfolded herself, and threw a flying knife that accurately pinned the apple on Kiana's head, eliciting cheers.

Then Seele's scythe, Bronya's cannon, the Vodka Girl's greatsword, and Sirin's Void Spear took turns appearing.

Slicing bananas, piercing coconuts with cannons, opening bottles with greatswords, nailing strawberries with javelins... the games were varied and exciting, with the enthusiastic group using Kiana's head as a cutting board to continuously increase the difficulty.

Fortunately, Raiden Mei, who has a gentle nature, only demonstrated her skill of cutting sugarcane with Iaido once.

This level of challenge was undoubtedly the least torturous for Kiana, Tool Person. The Paramecium, who was terrified by this, was almost moved to tears.

As the game's difficulty increased, Kiana, the instigator, went from Oldest One horror to later calm, and finally to numbness near the end.

"The grand finale! Don't worry, it'll be over soon..."

Murata Himeko downed the rest of her sangria in one gulp, then tossed a papaya aside and walked smilingly to the beach.

"Waaah, Auntie Himeko, you've finally arrived..."

Seeing that liberation was imminent, a casual lament escaped her lips.

The lively atmosphere on the beach instantly fell into dead silence. Everyone shrank back and cautiously retreated, staring at Murata Himeko, whose forehead veins were bulging, while their gazes toward Kiana were filled with pity.

"Uh, Teacher Himeko, I promise I'll never call you 'Auntie' again. You're so beautiful, kind, and generous, you won't blame me, right?"

Kiana, feeling the surrounding temperature drop several degrees in an instant, realized she had hit Murata Himeko spot. Driven by her survival instinct, she hurriedly shrank her neck and explained.

"Am I that kind of petty person? I forgive you..."

Murata Himeko casually tossed the papaya aside, her pretty face brightening from cloudy to sunny, blossoming into a radiant smile.

"I knew you were the best person Teacher Himeko..."

"Quick, quick, the punishment game is over, dig me out!"

Kiana stared at the papaya that had fallen to the ground, overjoyed, and excitedly shouted and winked at her friends.

The girls hesitated, about to dig up the potato that had been buried for so long, Murata Himeko raised her right hand, smilingly gesturing for them to stop. She then bent down and picked something up from under the table.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm tired of papayas, I want to try a different fruit..."

Then, Kiana stared in disbelief at the football-sized, yellowish-green fruit covered in thorns in Himeko's arms, and stammered as she spoke.

"Durian... durian?!"

"Come on, that's great..."

Murata Himeko first placed a thin piece of cardboard on Kiana's head, then stepped back slightly, her tone gentle and her smile so kind that Kiana wanted to cry.

"Are you kidding me, Himeko? How do you even open this thing?!"

The Red-haired Mature Woman tilted her head, frowned slightly, and nodded in agreement, casually tossing down the baseball bat, which was clearly a blunt weapon.

"It seems so..."

But before Kiana could even catch her breath, Murata Himeko's smile grew even more wicked as she reached into the spatial opening created by Sirin and pulled out a red and black serrated greatsword.

"Come say hello. This is a new toy the Snow Wolf Squad veterans gave me, a product of the Gods Seat Series from the [Schicksal] era—the [Níðhöggr's Claws]. Look at you, you're lucky..."

As Honkai energy was injected, the eerie serrated teeth buzzed and roared, and the sharp wailing sound in the air sent chills down Kiana's spine and made her feel like her soul was leaving her body.

"No! Mom, Mei, Auntie, help me!"

The white-haired Paramecium struggled and wriggled in the sand, letting out pitiful cries, but no one responded.

"You guys, don't just stand there, hold her down..."

"I just had a drink, my hands are shaking a little..."

Murata Himeko's well-intentioned reminder undoubtedly pushed the terrifying atmosphere to its extreme, and a group of accomplices who aided and abetted the evildoer stepped forward to restrain Kiana.

"I'm not playing anymore... I want to go home..."

As the jagged greatsword, cutting through the air, crashed down, the wailing and pleading of the devastated white-haired Paramecium abruptly ceased.

Chapter 634, Section 605: Kiana, the Breast-Grabbing Maniac

As night deepened, a bonfire was lit on the beach. The girls and the Valkyrie of the Snow Wolf Squad interacted with each other through some games, having a great time.

Just as everyone was in high spirits, a white-haired Paramecium that had returned to a hotel bathroom found itself left out, its durian smell still lingering on it. It immediately pouted, full of resentment.

The scene where Raiden Mei takes care of Bronya and K423 by the campfire made Kiana was being neglected, secretly grit her teeth.

No way! Why shouldn't I get a share?! Hehe! The troublemaker is here! I'll show you what happens if you don't include me in your fun!

The robust and carefree Paramecium grinned maliciously, stretched out its right arm, and stealthily scurried through the darkness, secretly striking one perky part after another.

"Clap clap clap clap!" A series of crisp sounds interrupted the pleasant atmosphere.

"Who's touching my butt?!"

"Same as above, Lilia has been attacked!"

"Seele didn't do anything wrong..."

"Sirin too..."

"Bronya's ultimate evasion confirmed, wide-area search complete, culprit found—it was that idiot Kiana who did it!"

Amidst the Valkyrie's humiliated and indignant screams, the bonfire party descended into chaos.

"Pfft! Pfft!"

Two campfires were eerily extinguished, and a figure flickered in the darkness. A pair of sinister hands repeatedly groped and caressed the girls' sensitive areas, eliciting gasps of alarm.

"Here she comes again! Here she comes again! Sisters, watch out! Grab her!"

As the lights came on, Murata Himeko, who was drinking and chatting with the Snow Wolf Squad veterans, had a sinister smile on her face.

"You dare to take advantage of me? You've got a death wish!"

Caught off guard, she too was caught off guard. The Red-haired Mature Woman, seeing the strange looks in the eyes of the Snow Wolf Squad members, was furious at the instigator.

Amidst the mingled crowd, the whispers, with their vastly different timbres and tones, carried a clear directional influence.

"I've long heard that Lord Siegfried was unfaithful to Her Highness the Saintess, and that he touched the buttocks of all the Valkyrie. So the rumors are true..."

"No wonder... even Miss Kiana was poisoned? This kind of trend must be severely punished!"

"Exactly! Exactly! They must be severely punished!"

The angry cries eventually coalesced into a unified voice, igniting the Valkyrie's displeasure at being disturbed.

The victim, Murata Himeko, felt extremely ashamed as the only teacher to be humiliated by her own student. She brandished her serrated greatsword and issued orders through gritted teeth.

"Teams one, two, three, four, five, assemble immediately! Conduct a thorough search and bring back that idiot Kiana! Otherwise, your vacation is canceled! Double the homework upon returning!"

"The first team to find her will each receive a bottle of sangria—it's on me!"

Under a combination of coercion and enticement, the group, united in their hatred of the enemy, launched a massive operation to capture the "butt-grabbing maniac" Kiana.

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