What's Wrong with Men Liking Big Breasts?

"Alas, what a misfortune for her family, the lack of proper education, the team leader is truly pitiful..."

Shigure Kira leaned back in her recliner, sipping the sangria recommended by Himeko, and sighed softly.

Patrick, with his keen observation skills, twitched slightly at the corner of his mouth and rolled his eyes at someone.

Kiana, the young lady, was cunning and calculating; managing to touch the butts of a few of her classmates was already her limit.

After doing something bad, instead of running away, they stayed put to extinguish the campfire and then started a second wave. For a little girl who was just trying to cause trouble and vent her anger, isn't that a bit too conspiratorial?

Of everyone present, besides you, who else would do such a despicable thing as smearing others?

Tsk tsk, as a die-hard fan of the captain, you always manage to come up with new and interesting ways to criticize Siegfried.

Now, they actually think of using Kiana's antics to confirm the rumor that someone touched all the Valkyrie' butts—that's utterly shameless.

It seems this rumor actually originated from you...

Moreover, Himeko was drinking with the Snow Wolf Squad at the time, and you were the closest to her. You were the only one who could indirectly manipulate sound waves to extinguish the fire by interfering with her calls for help.

Oh right, I almost forgot, you're still an idol. Changing your voice and tone in the dark to stir people's hearts is as easy as it gets.

Patrick shrugged at his teammates, exchanging glances, clearly understanding that this was a spontaneous act by some Brainless Fan.

Meanwhile, Kiana, who was hiding in the coconut grove, looked at the campfire gathering behind her, couldn't help but clench her fists, strike a victory pose, and cheer excitedly.

Yes! That's why you all came, right? Hide and seek, I love it!

"Gungnir fire!"

"Nexus system unlock Nexus!"

However, to Kiana's surprise, several loud shouts came from afar, and several arcs of light flashed, causing the once lush coconut grove to collapse one after another.

Instantly, all the cover was removed, smoke and dust rose all around, and countless torches almost blinded Kiana.

Wait a minute, I didn't provoke so many people, how did they all come? The white-haired Paramecium, its brain not quite working properly, swallowed hard, its face stiff. Sensing something was wrong, it turned tail and ran.

This is boring! I'm not playing anymore!

But someone always has to clean up the mess they've made.

Fifteen minutes later, the pursuit team, carrying Kiana who was bound like a dumpling, returned in a grand procession to the beach campfire.

"Teacher Himeko... Himeko- nee! I was just joking with everyone, I wanted to have some fun! I swear!"

Kiana, who was being questioned and denounced by her classmates, put on a pitiful look to gain sympathy and obediently gave in, trying her best to earn the opportunity to be reformed.

"Perhaps they were instigated..."

Shigure Kira, who had come closer, began to subtly entice him.

"Mmm, it's like being possessed!"

Kiana nodded firmly, immediately attributing her actions to some mysterious force.

Murata Himeko naturally didn't believe such nonsense and wanted to continue judging this little troublemaker. However, as Patrick approached and whispered something in her ear, the Red-haired Mature Woman grinned and revealed a sinister smile.

A moment later.

"I was possessed by an evil spirit, it wasn't intentional!"

"Yes, I believe you!"

"So what are you trying to do?"

Kiana, bound to a cross and held upright, struggles and writhes, trying to escape her fate of punishment.

"Coincidentally, I know of a special exorcism ritual in Hawaii. Don't worry, it will definitely work!"

Murata Himeko spoke in a sinister tone, and the Valkyrie raised their torches. In the flickering light, their faces appeared eerie and terrifying, like a religious inquisition burning witches.

Under Kiana's horrified gaze, the campfire was lit, and the Valkyrie gathered leaves and flowers, mixing them with their swimsuits, then holding hands and jumping and spinning around the cross.

On the beach where the waves were crashing, Kiana was bound to a cross in the posture of Christ's crucifixion, her little face showing both shock and fear.

On the golden sand, the Valkyrie, suppressing their laughter, danced the hula around the campfire.

Some of the girls, tired from dancing, left the group, but they still remembered to place the skewered chicken wings and vegetables around the campfire, creating a heartwarming scene.

Hawaii hula... mainly expresses prayers to the volcano god and a longing for light through physical movement... I've never heard of it having the power to ward off evil spirits.

Just as the Snow Wolf Squad members turned their questioning gazes to Patrick, they saw this somewhat uncontrollable American native nearly burst into laughter, responding haltingly.

"Himeko wanted to teach the troublemaker a lesson, Kiana wanted to play with everyone, and now the problem is solved..."

The Snow Wolf Squad members stared at the Tool Person that was being worshipped as a sacrificial offering, and after a moment of realization, they all pointed at this "genius" and secretly burst into strange laughter.

P. S.: Two updates today, three updates tomorrow.

Chapter 606, Section 635: What's wrong with men liking large breasts?

At the Hawaii Hotel, Kevin stood on the balcony, watching the farce on the coastal beach nearing its end. He chuckled, shook his head, turned, and went inside, raising a glass to his old friend Thunder.

The pink-haired Valkyrie drank alone while swiping her fingers to browse the SCP Foundation's weapons development department's various cutting-edge products and interesting containment data.

The dozen or so open jewelry boxes on the table contain the latest styles from jewelry companies like Tiffany & Co., incorporating popular trends.

This is a woman with a detached personality, and Kevin's reward was undoubtedly to cater to her interests, hitting one of the few breakthrough points in Thunder: weapons, the hidden mysteries of the world, and his sister complex.

Slightly tipsy, Thunder glanced at his watch, rose slightly, and gave Kevin a farewell kiss with an indifferent expression.

Fortunately, without his Sister-in-law Sera's help, Kevin managed to persuade them to define the ceremony as a Western kiss, thus reducing its romanticism and increasing its intimacy.

Even so, the ascetic aura emanating from this ice beauty made even her kisses feel sharp and oppressive, easily extinguishing any unrealistic desires a man might have.

In fact, these high-level beings are often lonely at heart. Kevin doesn't even need to actively strive for it; he can simply outlast most of his competitors by enduring a certain amount of time.

Moreover, perhaps it's a better choice to let time tell how their relationship will develop.

"It's still early, why don't we have a couple more drinks?"

Kevin made a polite attempt to persuade him to stay, as is typical of friends, but Thunder shook his head slightly, showed the time on his phone, and responded indifferently.

"There's an event in SAO tonight at 8 PM. The guild needs to gather for a mission..."

Kevin paused, watching Thunder's departing figure, and chuckled wryly.

For someone like her who doesn't purely enjoy killing, venting her energy and finding enjoyment in games is undoubtedly a good way of life.

Yes, this is a sick world, but also an interesting one. Darkness and light coexist, decay and beauty are intertwined, and the dirtier the soil, the more vibrant the flowers that can bloom.

SAO, I've always wanted to play it, but I've been busy putting out fires and fixing problems all the time. Now that I'm back, I'll have Raven help me create an account. It's time to spend some time interacting with Asuna and the others.

Isn't a cross-server online romance pretty good?

Kevin swirled his wine glass, leaned down, and casually picked up a fashion magazine, flipping through it to pass the time.

When he turned to the page about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the blue and white porcelain cheongsam worn by a mixed-race female model made him slightly lost in thought, and a figure buried in his memory for a long time resurfaced in his mind.

As Kevin's fingers swiped across the screen, his gaze fell upon the capitalized English letters in the clothing designer's name section. His eyes widened in surprise, and his expression shifted with emotion.

Ada... Ada? What a coincidence!

Kevin pondered for a moment, then snapped his fingers. Raven emerged from the Spatial Rift behind him and issued instructions in a deep voice.

"Could you help me find this designer's identity and address..."

"Oh, and while you're at it, apply for SAO and ALO game accounts for me from [World Tree], and hopefully Akihiko Kayaba can give me some employee benefits..."

The Raven bowed slightly, nodded earnestly, and then slowly retreated at Kevin's wave.

When the room returned to silence, Kevin flipped through a few pages of a fashion magazine, then listlessly leaned on the railing, gazing at the night sky for a long time. The man tapped his head, raised the corners of his lips, and murmured softly.

I'm starting to miss you... Ada...

At that moment, the half-open door was gently pushed open, and Kevin turned around to find that Fu Hua had actually come to visit.

"What's wrong? Is something the matter?"

The look of confusion on Immortal Vermillion Bird's pretty face flashed by in an instant. Fu Hua hesitated for a moment, then entered the living room and sat on the sofa.

However, when she glanced down at the fashion magazine on the table, its pages already turned several times, she couldn't help but purse her lips, her expression returning to indifference, and her tone becoming calm.

"It's nothing, I'm tired, I'll go back and rest..."

Kevin, who had been listening attentively, was stunned and could only watch helplessly as Fu Hua turned and left.

Could it be... something's on your mind?

Kevin scratched his head, realizing there were too few clues and he couldn't fathom what Fu Hua was thinking, so he could only put his questions aside.

A moment later, the lingering smell of barbecue from the beach wafted to the window, whetting Kevin's appetite. With nothing else to do, he decided to go downstairs for a walk.

However, as soon as Kevin got downstairs, he bumped into the Valkyrie who were returning home satisfied. These girls, who had witnessed Professor Yang's methods, obediently stood on both sides to make way and greeted him in unison.

Kevin nodded slightly, feeling quite gratified. Just as he was about to leave, a somewhat nervous voice called out to him.

"Teacher Yang, where are you going?"

Kevin turned around and saw Raiden Mei biting her lip and asking a question, while Bronya helped the exhausted Kiana. He couldn't help but smile slightly, pointed to the convenience store in the distance, and casually answered.

"I'm a little hungry, I'll buy something to eat..."

Raiden Mei suddenly realized, lowered her eyelids, and a blush rose on her face.

"Then... please come back soon..."

"Mei, I want to drink water, I want to sleep..."

Just as Raiden Mei was about to say a few more words, the pitiful Kiana tugged at her sleeve and begged her, while the Valkyrie's group began to move towards the hotel.

"Be safe..."

The girl waved unconsciously, giving Kevin her final words of advice.

Inside the convenience store, Kevin adjusted his glasses, somewhat confused. Had he been discovered? So quickly?

The man shook his head slightly, carried his shopping bag to the coastal street, tore open a piece of fried bread, and ate it with a bottle of energy drink to fill the hunger in his stomach.

Just as he was about to enjoy the breezy coastal night view, he saw a restless figure hurrying out of the hotel, looking around as if searching for something.

"Lixue? What's wrong?"

Just as Cheng Lixue was becoming increasingly worried, a voice behind her made her grasp at a straw and immediately turn around.

"Mr. Yang, have you seen Master? Master and I were roommates tonight. After she went to find you, she never came back..."

"Her mental state has always been unstable. During this meeting, she often spaced out, and I'm very worried about her safety..."

Kevin frowned slightly, a hint of guilt creeping onto his face. He should have realized earlier that Fu Hua's visit tonight might be due to something on her mind, but he had overlooked it.

"Don't worry, to make it easier for everyone to enjoy the island, I've basically booked the whole place. There shouldn't be any outsiders around..."

"Besides, given Fu Hua's strength, there are very few beings who could threaten her. Perhaps she's somewhere relaxing. Let's search for her together..."

Kevin's calm analysis dispelled Cheng Lixue's worries. The two split up and searched around.

When Kevin finally found his way to the more secluded and quiet western beach, he saw a beautiful woman sitting on the rocks, lost in thought. He breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally settled down.

After calling Cheng Lixue to inform her, Kevin jumped onto the rocky outcrop, sat down next to Fu Hua, and asked with a light laugh.

"What are you thinking about? You seem so engrossed."

"Who's upset you? I'll go and kill them right now!"

Fu Hua turned her head away, somewhat hesitant. After Kevin listened attentively for nearly fifteen minutes, the girl's tense expression finally relaxed, and she raised her hands in an arc shape in front of her chest.

"Do you really like that kind of...?"

"Ah?"

Kevin, who had expected Fu Hua to reveal some earth-shattering secret, was completely bewildered and couldn't figure it out.

"It's in the photo... that kind!"

A captivating blush rose behind Fu Hua's ears, and she was somewhat shy to speak.

"What?"

Kevin was even more confused, unable to fathom Fu Hua's abstract description.

The Immortal Vermillion Bird Fairy gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and responded with resentment.

"So stupid! The kind with big boobs!"