Aunt Flo's Here? Drink More Lava! / The Battle to Defend His Chastity

They must want to keep the team pure, so they're getting rid of me!

And even if there's the slightest chance, by the time you wake up, I wouldn't have enough lives to compensate you.

However, in the instant the man turned around, he didn't see Keisha's face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot, or the sinister look in her eyes.

P. S.: Two chapters for now, I'll make up for the third one during the day today.

Book recommendation: <Oreki-kun Doesn't Need a Cheat Code>

Synopsis: A true male protagonist doesn't need any external cheat codes.

Therefore, Oriki Haku solemnly swore:

First, the "sand sculpture" system will not tolerate any trolling.

Second, of all the waters in the world, I will never take the initiative;

Third, the alluring Tomie, who will never compromise!

Youmu Soul Dream: "A sharp sword, sharp eyes!"

Nakano May: "Anyone who steals my meat buns, no matter how far away, will be punished!"

Tomie: "Darling~, shall we eat first, or take a shower first, or... me?"

Chapter 1074, Section 1121: Aunt Flo is here? Drink more lava!

"Bang!"

The magnificent Ceremonial Sword King's Command, was inserted at Kevin's feet, its blade sinking into the earth, the hilt trembling slightly with a low hum.

"You dare to move a muscle!"

"Cough cough, I dare not move, I dare not move..."

The murderous snort that reached his ears made Kevin wave his hands repeatedly, standing there resignedly.

"Come back! Let's shower together..."

Keisha pointed to her side, her voice suddenly lowering, the meaning quite clear.

Kevin turned and went back into the bath, stroking his chin, and looked at Keisha with sudden realization, sizing up the Saintess who had one arm crossed over her chest.

"So you like mixed-gender bathing? You should have said so earlier!"

"Anyway, neither Hexi nor I have ever considered you a woman."

"We're all family, feel free to come anytime, don't mind us!"

As the man spoke, he sat down in the water, casually patting her delicate, jade-like shoulders with his fingers and palms.

However, when the fingertips touched Keisha's skin, the warmth of her muscles turned as hard as iron.

In the reflection on the water, the Angel Queen's forehead was bulging with veins, like earthworms wriggling in flesh, and her teeth were grinding, as if she wanted to tear off two pieces of flesh from someone's body to chew on.

"You mean I don't look like a woman?!"

Kevin sensed the oppressive atmosphere around him, awkwardly withdrew his hand, and quickly and earnestly swore to prove his innocence.

"How could that be! It was Hexi and the others who said it!"

"Your Queen, you know me!"

"While I respect you as a tough guy, I've always been firmly against them publicly calling you a tomboy!"

Puff!

Keisha felt a surge of pent-up energy rising from her lower abdomen, rushing straight to her congested chest.

Completely unaware that he was about to die, the person clicked his tongue and muttered to himself.

"Indeed, you're a bit old, have a bad temper, sometimes don't listen to advice, and are rather difficult to get along with. But addressing me like that in public is extremely disrespectful!"

"At most, we can only call each other that in private..."

Instantly, Keisha felt her blood rush to her head, her brain throbbed violently, and her head buzzed.

To kill someone is to destroy their spirit; to kill someone is to destroy their spirit!

So this is how you bunch of bastards usually see me?!

Just as Keisha's anger was about to reach its peak and erupt like a volcano, a cool hand touched her forehead, instantly cooling down the boiling blood within her.

Kevin leaned closer, his face showing concern.

"What's wrong? Your face is turning pale and then red. Are you feeling unwell?"

"Snort!"

"At least this bastard has some conscience, "Keisha said with a cold, nasal tone, expressing her displeasure and slightly reducing her inner turmoil.

For the sake of our thousand-year acquaintance, I'll give you a chance to atone for your sins.

At this moment, Kevin's face was filled with worry and surprise.

"That's strange, your period shouldn't be on this day?"

However, the moment this guy opened his mouth, it was like a thunderbolt striking Keisha's mind, causing the Angel Queen, who had felt a sliver of hope, to freeze in shock.

"Hiss..."

The man seemed to sense something, gasped, and then gripped Keisha's shoulders with both hands, his tone serious.

"Menopause has come so quickly? I must take good care of myself..."

At this moment, Keisha, who had reached her limit, grabbed Kevin's hand and pulled him upwards, then delivered a cross-shoulder throw, slamming the bastard in front of her violently onto the marble floor.

Suddenly, a thunderous roar echoed through the bathroom, and dust billowed everywhere. Kevin struggled to his feet from the enormous human-shaped crater, his face full of frustration.

"Even if I'm right, you don't need to kill me to cover it up..."

"If you're sick, you should see a doctor. Don't give up on treatment; with proper care, you can manage..."

Keisha was so angry that her face turned pale, her chest heaving. She summoned her silver wings and slammed Kevin back into the pit. Then, she strode up the steps and walked away with a gloomy face.

Kevin struggled to climb out of the pit, coughing up a mouthful of blood, and shrunk into the bathtub like a salted fish.

Alright, I don't need to leave the medicinal bath for the next few days.

As his body re-entered the water, his skin felt the warm, soothing current that healed his hidden wounds, and the man's furrowed brow gradually relaxed.

"Sh... u... an..."

However, when Kevin lowered his head and saw the reflection in the water, the word "shuang" in his throat suddenly changed its pronunciation and changed its shape, like a duck being pinched by the neck.

The man's head stiffened and he turned back, his helpless eyes meeting that cold gaze.

However, he quickly changed his expression, cleared his throat, and pondered seriously.

"What, have you changed your mind?"

"Let me tell you, in Japan, there have been mixed-gender bathing [secret hot springs] for a long time."

"Soaking in hot water can be beneficial for soothing the body and relieving menopausal anxiety, especially in places like the Angel Nebula where yin and yang are imbalanced..."

Kevin paused, glancing at Keisha's face out of the corner of his eye, but the expected anger did not materialize.

The Angel Queen merely nodded calmly, and lightly parted her cherry lips.

"Okay, I'll give it a try."

Kevin froze, his breathing became labored, and his facial muscles twitched slightly.

Seriously? Has this woman lost her mind? She actually believed it?

No way! We need to use something drastic!

Kevin then stroked his chin with his fingertips, pondered for a moment, and then offered Keisha a concerned look, feigning seriousness.

"Speaking of menopause, there's a common folk remedy around the world: [drink more hot water]..."

"I think encountering a Divine Body like yours should prompt me to upgrade..."

"How about we drink more lava?"

Keisha opened the Angel Nebula map, marked the concentration of volcanoes, and casually responded.

"Alright, since you said so, I'll have Ruo Ning bring some back tomorrow to check if the medicinal properties are really that miraculous..."

Kevin's expression froze, his lips moving unconsciously.

What else can I say? Awesome!

An awkward smile forced onto the man's stiff face. He materialized silver armor and hurriedly stood up; Space Wormhole was forming.

"I'm done washing, come on over..."

"Oh yes, Hexi and the others said they wanted to consult me today about the procedures for the coronation ceremony..."

However, a pair of slender arms pressed down, and Kevin was stuffed back into the pool. A silvery-white halo spread out, and the wormhole in front of him was gradually disintegrated, turning the bathroom into an isolated world under Space Prison.

Keisha knelt by the pool, scooped up a handful of white liquid with her bare hands, and sprinkled it on the bruised area behind Kevin, her voice soft and low.

"Sorry, I didn't think things through just now, and I hit a little too hard..."

"I'd rather you hadn't figured it out..."

His scheme failed, Kevin slumped against the pool wall, rubbing his forehead, like a dead fish with its spine removed, a hint of helplessness filling his eyes.

Although he was somewhat oblivious when it came to matters of the heart, with the guidance of a group of close female friends, even the most clueless stone could blossom.

From the moment Keisha entered, Kevin could guess the general meaning behind this Angel Queen's intentions.

However, the purpose of repeatedly refusing was to maintain a certain distance from her and not to continue to provoke this holy Angel Queen who was synonymous with "danger".

After all, in the real world, this is an Angel King suffering from androphobia.

Therefore, the harsh words just now were merely a strategy to make Keisha back down.

However, in his haste, Keisha saw through Kevin intentions.

Just then, he heard the rustling sound of clothes falling behind him, and as a pair of soft breasts pressed against his back, Kevin's heart pounded, his nerves tightened, and his mind went blank for a moment.

Looks like I'm going to get eaten tonight...

Chapter 1075, Section 1122: The Battle to Protect Chastity

Inside the bathroom, the misty air created a dreamlike and enchanting scene.

Having shed her military uniform and cold demeanor from her public persona, Keisha knelt quietly by the pool.

The hand that had been used to wield a sword in battle for 6,000 years now held a bath sponge with the gentlest of movements, softly moistening the wound on Kevin's back.

"You seem a little afraid of me? Can you tell me why?"

"You're in my dreams, I'm in reality. I worry that if we stay in this state too long, we'll both get trapped and there will be no way back..."

Kevin's smile was bitter, and a hint of weariness appeared in his eyes.

The longer he spent in the dream, the more worried he became that he would become an integral part of it, unable to escape.

"The Earth, the Hongmeng Galaxy, Titan Star, and other cosmic sectors you mentioned simply do not contain any civilizations that match your characteristics..."

Keisha remained silent for a moment, then whispered softly.

Indeed, in Keisha's dream, the Angel Nebula was the only True God in the universe.

Kevin tried to return to Earth to find the person from his dream, but unfortunately, it was a desolate wasteland.

"All of this is just your imagination. Aren't you going to give up yet?"

Keisha pondered in frustration, while Kevin sighed silently and closed his eyes, remaining silent.

Keisha's fingertips lingered and caressed Kevin's shoulder blades on his back.

"I remember there was a scar here, it looked very real..."

Kevin paused for a moment, then, as the topic shifted, his tension gradually subsided, and he responded with a light laugh.

"It seems so, but it's already healed. You should know more about the Divine Body nature of angels than I do..."