Tang San Took a Huge Dump

"What?!"

"I failed?"

Tang San was stunned when he heard those four words.

He had gone through so much trouble to enroll at Shrek Academy,

yet he had not even passed the second test?

"Impossible. How could you tell I had no potential from just one swing of my hammer?"

Lu Qibin knew Dai Mubai thought highly of Tang San, so he explained a little more.

"You're an assault-type Soul Master with no offensive power. You think that means you have great potential?"

Given Tang San's usual temperament, he would never explain himself further.

But in order to obey his wife's wishes and enter Shrek Academy,

he could only prove himself now.

"My attacks lie in my Soul Skills. Their offensive power is very strong."

"Oh?"

Lu Qibin raised an eyebrow.

"Your Soul Skills have great offensive power?"

"If so, I can let you pass this test."

Tang San's second soul ring flashed.

He immediately used his Second Soul Skill.

Fart Stockpiling!

His body rapidly began to swell.

Then his first soul ring flashed.

"First Soul Skill,"

"Farting is like forging iron, one charged hammer, Tang San's fart!"

Tang San aimed the Blue Silver Hammer in his hand at the iron post ahead, his back facing Lu Qibin.

Tang San was about to give Lu Qibin a huge demonstration...

As if possessed, Ye Fan suddenly had an idea.

Farting all the time was getting tiring, too.

"Change it to taking a dump in the future."

Modification successful.

Tang San was about to take a huge dump for Lu Qibin as a demonstration...

Just as Tang San was about to coordinate with his fart and throw the Blue Silver Hammer in his hand,

he suddenly felt his stomach gurgle.

Oh no!

Meanwhile, Lu Qibin had felt that something was wrong as soon as he heard Tang San's disgusting Soul Incantation.

A charged fart?

And a charged fart aimed right at his face?

He sprang backward at once.

Bang!

A massive mushroom cloud rose within Shrek Academy.

That one fart blew Tang San's pants to pieces.

But it was not over yet.

Amid the yellow mist that filled the sky,

Lu Qibin saw at a glance that something else was spraying out along with the yellow smoke.

It surged forth like a raging torrent, shooting straight at Lu Qibin.

"Don't make things difficult for this old man!"

Lu Qibin hurriedly dodged to the side.

But as Tang San's body moved, it accurately followed Lu Qibin again.

No matter how Lu Qibin dodged,

Tang San only needed to adjust his angle slightly to target him precisely.

It was as though it had been specially prepared for him.

"This sinister brat."

"Did he realize he couldn't pass my test, so he decided to smash the pot and stink me up before leaving?"

In his desperation, Lu Qibin had a sudden idea.

He overlapped his right index and middle fingers, steadily pinching his martial soul, Star Luo Chess, between them.

With a flick of his fingers,

the black chess piece surged forward against the torrent,

charging into the challenge.

Pfft!

A chess piece shot in and firmly plugged the place where the torrent was pouring out.

Lu Qibin finally let out a long breath of relief.

"Ah!"

Immediately afterward came a cry of agony.

"Ah!"

In his panic, Lu Qibin had not properly controlled the force when he threw the chess piece.

That chess piece had gone in a little too deeply.

Even deeper than during the fight between Dai Mubai and Tang San.

Tang San fell to the ground with a thud, blood flowing freely.

The others were also completely dumbfounded.

Explosive. This was simply too explosive.

Shrek Academy had truly become Shitrek Academy.

This was the greatest scandal since the academy's founding.

"Tang San!"

Lu Qibin nearly gritted a mouthful of good teeth into gaps.

It was not just that Tang San had disgusted him.

His martial soul, Star Luo Chess, had been involved too.

His martial soul was dirty now!

Could he even use it again in the future?

Just thinking about it made him nauseous.

At his age, encountering something like this out of nowhere was truly the worst luck of eight lifetimes.

His reputation in his later years was ruined!

Use it again?

Although a martial soul would not bring anything back after turning into Soul Power,

it was impossible not to feel disgusted in his heart.

Tang San was in extreme pain as well.

He could feel a foreign object inside his body.

He could not understand why this had happened today.

After farting for so many years, his proficiency had somehow dropped, and he had accidentally let something else out.

There was no way he could enter Shrek Academy now.

With that thought, Tang San sighed. He found a robe in his Storage Soul Tool, draped it over himself, and prepared to leave quickly.

"Stop!"

"You took such a huge dump inside Shrek Academy and think you can just leave that easily?"

Lu Qibin hurriedly stopped Tang San.

Holding a long forked branch in both hands, he flashed in front of Tang San and blocked his path.

On one hand, it was to stop Tang San from escaping. On the other, it was to keep from disgusting himself.

"What do you want, then?"

Tang San knew he was in the wrong, but he still had to think of a way to regain some ground.

"No need to say more. Pay up."

"Five hundred Gold Soul Coins."

Lu Qibin directly stated his purpose.

Shrek Academy's biggest problem was its funding.

After teaching here for so many years,

he had more or less picked up some of Flender's greed for money.

"Five hundred Gold Soul Coins!"

Upon hearing that exorbitant price,

Tang San's body trembled.

Unable to hold it in, he immediately took another huge dump.

"Bleurgh!"

Lu Qibin vomited at once.

As for Ye Fan and the others, they had long since retreated far away.

However, they had not gone to the fourth test.

They still had to watch the spectacle.

"Why did I never realize Tang San was this disgusting before?"

Xiao Wu's face had twisted into a knot.

Just thinking about having shared a dormitory with him for six years made her feel utterly sick.

Zhu Zhuqing also frowned tightly.

Dai Mubai could not bear to look and turned his head away. I fought this thing?

Ning Rongrong showed no reaction at all. Clearly, she had seen plenty in her time.

Still, it was fortunate that this Tang San had not enrolled with them, or she would have had to consider leaving.

"Tang San really is a human with two brushes."

Ye Fan sighed.

"Hm? What do you mean?"

The four of them were all confused.

"Doesn't adding 'two brushes' to the word 'human' make it sound a lot like 'dung'?"

"Hahahaha!"

They instantly failed to hold back their laughter. Even the icy Zhu Zhuqing let out a snort.

What a Tang Dung.

After that dump,

Tang San's face was full of embarrassment, but he quickly recovered.

The more he dumped, the bolder he became.

He had already lost so much face. A little more would not make a difference.

"There's no way I'm giving you five hundred Gold Soul Coins."

"This Shrek Academy isn't even worth five hundred Gold Soul Coins."

"You want that much from me?"

"And I've applied so much fertilizer. You should be paying me instead."