The Fishing Duo Suffering Mental Pollution
Seeing that the atmosphere was gradually becoming heavy, the Old Celestial Master quickly tried to lighten the mood, saying to Tian Jinzhong, "Alright, alright, let's not say such unpleasant things."
"Junior brother, you should go back first. Gong Qing and Lu Liang should be ready soon and will arrive shortly. Remember to act convincingly and don't give yourself away."
"... Okay, then I'll be going now."
Sigh... Xiao Yuzi...
Upon hearing the Old Celestial Master's words, a complex look flashed in Tian Jinzhong's eyes.
"Rong Shan, please give me a ride."
"Yes, Uncle-Master Tian."
Upon hearing Tian Jinzhong's words, Rong Shan quickly replied.
He then rushed forward, grabbed the wheelchair where Tian Jinzhong was sitting, bid farewell to the Old Celestial Master and the others, and then led Tian Jinzhong away from the main hall.
"Then I should get going. How can I attract bait if I don't go out and explore?"
Zhang Chulan smiled as he watched Tian Jinzhong leave.
"Okay, go ahead, Chu Lan, be careful."
Zhang Huaiyi did not stop Zhang Chulan, but only whispered a few words of advice before letting him leave.
"Then let's hurry up and get it done so we can go home sooner."
"That being said, I've been away for almost seven days. If I don't go back soon, I'll exceed the time limit for my leave."
Seeing this, Gabriel put away her smartphone, stood up, and said weakly.
"Should I be glad that Little Gabriel still remembers about going to school?"
Vignette rolled her eyes. She had been watching Gabriel's lazy lifestyle these past few days, and it had made her veins throb with rage.
Even among the demons of the Sloth faction, one of the Seven Deadly Sins, as far as Vignette knew, their lives were far more decadent than that of her friend.
"Haha... Vigne, how could you say that? Forgot what? I wouldn't dare forget this, haha..."
Upon hearing this, Gabriel gave a slightly guilty, awkward laugh.
To be honest, if she weren't afraid that her sister would be angry when she discovered she was missing during her patrol of the human world, Gabriel wouldn't even want to go back.
Isn't it better to stay in this world?
In this era, far more advanced than hers, there were more sophisticated gaming devices, a greater number of high-end games, the ability to order takeout on a mobile phone, and even the elimination of the need to go to school...
In addition, his status as a friend from Otherworld also allows him to enjoy preferential treatment from the Great Xia.
It's practically a Heaven for stay-at-home girls.
Only...
Gabriel shuddered involuntarily at the thought of her older sister's angry face, a sight that filled her with fear.
Ultimately, after weighing the pros and cons, Gabriel gave up the tempting idea of staying.
"Um???"
Seeing Gabriel's guilty expression, Vignette glanced at her with a hint of suspicion, but Vignette didn't say anything. After all, it was a good thing that Gabriel had this idea.
"Then let's get started. I'll head out first. You all do as you please. Goodbye."
After saying that, Wu Tong flashed away and chased after Zhang Chulan in the direction he had left.
Not long after Wu Tong left the main hall of the Daoist temple, he caught up with Zhang Chulan, who was taking a walk and fishing.
"Chu Lan!"
"Brother Tong? What brings you here?"
When Zhang Chulan heard someone calling him, he turned around and saw that it was Wu Tong.
So Zhang Chulan asked with some confusion.
"I'll go play with you, I have nothing to do anyway."
Wu Tong replied listlessly.
"Alright."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Chulan shrugged and said indifferently.
After all, he couldn't stop Wu Tong from doing whatever he wanted.
Moreover, it would be much more convenient if Wu Tong came along.
After all, everyone in the group knows Wu Tong's strength; no one in this world can rival him.
With Wu Tong by his side, Zhang Chulan felt a great sense of security.
"Then let's go."
Then, the two walked side by side.
"Hehe, little brother~, it's very dangerous to be out and about. What if you get kidnapped by bad guys? How about coming to my house for a bit? I'll protect you!"
As the two were strolling through the forest, a affected, pretentious voice suddenly rang out from behind them.
Upon hearing this voice, Wu Tong and Zhang Chulan exchanged a smile.
The fish... took the bait.
Then, the two turned their heads to see who this troublemaker was.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they turned their heads and saw who it was, Wu Tong and Zhang Chulan couldn't help but gag.
"Vomit..."
This was because among the dozen or so people opposite, there was only one woman, and this woman was a ""Water Bucket"" weighing at least 300 pounds.
So it goes without saying where that sound came from.
Actually, if it were just that, it wouldn't have led to the two of them ending up like this.
They were quite worldly-wise; although they had never met someone whose voice and appearance didn't match, they had heard of such people online and weren't surprised.
But...
This ""Water Bucket"" really looks so bizarre:
Hands of different lengths, pockmarked face, eyes of different sizes, protruding ears, buck teeth, and nose hairs that protrude at least two centimeters from the nostrils.
The most terrifying thing is that this unidentified creature is even giving you flirtatious glances with a hopeful expression...
This appearance is truly an eyesore.
Such stunning beauty is simply irresistible to the two of them.
'This voice and this appearance are completely different things!'
Recalling the sound they had just heard, and combining it with the ""Water Bucket""-shaped creature in front of them, the two couldn't help but roar and complain in their hearts.
The voice they just heard, though somewhat affected, was generally quite gentle.
The two had initially thought the speaker was a beautiful woman, and were wondering if they should be gentle when they made their move...
The result was completely unexpected; the person who spoke was entirely different from what they had imagined.
What kind of gentleness is this?
If they don't get rid of them quickly, they'll be letting down their eyes, which have been severely polluted by mental pollution.
"Hey? What do you two mean by this? Am I not pretty?"
""Water Bucket"" looked displeased upon seeing the two's actions.
"Big Sister Head, you are of course the most beautiful, you are simply the most beautiful woman in the world."
"That's right, the Big Sister Head number one in the world."
"Big Sister Head, stop wasting your breath on them. They must have terrible taste. Otherwise, how could they not appreciate your beauty?"
"Old Wang is right, let's hurry up and take them down, Big Sister Head."
Before Wu Tong his companion could speak, the crowd surrounding them rushed to comfort the ""Water Bucket"."