Talks Settled, Satoru Gojo Is Very Cooperative
Blue Ribbon Goddess: Now that Miko has become my kin, I cannot leave her in this perilous world!
Seeker of the Dao:...
Looking at Hestia's message, Wu Tong rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on.
That's true; he hadn't really thought about that question before.
However, regarding safety issues...
For some reason, the thought of this brought to Wu Tong's mind a white-haired figure that he had just sealed away.
Sorcerers have a special ability to attack spirits (Evil Spirits / Cursed Spirits). The white-haired guy is very powerful, has a wicked but Kindness personality, and the Academy he attends has a spell array that ordinary Evil Spirits and Cursed Spirits cannot enter...
Therefore, the faction that the white-haired creature belonged to seemed like a good place to go.
Only...
He just taught that white-haired guy a lesson!
It hadn't even been half an hour.
How could he possibly ask the white-haired protector for help right now?
Silence...
A moment later.
Wu Tong made his choice and shook his head helplessly. "Hestia, I've made such a great sacrifice for you, one kiss won't be enough for me now."
Seeker of the Dao: Let's leave Miko and the other members of the clan to Satoru Gojo. With him leading the way, there shouldn't be too much of a problem in this world.
Fallen Angel:???
Fallen Angel: Satoru Gojo?
Bu Yao Bi Lian: Holy crap, there's actually this guy in this Composite Anime World?
The Dragon King Spews Water: But if it were him, the safety of Miko wouldn't really be a problem.
Passerby: It's definitely a good place, but have you two met? Given Satoru Gojo Satoru's awful personality, maybe...
Seeker of the Dao: It's alright, I'll talk to him in a bit, he'll agree.
As soon as Wu Tong said this, everyone tacitly shut their mouths.
Given Wu Tong's abilities, it's hard to imagine how this deal could possibly fail when he tries to "talk" to Satoru Gojo.
Thus, the problem of Hestia's kin was resolved after a heated discussion.
In conclusion:
Yotsuya Miko, Yuri River Hua, and a large portion of their clan remained in this world, under the protection of Satoru Gojo, where they grew rapidly.
Yotsuya Kyosuke, Miko's Mom and a small group of people, returned to the world of Orario with Hestia to train and grow, while also laying the groundwork for bringing others over.
In this way, everyone, whether it was the clan, Hestia, or the group members, was properly settled, and everyone was happy!
Blue Ribbon Goddess: Thank you, Wu Tong...
After the matter was settled, Hestia looked at Wu Tong, who had done his best to help her, and a look of gratitude flashed in her eyes.
Seeker of the Dao: Alright, what's our relationship? Why are you being so polite with me?
Wu Tong waved his hand, saying meaningfully.
Blue Ribbon Goddess:...
When Hestia saw Wu Tong's message, she seemed to remember something, and her face instantly turned red, her complexion as beautiful as a peach blossom.
Seeker of the Dao: Alright, now that this matter is resolved, you should hurry back and finish up the rest before we leave.
Seeker of the Dao: Blue Ribbon Goddess Fallen Angel @ I Can't See
Blue Ribbon Goddess: Hmm... okay, alright.
I Can't See: Okay, I'll go back right away.
Fallen Angel: Okay, my sister and I are heading back now.
Wu Tong originally intended to chat to kill time, but ended up finding herself a job while chatting, and immediately lost all interest in staying any longer.
Fortunately, I left the Dimensional Chat Group.
Wu Tong rubbed his temples and raised his hand to make a loose grasp.
The black portal light screen reappeared, but this time it only flashed by.
When it disappeared, a white-haired youth with various patterns painted on his face and body appeared in front of Wu Tong, who was tightly bound by chains.
Wu Tong:...
"Just how hateful are you normally? It's only been about half an hour, right? And you've become like this?"
As he spoke, Wu Tong waved his hand, removing all the restraints from Satoru Gojo's body.
After realizing he could move, Satoru Gojo lowered his hand, which had been held up for half an hour, and sat down on the ground. He looked at Wu Tong with resentment and said, "Isn't this all because of you?"
"If it weren't for you, how would they have been able to retaliate against me?"
"What does this have to do with me? If you didn't usually provoke people to the point of being universally reviled, would you encounter this kind of thing?"
Wu Tong stated that he would never accept the accusations made against him by Satoru Gojo.
"Hehe..."
Upon hearing this, Satoru Gojo rolled his eyes in utter speechlessness:
"Okay, okay... It's not your fault, it's all my fault, alright?"
Wu Tong pressed on relentlessly. "You know that much."
Satoru Gojo shrugged helplessly and said, "Alright, tell me, what do you want me to do?"
Wu Tong asked with some confusion, "Why would you ask that?"
"Nonsense, I'm not stupid!"
Satoru Gojo stated that the author described him as "a person who is Perfect World in every way except for his personality," so the implication is naturally clear:
"You just said you were going to seal me away for a day, but you released me so quickly. If there wasn't anything wrong, why would you go to all this trouble?"
"Heh, quite clever."
Upon hearing this, Wu Tong decided not to linger any longer and spoke directly:
"There is indeed something I need your help with!"
"Can!"
"???"
Wu Tong looked completely bewildered. "You just agreed like that? So readily?"
"If I remember correctly, I just gave you a beating, didn't I?"
After saying that, Wu Tong seemed to remember something, gasped, and looked at Satoru Gojo with horror in his eyes:
"Hiss... Stockholm syndrome? Or just masochism?"
"Hey, hey, hey... that's a bit much, isn't it!"
As Wu Tong's increasingly outrageous speculations were heard, Satoru Gojo Wu's face became increasingly dark.
"Then tell me why you agreed so readily?"
Wu Tong asked with some curiosity.
He never imagined that getting Satoru Gojo's help this time would be so simple.
According to Wu Tong's speculation, given Satoru Gojo's "I am the only one who matters in the world" personality, he would probably refuse to help after being wronged.
Then I should teach him a lesson again and beat him into submission before he reluctantly helps me!
How come it's like he's suddenly become a completely different person?
To be honest, it's fortunate that Wu Tong's current thoughts are unknown to Satoru Gojo.
Otherwise, I'd definitely get criticized for not writing novels.
Looking at Wu Tong's curious gaze, Satoru Gojo said calmly, "Naturally, it's because I had no choice!"
"If I'm not mistaken, if I refuse, you'll immediately beat me up and then ask me for help, right?"
Although it is a question, the tone and emotion make it sound more like a statement.
Wu Tong didn't try to deny it and directly nodded in admission. "That's right, that's what I was planning to do."
Although he already had a guess in his heart, Satoru Gojo's face still darkened when he heard Wu Tong so openly confirm his guess.
However, he did not stop, but continued speaking:
"Since the outcome is the same whether I refuse or not, why don't I choose the easier one?"
"Besides, even if I disagree, you should have other options, right? If I really disagree, you will definitely choose other options."
"So, rather than ending up getting nothing and even getting beaten up, I'd rather the script follow the storyline of 'I'm doing you a favor and helping you out.'"
Although it was only their second meeting, Satoru Gojo still sensed a sense of "kindness" from Wu Tong.
Arrogant, confident, self-centered, unruly, and indifferent to the world...
It can be said that Wu Tong is almost identical to him in every way except for not having his terrible personality (in my opinion).
As for how to deal with this kind of person, Satoru Gojo, who is of the same kind, said he has a lot of experience: just go with the flow.
(As for how he acquired this experience? That's none of your business!)
That's why Satoru Gojo Wu Tong so easily agreed when Wu Tong asked him for help.
"Interesting, I'm starting to look at you in a new light!"
After hearing Satoru Gojo's reasons, Wu Tong circled around Satoru Gojo a few times, looking him over as if he were meeting him for the first time.
This guy, as expected of being described by Gege Akutami (author of Jujutsu Kaisen) as "a man who is Perfect World in every way except for his personality," his mind really works fast.
"Hehe... You flatter me, but first tell me what you want me to do?"
Satoru Gojo shifted his legs, finding a more comfortable position, and said in a calm tone.
"Don't worry, it's similar to your old profession, it won't cross your bottom line..."
"Your old profession? Killing Cursed Spirits?"
"No problem, just tell me, which one do you want to kill? I'll make sure it's spotless for you."
Satoru Gojo scratched his head. In his memory, this seemed to be his original profession!
"That's not it."
Wu Tong shook his head, revealing the correct answer, "It's to be a nanny."
"No way?"
Upon hearing this, Satoru Gojo immediately understood Wu Tong's plan.
"I'm already exhausted enough taking care of those troublesome students, and now you want me to..."
Before he could finish speaking, Satoru Gojo Wu Tong's ambiguous smile.
Satoru Gojo: Damn it, if you weren't so strong, I would have beaten you up already!
"Would you like to accept this mission?"
Wu Tong looked Satoru Gojo up and down, seemingly waiting for him to say a negative word before he would start making his move.
Seeing Wu Tong's attitude, how could Satoru Gojo possibly refuse?
"Answer it? Would I dare not answer it?"
Satoru Gojo shrugged helplessly, but inwardly he felt like crying.
The weak have no human rights!
"How many people are there? I'll have someone arrange accommodations at home in a bit."
"No need, there are only a few dozen people in total, they can just stay at your school."
Wu Tong shook his head. Compared to Satoru Gojo's home, which he rarely went back to, the Academy where he usually stayed was safer.
Satoru Gojo waved his hand, his tone relieved, and said, "No problem, just tell me what to do, and I'll do it!"
After saying that, Satoru Gojo stood up from the ground, stretched his joints and wrists, and said to Wu Tong, "Is everything alright now? If not, I'm leaving!"
"It's alright, do as you please."
Wu Tong waved his hand and said, "Would you like me to give you a ride?"
"That's great!"
Upon hearing that Wu Tong had offered to cover his journey back, Satoru Gojo immediately grinned and said, "I'm a little tired too, so I'll trouble you, boss."
Upon hearing this, Wu Tong corrected, "... Just call me Wu Tong."
After saying that, Wu Tong waved his hand, and the black light screen portal reappeared, through which the scene of the Academy on the other side could be vaguely seen.
Satoru Gojo, who doesn't care about saving face at all, immediately seized the opportunity when he heard Wu Tong's words and said, "Alright, Brother Wu Tong."
Having said that, Satoru Gojo ignored Wu Tong's reaction and walked straight towards the teleportation portal:
"Then I'll be going now, Brother Wu Tong. You take those people to school later, and then leave the rest to me."
"Hmm, go easy on him, don't kill him!"
Looking at Satoru Gojo's slightly sinister smile, Wu Tong couldn't help but offer some advice.
"Don't worry, I'll be careful."
A cold glint flashed in Satoru Gojo's eyes, and he said with a hint of excitement.
That's all he said, but the cold glint in his eyes, his excited tone, and his ferocious smile all revealed the true thoughts of this Mind's Eye guy at that moment.
Seeing this, Wu Tong shook his head and didn't try to persuade him any further.
Given Satoru Gojo's personality, he definitely wouldn't kill anyone; at most, he'd just teach them a lesson.
Since there is no danger to their lives, there is naturally no need to worry about them too much.
Shortly after Satoru Gojo left.
Click!
As the door opened, a voice followed.
"I'm back!"
Wu Tong turned his head to look.
Gabriel and Gabriel's Sister's figures immediately came into view.
"Welcome back. It seems you've completed your mission?"
"Yes, it's done."
Gabriel, looking dejected, changed into a pair of slippers and prepared to lie down on the sofa.
But as soon as she changed her shoes, the lingering aroma of food in the room rushed towards her nose as if besieging her.
Suck suck suck...
Upon smelling the aroma, Gabriel's delicate nose twitched slightly, and she quickly identified the scent as food.
Moreover, judging from the aroma, you can tell that the food must taste good.
Thinking of this, Gabriel didn't care about resting anymore and went straight to Wu Tong's recliner. Looking at the leisurely Wu Tong, she smiled and said, "Well, Wu Tong, you're eating alone, aren't you?"
"Cough cough..."
Upon hearing this unjust accusation, Wu Tong, who was drinking tea, was immediately choked.
After recovering, Wu Tong immediately rolled her eyes at Gabriel:
Before you say that, could you please take a good look at things first?
"I didn't eat alone. The Gourmet Tablecloth is on the table, isn't it? Order whatever you want to eat."