"Hey, hey, hey! What kind of nonsense is this? It restores your abilities after you take it, but then you get diarrhea, get beaten up, and revert to your original form? So its basic effects are diarrhea and getting beaten up! What doesn't work still doesn't work!"
"Getting beaten up and reverting to your original form were both accidents. Ordinary people wouldn't be that unlucky."
Lu Chengwen looked at the pill. "Why is there dirt stuck to it?"
"Uh... someone threw it away, and I picked it up."
Lu Chengwen was utterly depressed. "So it's a failed product someone else refined, and you picked it up to give me as a reward? Dead girl, aren't you getting more and more unreliable? Hey, is there any other... good stuff this time?"
"Yes!"
Gou Xitong said, "A Thousand-Fold Strategy Card for Zhuge Xiaohua..."
"Stop! No! I don't need it! Don't use it on me! The way that girl looks at me has been getting weird every day! Such an innocent little girl, but when she looks at me now... several times, she gave me goosebumps. Let her go!"
Gou Xitong was disappointed. "Is that so... Actually, Xiao Hua is very pretty. Doesn't the host plan to win her over?"
"Long Aotian is getting more and more wary of me. He's only holding himself back, I can tell! If I keep letting him power up like crazy, how am I supposed to survive?"
Gou Xitong said, "All worlds have already frozen, yet the virtual world created by this author has become reality, and it is the only world still in existence. To save all worlds, we can only advance the mission according to the rules created by this idiot author. Host, you bear a heavy responsibility. Good luck!"
"Hey, hey, hey, is there