Li Dabai looked at Zhao Ritian's dark face as he leaned in close, his eyes wide as saucers.
He was furious!
He grabbed Zhao Ritian by the face and yanked hard, gritting out through clenched teeth, "That was in the past!"
"Ow! It hurts! It hurts, Senior! Senior! My face..."
Li Dabai let him go. "Hey, that's enough! I'm one of the Five Old Men, after all. Leave me some dignity!"
Over there, Xiao Li and the Patriarch were laughing so hard they could barely breathe.
Rose kept asking questions, utterly fascinated.
Well, that did it. Xiao Li and the Patriarch had really gotten talking!
Lu Chengwen continued playing it. "There's more!"
Xiao Li clutched her stomach. "Play it, hurry, hurry up, hahaha..."
Li Dabai said, "Cheng Wen, leave me a little pride..."
Even Medicine Elder could no longer hold back his laughter. "Play it! It's fine, Cheng Wen. Things have already come to this today, so let the world get to know Li Dabai all over again! Hahaha!"
"Got it!"
And so:
"Competing with Old Medicine Jar in pill refining? Can he even refine pills? He can refine jack shit! Right! He farted into Old Medicine Jar's pill furnace, and the fart caught fire! It burned a huge hole in his pants and scorched his ass red! He couldn't sit down for half a month! Did he ever tell you that?"
"N-No."
"Of course he didn't! Old Medicine Jar kindly gave him a medicinal plaster and told him it would heal by the end of the day if he applied it. But he insisted he was fine and wanted to make his own medicine. In the end, he mixed up two herbs. After taking it, he got diarrhea, pus started leaking from his asshole, and he even smeared it