My Death Was Unexpected

Lu Chengwen looked at the chair leg in his hand.

What the hell is this thing good for? It was handy enough for school fights, but standing in front of us now is Long Aotian!

The God of War of the Northern Frontier!

Even if everyone in this nightclub were tied together, they still would not be enough for him to handle alone.

Hu Shuhui also said, "Brother Long, today depends on you. Whether I can vent this anger rests on you!"

Long Aotian smiled. "Have your people quiet down. I can handle this by myself."

"Huh? But they have quite a few people."

"No matter." Long Aotian said, "It has been a long time since I stretched my muscles."

Chen Moqun instantly flew into a rage. "Damn it, you're fucking arrogant! I'll start with you!"

Just as Chen Moqun was about to charge forward, Lu Chengwen grabbed him.

Chen Moqun was too fat, and he was charging ahead in a fury. Lu Chengwen nearly could not hold him back. When he finally did, Chen Moqun stopped—but Lu Chengwen fell flat on the ground.

"Why the hell did you stop me!?"

Lu Chengwen climbed up. You have no idea your day of death has arrived!

This was how Villains always got themselves killed.

Lu Chengwen patted his shoulder, telling him to calm down.

"Don't provoke that guy. We can't beat him."

"Fuck, why are you such a coward? Fine, I'll take care of this bastard myself. Is that good enough?"

"You..."

Lu Chengwen said, "Let me try talking first."

Chen Moqun was anxious. He whispered, "I really want this fight. Don't negotiate too successfully, or it'll be bad if we can't fight."

"I'll do my best."

Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian. "Brother Long, long time no see."

"Not that long." Long Aotian said, "Make your move."

"No rush." Lu Chengwen said, "There's something I want to ask you."

"Please."

Everyone around them thought these two had something wrong with their heads.

They had already taken their stances, and even finished the obligatory trash-talking. Why were they still speaking so politely!?

Lu Chengwen said, "Brother Long has the bearing of a dragon and tiger, overflowing talent—why mingle with trash like Hu Shuhui? And fighting over girls at a nightclub is far beneath you, isn't it? We're all respectable people. How about I mediate? You and Hu Shuhui can spend as much as you like tonight. It's all on me. Let's forget this matter. What do you say?"

Long Aotian said, "Lu Chengwen, you think you have the right to call someone else trash? Do you even know what kind of thing you are? I'm making a move because you and Chen Moqun have committed too many evil deeds! Everyone in Xue City knows you two are a pair of wicked young masters. Today, I, Long Aotian, will rid the people of this scourge!"

At that moment, Chen Mengyun came over from behind them, looking terrified. "What happened? Why are there so many people?"

Chen Mengyun had just gone to the restroom. Lu Chengwen's "threat" and "Need for Speed" had scared the girl badly enough to make her urgently need the restroom. Once she learned her younger brother was fine, that was the first place she went.

Inside, she heard people shouting outside and knew something had happened. When she came out, sure enough, even Hu Shuhui was here.

At that moment, Long Aotian and Chen Mengyun locked eyes, sparks flying.

Long Aotian froze.

He sang silently in his heart:

What a beautiful lady, rarely seen in this world. As lovely as a flower, as beautiful as an immortal. Delicate lips, slender waist, a sight fit for romance; her beauty outshone all other maidens. This was not a feast of Peaches of Immortality, so why had Chang'e of the moon left the Guanghan Palace? She was like A Jiao gathering chrysanthemums by the southern mountain, while I was like Edison Chen...

Chen Mengyun also lost herself for a moment when she saw Long Aotian.

What a strange man. Why does he keep staring at me?

Thinking this, she nervously moved behind Lu Chengwen.

Lu Chengwen thought:

Good. The problem is solved. The Male Protagonist and female lead have finally met.

Next, Chen Mengyun should fall in love with Long Aotian at first sight, then they'll hold hands and go chat.

Ah, what a pity. But Chen Mengyun is destined to be one of Long Aotian's harem. Go become sisters with Leng Qingqiu and the others.

Lu Chengwen smiled and said, "Brother Long, let me introduce you. This is the Chen Family's Eldest Daughter, Chen Mengyun."

Chen Mengyun already knew what Lu Chengwen was planning, and her face flushed red with anger as she glared at him.

Lu Chengwen smiled. "Mengyun, let me introduce you. This is Long Aotian."

Long Aotian quickly cupped his fists. "Miss Chen, it is a pleasure to meet you."

Chen Mengyun ignored him, her face stern. "What are all these people doing here? Third Brother? What are you doing? Why are you holding weapons? Do you think you're still in school? Haven't you grown up yet?"

Third Brother and the others had no temper at all when Chen Mengyun scolded them, quickly hiding their weapons behind their backs.

Long Aotian also felt a little embarrassed. He had not expected to run into the Chen Family's Eldest Daughter here.

It definitely would not be appropriate to beat up her younger brother now.

At that moment, Hu Shuhui jumped out. "Damn it! You bitch, you and Lu Chengwen set me up together—don't think I don't know! Brother Long, help me take them down! Tonight, I'll find you ten girls, every one of them pretty, skilled, and enthusiastic!"

Long Aotian raised a hand. "Friend, don't stand so close to me. I, Long Aotian, keep myself clean. How could I hire prostitutes?"

"Huh?" Hu Shuhui still had not figured out the situation. "Didn't we agree to have some fun tonight? You even told me you were unstoppable in bed, that you could handle ten in one night. We were all waiting to see your performance..."

"Bull... bull... bullshit!" Long Aotian was so angry at this idiot that he began to stammer.

"My noble character, lofty sentiments, pure soul, and... in any case, I have never and will never sully myself with such common women."

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Hu Shuhui was utterly dumbfounded. "Then do you still want Little Red and Little Blue?"

"No! How the fuck would I know who Little Red and Little Blue are?"

"They're the two who sat on your lap and fed you wine mouth-to-mouth just now! You even said Little Red's ass was springy and Little Blue's breasts felt great..."

Long Aotian glared furiously. "You fucking have the wrong person!"

Chen Moqun carried the chair leg over to Lu Chengwen and whispered, "What's going on? Did these two idiots get water in their brains?"

Lu Chengwen wore a smile.

This is fucking hilarious! That idiot author definitely could not have written a plot like this.

Today, I'll make the tiger devour the wolf! Just watch how vicious I can be!

Lu Chengwen leaned close to Chen Moqun too. "A chair leg is nothing. Times have changed. Today, we're having a battle of words."

As he spoke, he gave Chen Moqun a meaningful look.

Chen Moqun's big eyes rolled back and forth a few times before he quickly nodded. "Good show."

Chen Mengyun stood behind the two of them, her hate-filled eyes shifting between those two scoundrels rotten to the core.

Lu Chengwen said, "It was him! Brother Long! Before this, he tried to violate my good brother's sister, Miss Chen Mengyun! Fortunately, I arrived in time and protected Miss Mengyun's innocence!"

Lu Chengwen pounded his chest. "What a pity! Hu Shuhui's family is too powerful, and we can't afford to offend him! If only I had the courage, I would tear him to pieces!"

Hu Shuhui immediately became anxious. "Lu Chengwen, at least you know what's good for you, but don't think you can muddle through today's matter!"

Chen Moqun quickly threw away the chair leg too. "Sis! This man bullied you, but I didn't dare settle the score with him because I can't beat him! I hate myself so much!"

Long Aotian instantly erupted in fury. "You bullied Miss Chen?"

Hu Shuhui was stunned. What the fuck are you!?

Why are you coming at me now?

He lowered his voice. "Hey! We're on the same side. What are you doing!?"

Long Aotian slapped him hard across the face. "Who the fuck is on the same side as trash like you?"

Hu Shuhui's head was knocked sideways and did not turn back. His brain had stopped working.

"Wow! So heroic!"

Chen Mengyun pressed her fingertips to her mouth, looking utterly smitten.

"Hm!?"

Lu Chengwen and Chen Moqun turned around together and stared at Chen Mengyun as if they were looking at a stranger.

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes.

So you're an acting type too, Eldest Daughter!

The moment Long Aotian saw Chen Mengyun, he was practically finished.

If Leng Qingqiu was exactly Lu Chengwen's type, then Chen Mengyun was absolutely Long Aotian's type.

The way Lu Chengwen stared blankly at Leng Qingqiu was exactly how Long Aotian fell for Chen Mengyun.

One gesture from Chen Mengyun, one word of praise, was like a powerful drug to him!

The drug shot straight into his brain!

He was completely dizzy.

Chen Mengyun said again, "Hu Shuhui, I kindly agreed to have dinner with you, yet you tried to bully me! Unfortunately, I'm a girl, and the Chen Family's eldest daughter. It would not be appropriate for me to take you to court. But sooner or later, someone will punish you for your evil deeds!"

What was this?

This was wanting him dead!

Hu Shuhui touched one burning half of his face and looked at Long Aotian. "Long Aotian, did water get into your fucking brain? You dare hit me?!"

Slap!

Another loud slap.

Long Aotian might not be good at anything else, but he was definitely an expert at beating people up.

He had even more tricks when it came to beating Villains.

That slap was loud! Really fucking loud!

Hu Shuhui turned back, wiped his nostril, and blood poured out.

"Long Aotian, I'll fuck your uncle..."

Slap slap slap slap slap...

Long Aotian grabbed his collar with one hand and slapped him back and forth with the other.

After a long while, Long Aotian finally stopped and looked at him coldly. "What I hate most are scum who don't respect women."

Hu Shuhui had been beaten to the brink of death. He turned and helplessly looked at his group of underlings. "You're just going to watch him slap me?"

Only then did Hu Shuhui's lackeys snap out of it.

"Let go of Young Master Hui!"

"You brat, let go right now!"

Long Aotian smiled faintly, reached out to close the doors, and when only a crack remained, he smiled at those inside. "Give me one minute."

The doors shut tightly.

A series of crackling impacts sounded from outside.

Chen Moqun laughed. "What's with that idiot?"

Lu Chengwen was laughing too hard. "Can't you tell? He's fallen for your sister."

"Fuck! Him? My sister is yours! In this lifetime, no one but you can become my brother-in-law!"

Chen Mengyun smacked Chen Moqun on the head. "Stop talking nonsense! Lu Chengwen, what exactly is going on?"

Lu Chengwen smiled. "You'll find out slowly. This guy is actually decent. He's incredibly powerful, and... let me put it this way. If your life were a movie, he'd be the Male Protagonist. A Child of Destiny—he kills gods that block him and Buddhas that stand in his way."

"You mean you want me to date him?"

"This is your destiny. No one can escape destiny."

Chen Mengyun was nearly driven mad with anger.

Chen Moqun said, "Lu Chengwen, what nonsense are you talking about? My sister has to be yours!"

Lu Chengwen hurriedly said, "Don't say that in front of him. Anyone who competes with him for a woman is guaranteed to die."

"Why are you afraid of him?"

Lu Chengwen said, "Not just me. You need to fear him too."

"I'm not afraid of him!"

"You have to be afraid of him!"

"I'm not! I'm going to beat him up right now!"

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Lu Chengwen grabbed him. "Can you understand human language? He's the Male Protagonist! A Child of Destiny! Even tied together, the two of us wouldn't be enough for him to beat up. We might even lose our lives, understand? Stay far away whenever you see him in the future! Be polite when you speak to him!"

"No, why have you become such a coward?"

"Anyway, don't argue with him, don't compete with him for women, and don't do bad things in front of him. Only by doing those three things can you stay alive! Your family..."

At that moment, the doors opened, and Long Aotian walked in with a smile. "It's settled."

The group looked outside and saw "corpses everywhere."

Chen Moqun was stunned. "You... did all that by yourself?"

Zhao Gang wiped the sweat from his forehead. Looking at his boss now, he suddenly understood something.

Long Aotian walked in and said gently, "Sorry for frightening everyone. I only happened to meet him. I thought he was an upright gentleman, but it turns out he's an utter villain. Miss Chen, don't worry. As long as I'm here, he won't dare come within half a step of you."

Chen Mengyun looked at Lu Chengwen, who signaled her with his eyes:

Go on! Go! Chat with him! Say something! Your destined man is here!

Chen Mengyun gritted her teeth in hatred.

Then she suddenly smiled. "Brother Aotian, is it?"

"Sister Mengyun."

"Thank you, Brother Aotian, for helping me vent my anger. I don't even know how to thank you."

"Sister Mengyun, you're too polite. May I boldly invite you for a cup of coffee? Would Miss Mengyun honor me with your company?"

"Sure! But there's another person who has bullied me for many years. I'm really afraid of him."

"Who!?"

Chen Mengyun pointed at Lu Chengwen. "Him!"

Lu Chengwen had originally thought the plot had finally returned to normal.

He was relieved and excited. This time, he had truly used his own intelligence to make the Male Protagonist and female lead fall in love at first sight. He should not need to worry about this storyline anymore.

His face had been full of a gratified smile, but the instant Chen Mengyun pointed at him, it vanished.

He turned his head and saw Long Aotian looking at him with an extremely hostile expression.

Ah! So this is how I die!