I Laugh at Merlin... Huh? / Today Is... a Failure

Bedivere glanced helplessly at Tristan, unsure of what to say at that moment.

"Then, I'll summon one next." Mikaela stepped forward, now somewhat eager to try out the Servant summoning circle.

"Huh?! Sister Ella, you want to summon Servant too?!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka was shocked. What was Sister Ella doing?!

"Otherwise, what do you think I'm following you for?" Mikaela couldn't help but roll her eyes. She didn't know what to say about Fujimaru Ritsuka, even though she had said she wanted to relax.

However, he wouldn't waste time looking after Fujimaru Ritsuka, since she was now a mature savior of Human Order.

There was no need for him to keep staring at the other person. He had followed Fujimaru Ritsuka here, naturally wanting to try out the feeling of 'drawing cards'.

"Oh, this."

Mash hesitated, because her senior had summoned so many Servant by using Ella's 'comb', so what kind of beings could she summon if she herself went on the field?

Thinking about this, Mash couldn't help but shudder. After all, Chaldea supply system was just too weak! Although they had already started building the Mana Furnace, the materials hadn't been collected yet.

If Ella were to summon more than a dozen god-level and Grand- level Servants in Servant, Chaldea would likely find itself in the awkward situation of having high-end combat power but lacking the magical energy to sustain the battle.

Although we recovered two Singularity and obtained two Holy Grail, the magic power within the Holy Grail will eventually run out!

"Sister Ella, Chaldea's mana is a bit low." Fujimaru Ritsuka naturally thought of Chaldea's current awkward situation and couldn't help but say, "Please don't summon all the Servant you 'know' at once."

"Summoning it only once, definitely not more."

Mikaela raised a finger to indicate that she would only summon once and would never summon a second time.

"OK."

Mash and Fujimaru Ritsuka both breathed a sigh of relief, because they both had a premonition that if Mikaela were allowed to summon Servant without limit, something terrible would definitely happen.

'The large-scale Mana Furnace project needs to be brought forward,' Mash thought to herself.

Mikaela walked to the summoning circle. He hadn't prepared any Holy Relic and said solemnly, "Announcement... Anyone who knows me, please come out."

At this moment, Mikaela didn't even bother to read her lines, because the summoning circle started spinning automatically when she said "declare." No wonder Fujimaru Ritsuka had only said "declare" and then waited for the Servant to appear on her own.

Only Akuta Hiyori recited the entire summoning incantation in one breath, and then nothing appeared.

"Boom!"

Accompanied by a sound of surging magic, a dark-skinned woman with beast ears, a very voluptuous figure, and rather revealing clothing stepped out.

The dark-skinned woman with animal ears looked at Mikaela and smiled very gently, saying, "Hello, Caster, heir of Solomon, I obey your call."

"It's you..." Mikaela looked at the dark-skinned woman with animal ears, a hint of speechlessness flashing in her eyes. She thought she would summon an acquaintance.

Unexpectedly, it summoned an acquaintance of 'someone'.

"Hi~ Please allow me to leave for a short while, my lovely Master ~"

Seemingly sensing that her Master was not Mikaela, but Fujimaru Ritsuka, this woman who did not actively reveal her true name winked at Fujimaru Ritsuka, then quickly entered spirit form and disappeared from the spot.

I don't know where they've gone.

Chapter 504 I Laugh at Merlin... Huh?

"Who was that just now?" Mash looked at the black-skinned, beast-eared woman who had suddenly left, her expression somewhat subtle.

Based on what I just felt, the opponent's Spirit Origin is not much different from that of a regular Servant, and may even be weaker than the Round Table Servants.

That shouldn't be the case. According to Mash's thinking, the one summoned at the very least should be someone of Ramesses II's level.

"I don't know, but she seemed very kind." Fujimaru Ritsuka also shook his head slightly, his expression somewhat strange. It seemed that he shared the same thought as Mash.

Although it seemed very friendly, Fujimaru Ritsuka was also very puzzled. Logically speaking, Sister Ella shouldn't have been able to summon Servant of this level.

"Someone is going to be in trouble."

Mikaela gave a strange smile, her tone full of pleasure, as if something interesting was about to happen.

"So, does Sister Ella still want to summon?" Fujimaru Ritsuka asked. If Sister Ella had directly summoned some god-level Servant, she would never have said these words.

But if it's an existence of that level, Fujimaru Ritsuka doesn't think summoning a dozen or so wouldn't be a big deal.

Moreover, the other party is Caster, a reliable entity that creates large-scale Mana Furnace.

"No need. I'll only do it once. I won't summon it a second time." Mikaela shook her head. Although he could continue to summon, there was no need. She decided to go back to her room to rest.

Okay.

Fujimaru Ritsuka and Mash seemed inexplicably disappointed, after all, this was completely different from what they had expected.

"Oh, right." Mikaela suddenly remembered something and said to Fujimaru Ritsuka, "Don't go looking for that guy Roman for a while. He'll probably be 'very busy'."

"Huh?" Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at Mikaela in confusion, clearly not understanding what "very busy" meant.

In Da Vinci's office, looking at the various swimsuits on his desk, he said with a hint of helplessness, "You've really given me a tough challenge. To be honest, although I'm Uomo Universale, I'd like to do something more difficult."

"For example?" Aozaki Touko was a regular at Da Vinci's place, and usually stayed at Da Vinci's Strange Magic Workshop. She was smoking a cigarette and chuckled, "Are you suggesting we modify their Spirit Origin?"

"They'll handle the Spirit Origin modification themselves." Da Vinci had a bit of a headache, but her lips curled up in a wide smile as she said from the bottom of her heart, "But they made a lot of money, which is still quite pleasing."

Although Da Vinci said it was a difficult problem, and that she could have refused those guys' suggestions, she couldn't.

The money offered by those Servant was so tempting that Da Vinci simply couldn't refuse it.

"..." Aozaki Touko smiled helplessly. To be honest, she couldn't understand Da Vinci. He was a Servant, so why did he seem like a shrewd businessman?

To be fair, although he was a shady merchant, the swimsuits he ordered were of very high quality. Even by today's standards, there was nothing wrong with them.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Ryougi Shiki's swimsuit is normal, while Asagami Fujino is more conservative. But the most surprising one is Karna. He actually participated in the beach swimsuit event. What a pity~ My suggestion of boxer shorts was rejected. Instead, he chose the kind of beach casual wear."

Da Vinci, holding a needle and thread, began making a swimsuit on the spot, marveling, "If nothing unexpected happens, I should go to the beach to sell things. Thinking about it carefully, should I wear boxer shorts or a women's swimsuit?"

Are you serious?

Aozaki Touko facepalmed, clearly aware of Da Vinci's perverse sense of humor. She said speechlessly, "If you want to be an exhibitionist, then I don't mind if you wear boxer shorts. After Chaldea, there are quite a few guys in Chaldea who are into both men and women, like that Cú Chulainn who's planning to freeload a meal."

"Uh." Da Vinci's expression stiffened slightly. As if she had thought of something, she quickly changed her words and said, "I think it would be better to wear a swimsuit that matches the gender of this body."

Although Da Vinci now appears as a woman, she was indeed a man.

She didn't want her perfect body to be defiled by those men, after all, it was her supreme masterpiece.

"True Magic ☆Merry is amazing!"

At that moment, Doctor Roman walked in, holding a cell phone with a perverted grin on his face, clearly enjoying himself immensely from Magical Merih.

"That's enough! How can a man like you like these things?" Da Vinci couldn't help but facepalm. To be honest, she really hadn't expected that such a man would be King Solomon.

The words of Mikaela and the strange actions of Doctor Roman had led Da Vinci to discover the truth.

However, although she knew that Doctor Roman was King Solomon, she never expected that this King Solomon was such a useless person in real life.

Of course, this doesn't mean he's incompetent at work. He's incredibly hardworking, working tirelessly day and night while the director, Olga Marie, was resting.

Of course, if the director wakes up, Doctor Roman will also do some assisting work.

Because he was close to Doctor Roman, Da Vinci knew that this man liked to slack off at work by watching videos of virtual YouTubers.

If the so-called virtual streamer was a gentle and kind person, then Da Vinci might have understood Roman's little quirk.

The problem is! This so-called virtual streamer is a vicious sarcastic person. No matter what the question is, she will retaliate against Roman with extremely nasty 'words'.

If it were someone like Da Vinci, he probably would have retaliated immediately. "You dare to insult me?! I'll argue with you right now!"

But Doctor Roman thoroughly enjoyed the process, as if he had entered paradise.

He himself said that this was a great enjoyment and he felt no resentment at all.

This made Da Vinci very disgusted. What's wrong with you, little brother?

"By the way, I came here to talk to you about Ritsuka." Doctor Roman had also returned to 'normal'. He looked at Da Vinci helplessly and said, "Someone seems to be getting impatient, so he put Fujimaru Ritsuka into a deep sleep, intending to lure out Mikaela."

"Has the investigation been completed? Who was so reckless?" Da Vinci was intrigued. Who was so foolish as to do something like this?

After all, Fujimaru Ritsuka is Mikaela's Achilles' heel; who would dare to touch her?

"That old bastard Merlin," Doctor Roman said helplessly. "That's what Mikaela said too. After seeing Fujimaru Ritsuka's condition, the first thing she thought of was that guy."

"Merlin?" Da Vinci and Aozaki Touko seemed to understand somewhat, after all, they knew what Merlin's 'true form' was.

"Yeah~ I can't wait to see Merlin's ugly face, hahahahaha."

Doctor Roman seemed to have imagined that something very interesting would happen when Mikaela met Merlin in the future, so he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

At that moment, a woman with black skin and animal ears suddenly appeared behind him. She reached out from behind Doctor Roman and gently hugged him, saying softly, "What's wrong? Why are you laughing so happily?"

"I laughed at Merlin ... Ah?" Doctor Roman was suddenly stunned.

"Hahahahahahaha!!!" Merlin let out a wanton laugh in Avalon.

Nobody understands lottery systems better than me.

Synopsis: Chen Yue thought she had simply returned to the past, but unexpectedly, she actually obtained a system like the protagonist of a novel, gaining chances to draw prizes by seducing girls.

"Ding! Obtained a one-star item—Shiina Mashiro's O times."

"Ding! Obtained a two-star item—Kamen Rider Faiz Belt 30-day trial card (no Burst Mode version)"

"Ding! Obtained a three-star item—Random Game World Travel Card"

"Ding! Obtained a three-star item—a random O-level time-travel card."

Wait, O-rated anime? Is that even possible?! Chen Yue exclaimed, "Get to work right now! I'm going to the world of O-rated anime!"

Chen Yue: Nobody understands the lottery system better than me (hands on hips)

System: He doesn't know anything about lotteries! What a jinx!

P. S.: You can skip the prologue if you don't like it and go directly to the first chapter.

Chapter 505 Today is... a failure

The scene became extremely awkward. A dark-skinned woman with animal ears, whom the doctor didn't know, was hugging Doctor Roman with a very happy smile on her face.

She had a very hot figure. Although it was only for a moment, Da Vinci knew that this woman's 'cup size' seemed to be about the same as his own!

Moreover, given the other person's posture, it's likely that their two fleshy mounds were pressed tightly against Romani Archman's back.

Judging from Doctor Roman's expression right now, the other party is in a very 'bad' state. How should we describe that expression?

If I had to describe it, it would probably be like a certain Mr. Cao, who is about to mock others for being reckless, stupid, and short-sighted.

The next second, he was proven wrong in the blink of an eye! His face was frozen between two expressions: 'happy' and 'awkward'.

Although she didn't know how the other party did it, Aozaki Touko felt that a good show was about to begin!

Da Vinci couldn't sit still any longer. Known for her penchant for the wicked, she stood up abruptly as she watched Doctor Roman being embraced by a strange Servant, demanding, "Who are you?! How dare you trespass into my Magic Workshop!"

As soon as Da Vinci finished speaking, various Magecraft appeared all around, and in that instant, the entire room transformed from the 'Da Vinci Magic Workshop Shop' into a battle fortress.

As a Caster, Da Vinci may appear approachable on the surface, but when she actually fights...

It's probably... only second-rate. After all, the other party is an office worker, not a combat-type Servant. It's a bit embarrassing, but that's the truth.

However, with the support of the Magic Workshop, Da Vinci has probably reached a first-rate level of strength. Even someone of Lancelot's caliber would likely suffer a defeat if he fought her inside the Magic Workshop.

Da Vinci's fighting style was more akin to that of a modern Magecraft.

"It was wrong of me to trespass into your workshop, but I will not apologize." The dark-skinned, animal-eared woman, holding the stiff Doctor Roman, looked at Da Vinci and chuckled, "Because I am also Chaldea Servant, and naturally I have the right to come and go as I please."

"What did you say?!!!"

The one who reacted the most was not Da Vinci, but Romani Archimerini. He seemed to have learned something terrifying and was extremely shocked!

"Your body is so hot~ Are you aroused?" The dark-skinned, animal-eared woman hugged Romani Archman tightly, as if unwilling to let go, and chuckled, "Indeed, you've become much more 'human,' but no matter what, I love you~"

"That's enough!!"

Da Vinci lost her temper. She decisively waved her 'wand,' and the Magic Workshop was instantly activated, unleashing countless Magecraft that attacked the dark-skinned, beast-eared woman.

"Hmph, a fight? Although I don't like fighting, since you've challenged me, I'll accept."

The dark-skinned, beast-eared woman set Doctor Roman aside and unleashed an astonishing surge of magical power. A lamp appeared in her hand, and as she gently stroked it, white clouds drifted out from within, swiftly blocking Da Vinci's attack.

"I advise you not to attack too fiercely, after all, there are quite a few powerful Servant in Chaldea."