The Unremarkable Senior Brother
Chapter 249

The Demon Realm Cares More About Looks, and Male Cultivators Are All Bachelors

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Lu Changsheng never expected that a mere immortal realm could come up with so many tricks.

As a result, Lu Changsheng inexplicably became somewhat worried about becoming an immortal.

However, seeing Lu Changsheng's worry, Immortal Hongyun immediately spoke up.

"However, Fellow Daoist Changsheng, you don't need to worry."

His words surprised Lu Changsheng.

Why don't I need to worry?

Lu Changsheng was genuinely curious.

"Fellow Daoist Changsheng may not know this, but in the Immortal Realm, appearance is the most important factor. The appearance of the Celestial Person Race is extremely handsome, and the appearance of the God Race is even more handsome. Although I have never seen a human, I have been fortunate enough to see some Celestial Being Race cultivators. To be honest, they are not as handsome as Fellow Daoist Changsheng."

The Immortal Hongyun said this.

This made Lu Changsheng inexplicably relieved.

Thankfully, the world's value system based on appearance hasn't changed, which is great. It seems the values of the immortal realm haven't changed much.

"Wait a minute, why can't I disguise myself?"

Longma sensed something was amiss. If appearance was the primary factor, why couldn't they disguise themselves? They could easily change their appearance, let alone the immortals.

However, Immortal Hongyun shook his head and said, "No, no, no! Fellow Daoist Ma, you are mistaken. In the Immortal Realm, every cultivator has one chance to soak in the Dragon Transformation Pool, but only once in their lifetime."

"Immersing in the Dragon Transformation Pool can fix one's appearance, preventing them from aging significantly. In the Immortal Realm, ten thousand years is equivalent to one year for a mortal, and aging appearance signifies extraordinary strength."

"Fellow Daoist Changsheng, you are so handsome, even more ethereal than an immortal. If you were to ascend to heaven, I would say nothing of anything else, but I'm afraid you would be mistaken for a cultivator of the Celestial Person Race at first glance, and everyone would have to treat you with utmost respect!"

"Furthermore, even if Fellow Daoist Changsheng is not a member of the Celestial Person Race, based on this appearance alone, he might be exceptionally promoted to become a Celestial Person Race cultivator. Although he cannot integrate into the core, he can at least enjoy the privileges that he is entitled to."

The Immortal Hongyun spoke with utmost seriousness.

He wasn't lying about that.

Lu Changsheng was so handsome that he was almost inhuman. At first glance, he almost thought that Lu Changsheng was also an immortal descended to earth. It wasn't until he realized that Lu Changsheng's Law Power or Spiritual Qi was not an immortal that he knew that Lu Changsheng was not an immortal.

In other words, Lu Changsheng can be considered a promising talent, and after his ascension, he will definitely be a guest of honor in all the major sects.

And after taking a closer look at Lu Changsheng's appearance, it's clear that becoming a member of the Celestial Person Race isn't difficult at all! It's really not difficult at all.

Who knows, maybe that female cultivator from the Celestial Being Race has taken a liking to Lu Changsheng, then things will be different.

This isn't just idle talk; it's true that in the immortal realm, looks really matter.

"Dragon Transformation Pool? That sounds interesting."

Old Ma nodded, while simultaneously fantasizing about how handsome he would become after his complete transformation.

Lu Changsheng, however, couldn't help but start to worry about Qingyun Daoist.

It wasn't just Qingyun Daoist.

Through the description of the immortal realm by the Immortal Hongyun, Lu Changsheng had a concept in his mind: it was roughly a pyramid, with strict hierarchy, where superiors had absolute power of life and death over subordinates.

Of course, this excludes people who are good-looking.

"I wonder if it's true or not when my master said he was handsome when he was young!"

Lu Changsheng couldn't help but mutter to himself.

Then the Immortal Hongyun continued to speak.

"Actually, if we're talking about the Immortal Realm being all about looks, I think the Demon Realm is the place that's most obsessed with appearances. In the Demon Realm, male Devil Race cultivators are generally quite ordinary-looking, but the stronger their talent, the more handsome they become, while the females are all extremely beautiful."

"Any one of them would be an absolute beauty!"

The words of the Immortal Hongyun made Lu Changsheng even more curious.

"Is that even possible? Wouldn't the cultivators of the Demon Realm be overjoyed?"

Lu Changsheng asked subconsciously.

"No, no, no!" Immortal Hongyun shook his head and said, "However, female cultivators in the Demon Realm pay even more attention to appearance than female cultivators in the Immortal Realm. If a male cultivator is not good-looking, they will not even pay attention to him. They would rather die than let a male cultivator from the Devil Race Realm touch them."

"It is true chastity and loyalty, which is why male cultivators in the Demon Realm are so miserable. They see countless peerless beauties but cannot make a move on them. Instead, they are often deceived by cultivators from the Immortal Realm, which is why cultivators in the Demon Realm have always hated cultivators from the Immortal Realm."

When the Immortal Hongyun got to this point, he spoke at length.

"Then how do you have children?"

Old Ma couldn't help but ask.

"Well, there are millions of ascended cultivators in the Demon Realm every year. Although the number of births is low, there is a lot of fresh blood."

Hongyun replied.

"If someone is handsome, wouldn't it be very unlucky for them to go to the Demon Realm?"

Lu Changsheng asked.

"If you are a foreign cultivator and are very handsome, then you are indeed unlucky. But if you are a demon cultivator and are exceptionally handsome, you will still be popular and welcomed by many demon cultivators. Of course, they will also brainwash you to make you forget about the pleasures of men and women and become a single Devil Race cultivator."

Hongyun said this.

This once again shattered Lu Changsheng's worldview and made Lu Changsheng feel involuntarily sorry for the cultivators of the Demon Realm.

This is truly tragic.

There are beautiful women everywhere, each one an absolute stunner, but in the end, you can't touch any of them. If you do, they commit suicide. What's the point of playing this game?

While spiritual cultivation may not necessarily be for the sake of women, isn't it every man's dream to wield power over the world while awake and rest his head on the lap of a beautiful woman while drunk?

They're not monks; it's normal for men and women to have sex.

How pitiful!

How pitiful.

"Alright, now that you've said so much, shouldn't you tell me why you came Lower Realm?"

After gaining a basic understanding of the common knowledge, Lu Changsheng asked the other party about why he Lower Realm.

"This"

The Immortal Hongyun fell silent for a moment.

He didn't know whether he should say it or not.

If I say it, I'll definitely be in trouble later.

If I hadn't said anything, I'd probably be in trouble by now!

But just then...

Lu Changsheng took out a piece of jade and said, "This is a Lie Detector Stone. If you lie, it will turn red. You decide what to do."

After saying this, Lu Changsheng glanced at Longma.

The latter nodded, staring menacingly at the Immortal Hongyun.

The meaning is very simple.

If you're lying!

I'll kick you as hard as I can!

The Immortal Hongyun chuckled, but inwardly he didn't think much of it.

Lie Detector Stone?

Are you kidding me?

Did immortals never read books?

However, these words remain hidden in one's heart and are naturally not spoken aloud.

"Since things have come to this, I'm not satisfied."

"I came here illegally."

The Immortal Hongyun spoke earnestly.

In an instant, the jade turned red.

"The spirit of the dragon and the horse!"

Old Ma stomped down with his hoof, landing directly on the face of the Immortal Hongyun.

There was absolutely no hesitation.

Lu Changsheng, on the other hand, watched all of this with remarkable calm.

This guy doesn't tell the truth.

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