Come Forth, My Cheat

"It hurts! My head hurts!"

Xiao Han clutched his head as his vision gradually cleared from a blur. A vast flood of information poured into his mind. After a long while, he muttered, "Wutan City, the Xiao Clan!"

"Haha, see? Just as I expected. After a year, this trash still hasn't made the slightest progress."

"If the Patriarch weren't his father, a useless disciple like him would have been thrown out long ago and left to fend for himself."

"The former genius—who knows what wicked deed he committed to incur the gods' punishment? He became trash forever stuck at the third stage of Dou Qi! Hehe, what an enormous joke!"

As the Xiao Clan disciples around the testing monument left, they did not forget to mock Xiao Yan to their hearts' content, the former number one genius of Wutan City. It seemed that by doing so, these equally untalented people could gain a tiny sense of superiority.

"Xiao Yan!"

Xiao Han watched that figure gradually recede into the distance.

Despite the ridicule from the surrounding disciples, Xiao Yan's expression did not change in the slightest. After several years, he had long grown accustomed to it. His temperament had become exceptionally resilient.

I can't believe I've transmigrated into the world of Doupo Cangqiong. This is a world where strength reigns supreme, yet this body was born with an obstructed Qi Sea. Damn it, how can that work? Since I've transmigrated, where's my cheat?

Xiao Han was secretly overjoyed by his transmigration and shouted inwardly, Come forth, my cheat!

" Ding dong!"

"Congratulations. The Myriad Realms Domination Legend World System is loading."

"Legend World?"

Xiao Han was slightly stunned, then overjoyed.

In his previous life, Xiao Han had seen some big-shot celebrity endorse a Legend game that supposedly required no VIP top-ups.

After Xiao Han entered the game, he found it incredibly fun. Wherever he clicked, it prompted him to top up. In the end, he sold his car, sold his house, and his girlfriend ran off with someone else. Even Xiao Han himself ultimately died of sudden cardiac arrest from playing that game.

Xiao Han had never expected that the game system he loved in life would transmigrate along with him.

As Xiao Han waited expectantly, a holographic loading bar, visible only to him, appeared before his eyes.

System loading progress: 97%.

System loading progress: 98%.

System loading progress: 99%.

" Ding dong!"

"Congratulations. The Myriad Realms Domination Legend World System has finished loading and has bound itself to the host's Physical Body. Beginning automatic inspection of the host's body."

" Ding dong!"

"The system has detected that the host's Qi Sea is obstructed and that the host's Physical Body is innately unable to sense Dou Qi. This does not match the system's functions. Unbinding will now begin!"

Damn it, unbinding? What's going on?

Xiao Han stopped in his tracks, clicking his tongue inwardly. Had he heard correctly? His system was going to unbind itself!

What kind of joke was this?!

" Ding dong!"

"Once the system has bound itself, it cannot be unbound. The system will initiate emergency measures and self-destruct! Destruction will commence in ten seconds!"

Fuck, self-destruct? Don't! If you self-destruct, what am I supposed to use as my cheat?!

Xiao Han was frantic as he screamed inwardly.

Yet no matter how he shouted, the system gave no response. It merely kept flashing with red light.

Bang

Within his mind, Xiao Han's soul trembled. The red light vanished.

Damn it, it brought me all this way to transmigrate here. Wasn't it enough that it screwed me over in my previous life? Is it trying to screw me over again here?

Xiao Han dropped onto the ground.

His Qi Sea was innately obstructed, and he could not sense the surrounding Dou Qi. Thus, no matter how hard he tried, he had no way to cultivate.

Unable to cultivate, he was destined to become someone oppressed and enslaved by others.

Even if Xiao Han could trick Xiao Yan out of the Ring on his hand and obtain Yao Lao, that Old Grandpa, it would be useless if he could not sense Dou Qi himself.

Trash, trash, trash!

Xiao Han feared that he would never be able to remove the enormous label of trash in this life.

Filled with utter despair, Xiao Han began to entertain thoughts of ending his life.

Just as that thought surfaced in his mind, a gray light flashed within it.

" Ding dong!"

"Congratulations. The invincible across the myriad realms, flower-blooming-at-the-sight-of-him, tire-bursting-at-the-sight-of-his-car Hongmeng System has been successfully activated."

"Hongmeng System?"

Delight filled Xiao Han's eyes. Who said there was no way out when all paths seemed blocked?

Who could have expected that, after being rejected by the Myriad Realms Domination Legend World System, he would now be bound to what appeared to be the even more powerful Invincible Myriad Worlds Hongmeng System?

This truly was a new village beyond the willow shade and bright flowers!

"Huh, what is this?"

Xiao Han discovered in astonishment that countless transparent things surrounded him. He said in disbelief, "Could this be Dou Qi? Can I sense Dou Qi now?"

The reason Xiao Han had been looked down upon by others was that his Qi Sea was innately obstructed. He could not sense any Dou Qi and was born incapable of cultivation.

Now that the Hongmeng System had been activated, Xiao Han could actually sense Dou Qi.

Moreover, according to people's understanding of sensing Dou Qi, if the Dou Qi one sensed was gaseous, then one's affinity with Dou Qi was Yellow Grade; if it was mist-like, then one's affinity was Mysterious Grade; if the sensed Dou Qi was liquid, making one feel as though one were in an ocean while standing between Heaven and Earth, then one's affinity with Dou Qi was the Earth Grade, a rarity unseen for ten thousand years.

In the present world, within the Xiao Clan, only Xun Er and the Fallen Genius—Xiao Yan—possessed Earth Grade affinity.

As for Xiao Han, he could now sense the surrounding Dou Qi as though it were soil, actively gathering around him. Xiao Han was certain that his affinity with Dou Qi had reached the legendary Heaven Grade.

" Ding dong. Yes, Host. Upon first binding with the Hongmeng System, the host receives one opportunity to improve their talent. The system has raised the host's talent to the highest level."

"Really?" Xiao Han was so excited that tears nearly fell from his eyes. Could he finally cultivate?

"Yes, Host. Furthermore, the system has also rewarded you with a beginner's gift pack."

"A beginner's gift pack?"

A glint flashed through Xiao Han's eyes. Having played many games in his previous life, he understood things like beginner's gift packs all too well.

The rise of his life would begin with this beginner's gift pack!

"Yes, Host."

A holographic photon screen appeared before Xiao Han's eyes. He discovered that there was indeed a red bundle in the inventory slot.

" Ding dong! The system has detected the host's intention to open the gift pack. Would you like to open the beginner's gift pack?"

"Open it, of course open it." Xiao Han gave the command. Anyone who did not open it would be an absolute idiot.

Following Xiao Han's command, the gift pack floated before him and slowly opened, radiating brilliant golden light.

Once the light faded, a red card floated in midair.

" Ding dong!"

"Congratulations. You have opened the beginner's gift pack and obtained a Fortune Stealing Card!"

Fortune Stealing Card: A rare epic-grade item. Similar in function to a Luck Sharing Card, it can obtain a single attribute of an object and steal any one single thing from any object.

"Fortune Stealing Card?"

Xiao Han held the Fortune Stealing Card and examined it curiously. One side bore a large character for fortune, while the other was covered in intricate dark-golden runes.

"System, what can this card steal?" Xiao Han asked curiously.

"It can steal any one single thing from any object."

"Can it really steal anything?" Xiao Han asked again.

"Yes, Host."

"Can it steal cultivation?"

"It can."

"Then... Dou Techniques?"

"It can."

"Cultivation methods?"

"It can."

"Intelligence?"

"It can as well."

"Then... chastity?"

"Uh... it can as well."

"Really?"

"Absolutely! However, it can only steal one single thing!"

Damn it, isn't this way too powerful?

Xiao Han was speechless. If he stole someone's chastity without them noticing, it would be utterly terrifying for every girl upon further thought.

"Host, that is only to be expected. This is the invincible across the myriad realms, flower-blooming-at-the-sight-of-him, tire-bursting-at-the-sight-of-his-car Hongmeng System. Anything produced by the system is guaranteed to be top quality."

"Fortune Stealing Card... yes, good stuff."

Xiao Han happily put away the rare epic-grade item and asked, "System, what other abilities do you have? Introduce yourself."

"Certainly, Host."

The system explained, "This system is the invincible across the myriad realms, flower-blooming-at-the-sight-of-him, tire-bursting-at-the-sight-of-his-car Hongmeng System. The system's ultimate purpose is to assist the host in becoming the strongest man across the myriad realms."

"With this system, you can kill monsters, collect eggs, and make divine artifacts drop. Whenever you overturn an important storyline in the world you inhabit and achieve something significant, you can also receive massive Experience Points rewards. Furthermore, killing people grants levels, and picking up girls grants levels too. In other words, picking up girls and leveling up can be done at the same time."

"Now that the system has been activated for the first time, it is version 1.0, and the host possesses the divine ability of Fusion. Whenever the host acquires energy essence formed from the embryos of Heaven and Earth, the system can charge itself and level up. Each time it levels up, the host will also gain a new divine ability. To become stronger, please help the system obtain energy essence formed from the embryos of Heaven and Earth and assist the system in leveling up."

"That's a given."

Xiao Han paused before asking, "System, you said I possess the divine ability of Fusion. What is this ability used for?"

" Ding dong! In reply to the Host, when you wish to refine pills and have refined medicinal ingredients into droplets, you may use this function to directly refine them into pills without a pill furnace. You may also use this divine ability to fuse cultivation methods and combat techniques, upgrading them into more advanced cultivation methods and combat techniques. Naturally, you may also directly fuse something with a single attribute into your Physical Body, achieving the purpose of strengthening it. In short, it can fuse all things, and the host must use it flexibly. Each use consumes a certain amount of Energy Points."

Damn it, that's so overpowered! I love it! But System, how many Energy Points do I have right now? Xiao Han asked in delight and curiosity.