Three Second World, A Homeless Wild Dog

When Uchiha Ci tore open the first Exploding Tag.

All the Exploding Tag patterns gathered on him suddenly lit up with a flame-yellow bright light!

At this moment, Uchiha Ci became light!

Light in the literal sense.

It was even more brilliant than the Morning Sun rising on the horizon!

The bright light instantly filled all of Ci's vision, giving him the illusion that what he held in his hands wasn't an Exploding Tag, but a Light Stick.

It was as if Uchiha Ci would transform into a Gundam form and charge out in the Next Moment.

However, this was naturally just a fantasy.

Uchiha Ci hadn't even awakened his Sharingan.

He didn't think that he, a Man who woke up precisely at six o'clock every day, went to bed precisely at ten o'clock, had to drink a bottle of Fat House Happy Water before sleeping, and whose Emotions were as stable as the Alarm Clock he placed by his bedside, which only walked steadily step by step according to the markings on its dial.

Would awaken such a thing that only lunatics would awaken.

Shaking his head, Uchiha Ci couldn't help but bare his teeth and burst into laughter:

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Farewell, Uchiha!"

"Farewell, this damn world!"

He tilted his head back, his face full of smugness, spread his arms, and threw himself into the sea of fire, embracing the whole world like a victor.

The temperature rose, tongues of fire scorched!

If there were no Accident, Uchiha Ci would be blown into a firework three seconds later, thus ending his chapter in the ninja world.

Then, with a huge insurance payout of Five Hundred Million, he would happily embark on his way Home.

This move, this move was bathing in Exploding Tags, a complete funeral package with all processes skipped, heading straight to the crematorium, with cremation speed comparable to Dragon Riding Face, how could I possibly lose?

Please tell me, how the hell could I possibly lose?! (Hands on hips, shouting loudly.jpg)

However, Uchiha Ci, immersed in his beautiful fantasy, had forgotten, just before setting off, he had personally smashed his Alarm Clock.

And sent himself to the battlefield of the Third Shinobi World War, which was full of Variables!

Moreover, a person who preferred drinking Fat House Happy Water over Goji Chrysanthemum Tea, was his Emotions truly stable?

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Fuinjutsu: Million Angry Wrathful Numbers Annoying Flow Slave.

This was a unique Fuinjutsu of Kumogakure, and it could even be said that this technique was one of the top-tier Fuinjutsu in the current ninja world, besides the Fuinjutsu of the Uzumaki Clan.

Because of its production cost.

It was the ink of the Eight-Tails Gyuki.

This material could only be stably produced by the Third Raikage A, who possessed both the so-called "Strongest Spear" and "Strongest Shield," through beating up the Eight-Tails.

How strong was this technique?

During the Fourth Shinobi World War Era, the Eight-Tails Gyuki and Killer B used this move to seal nearly a thousand Enemies simultaneously!

The ink sprayed out would transform into a Clone of the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, using Swastika-shaped taijutsu to control the opponent's body, and then completely dyeing the target black after three seconds to complete the seal!

However, this technique had an extremely significant drawback, which was that it required a full three seconds from contact with the opponent to activating the technique!

And Exploding Tags were designed with a guiding time from the beginning. Conventionally, Exploding Tags not manually controlled by Hand Seals also required three seconds from being thrown to detonation!

See, isn't this a coincidence?

At this moment, by the barrier that enveloped a Ruin, Moroi's gaze was icy cold. His blood-stained Both Hands formed the Kai Seal, and he shouted in a deep voice, "Fuinjutsu: Million Angry Wrathful Numbers Annoying Flow Slave!"

On the white, blood-stained Scroll, a huge character for 'Eight' suddenly lit up.

A massive amount of ink surged out from the Scroll, like a black waterfall!

Within the ink, a colossal figure gradually emerged, completely entwined with a black and red Tailed Beast Chakra Cloak.

It tilted its head, A pair of hollow, emotionless Byakugan instantly locked onto Uchiha Ci.

The next moment, the Jinchuriki Phantom, riding a waterfall formed from ink, pounced.

Immediately following was a Man Lock Man!

The elbow tightly gripped Uchiha Ci's neck, a foot kicked Uchiha Ci's sole, causing him to lose balance and flip sideways. Then, a leg hooked Uchiha Ci's elbow, and the other foot pinned Ci's waist.

What a Love Stronger Than Gold Seven-Day Lock!

Uchiha Ci was cackling when suddenly a tough guy clad in a Tailed Beast Cloak charged into the not-yet-expanded sea of fire. With a backhand, he unleashed a joint technique, forcefully pinning him to the ground.

His handsome little face was rubbed raw!

The next moment, Uchiha Ci's vision went black.

The tough guy dissolved into a pool of ink dripping downwards.

Uchiha Ci, like Patrick Star sprayed in the face with lemon juice by Octopus Brother, blinked dazedly.

The ink rapidly spread across his body.

Wherever it went, The blazing yellow light of the exploding tags, about to erupt, suddenly dimmed, turning into scrap paper.

Nearly seventy to eighty percent of the exploding tags lost their effect, and the commotion of the remaining twenty percent, which were about to be detonated, gradually subsided.

The smile on Uchiha Ci's face instantly stiffened.

Meanwhile, Moroi, who had used this sealing jutsu, wore an expression almost identical to Uchiha Ci's.

He was dumbfounded.

Looking at the Sealing Jutsu Scroll before him, he began to doubt his life.

The Third Raikage had solemnly instructed him before he left, telling him to only use this technique if the Chinoike Clan disobeyed orders, attempted to resist as a whole, and tried to escape the Valley of Hell.

He had specifically emphasized that it should only be used when there was 'clan-wide' turmoil!

And the result was this?

You're telling me this thing can subdue the Chinoike Clan?

This thing, other than summoning a seemingly formidable Jinchuriki Phantom to perform a Man Lock Man on this brat.

Where was its effect? Where was its power? Where was the refund channel?!

Moroi was almost at the point of cursing his mother.

However, just then, Eight kunai flew through the air, grazing Moroi's cheek and embedding themselves firmly into the barrier wall behind him.

Immediately after, A piercing shriek, like the roar of a hungry ghost, exploded in his ear!

"What the hell did you do?!"

The resentment in his tone was like a Hell Hound that had just crawled out of hell, only to have two of its three heads chopped off, leaving it to wander helplessly in the wilderness.

From the source of the sound, Uchiha Ci, drenched in squid ink, struggled to get up from the ground. He raised his head, his face smeared with black ink, his features almost twisted into a lump.

A pair of scarlet pupils suddenly lit up!

A lone single tomoe spun madly within them!

Dark, ferocious, Uchiha Ci, crawling twistedly on the ground, roared with a broken voice:

"What did you do?!"

"I'm asking you!"

"What did you do!!!!"

"Answer me!"

"What did you do!!!!!!"

"Speak to me!"

"What the hell did you doooooooo!!!!!!"

Uchiha Ci looked up, his eyes wide open, gritting his teeth, his whole body trembling.

A pair of eyes, filled with blood threads, A line of blood tears traced down his cheeks.

He was like a beast ready to devour people! The killing intent, Khorne, and madness in his gaze were almost tangible.

It was a pity, In the world three seconds later—

Uchiha Ci, Still, Had not bid farewell to this world.

Foreshadowing resolved, setup concluded, awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome! Hope the Sirs enjoyed it too.

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