After Uchiha Ci tore open the first Exploding Tag.
Every Exploding Tag pattern covering his body suddenly lit up with blazing yellow light!
At that moment, Uchiha Ci became light!
Light in the physical sense.
He was even more dazzling than the newborn sun on the horizon!
The intense light instantly filled Ci's entire field of vision, making him feel as though he was holding not Exploding Tags, but a Light Stick.
It was as though Uchiha Ci would transform into a Gundam and sortie the next moment.
Of course, that was merely a fantasy.
Uchiha Ci had not even awakened his Sharingan.
Nor did he believe that a man like him—someone who got up punctually at six every morning, went to bed punctually at ten every night, always drank a bottle of Fat House Happy Water before sleep, and had emotions as stable as the alarm clock beside his bed, only moving steadily step by step according to the marks on its dial—
Would awaken something only lunatics would awaken.
Shaking his head, Uchiha Ci bared his teeth and burst into laughter:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Farewell, Uchiha!"
"Farewell, this fucked-up world!"
He threw back his head, his face full of smug delight, spread his arms, and plunged into the sea of fire,
Embracing the entire world like a victor.
The temperature rose, and flames scorched him!
If nothing unexpected happened, Uchiha Ci would be blown into fireworks three seconds later, making his exit from the shinobi world.
Then, carrying a massive insurance payout of five hundred million, he would happily set off for home.
This time, this was taking a bath in Exploding Tags,
A one-stop funeral service, skipping the entire process and heading straight to the crematorium. The cremation speed was like Dragon Riding Face—how could I possibly lose?
Tell me, how the fuck could I lose?! (hands on hips, yelling.jpg)
However, immersed in his beautiful fantasy, Uchiha Ci had forgotten—
Right before setting out,
He had personally smashed his own alarm clock.
And sent himself onto the battlefield of the Third Shinobi World War, the place in this world filled with the most unpredictable variables!
Moreover,
Could someone who liked Fat House Happy Water instead of Goji Chrysanthemum Tea
Really have stable emotions?
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Fuinjutsu: Million Angry Wrathful Numbers Annoying Flow Slave.
It was a unique sealing technique of Kumogakure. It could even be said that this technique was one of the foremost Fuinjutsu in the present shinobi world, apart from the Uzumaki Clan's sealing arts.
Because its production cost
Was the ink of the Eight-Tails Gyuki.
Only Third Raikage A, who possessed both the so-called Strongest Spear and Strongest Shield, could reliably produce this material by beating up the Eight-Tails Gyuki.
How powerful was this technique?
During the Fourth Shinobi World War Era, the Eight-Tails Gyuki and Killer B had used this move to seal nearly a thousand enemies at once!
The expelled ink would transform into a Clone of the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki, using swastika-shaped taijutsu to restrain the opponent's body. Three seconds later, it would completely dye the target black and complete the seal!
However, this technique had an enormous flaw:
It took a full three seconds from making contact with the opponent to activating the technique!
Exploding Tags had been designed with an activation delay from the very beginning. Under normal circumstances, Exploding Tags not manually controlled through Hand Seals likewise took three seconds from being thrown to exploding!
See? What a coincidence.
At that moment,
Beside the barrier enclosing the ruins,
Moroi's gaze was icy. His hands, covered in viscous blood, formed the Kai Seal as he shouted:
"Fuinjutsu: Million Angry Wrathful Numbers Annoying Flow Slave!"
A massive character for "eight" suddenly lit up on the bloodstained white scroll.
An enormous torrent of ink swept out from the scroll like a black waterfall!
Within the ink, a colossal figure wrapped in a black-red Tailed Beast Chakra Cloak gradually rose.
He tilted his head.
A pair of round, emotionless Byakugan instantly locked onto Uchiha Ci.
The next moment, the Jinchuriki Phantom pounced along the waterfall formed from ink.
Then came a Man Lock Man!
His elbow tightly clamped around Uchiha Ci's neck, one foot kicked Ci's sole and sent his entire body toppling sideways, then he raised a leg to pin Uchiha Ci's elbow while his other foot hooked around Ci's waist.
What a Love Stronger Than Gold Seven-Day Lock!
Uchiha Ci had been laughing wildly when a burly man draped in a Tailed Beast Cloak suddenly charged into the fire before it could spread, then forcibly pressed him down with a series of Joint Techniques.
His handsome little face was scraped raw!
The next instant, Uchiha Ci's vision went black.
The burly man transformed into a puddle of ink that continuously dripped downward.
Uchiha Ci looked like Patrick Star after Octopus Brother had sprayed lemon juice all over his face, blinking blankly.
The ink rapidly spread across his body.
Wherever it passed,
The blazing yellow radiance about to burst forth from the Exploding Tags abruptly dimmed, turning them into waste paper.
Nearly seventy to eighty percent of the Exploding Tags lost their effect, and even the remaining twenty percent that were about to detonate gradually fell silent.
The smile on Uchiha Ci's face instantly froze.
Meanwhile,
Moroi, who had used this sealing technique, wore an expression almost perfectly synchronized with Uchiha Ci's.
He was immediately dumbfounded.
Staring at the Sealing Jutsu Scroll before him, he began to question his life.
Before Third Raikage A had departed, he had solemnly instructed Moroi that he could only use this technique if the Chinoike Clan disobeyed orders, attempted to resist as an entire clan, and fled Valley of Hell.
He had especially emphasized that it absolutely had to be used during a clan-wide uprising!
And this was it?
You're telling me this thing could subdue the Chinoike Clan?
Other than summoning a seemingly mighty Jinchuriki Phantom to give this brat a Man Lock Man,
Where was its effect? Where was its power? Where was the refund channel?!
Moroi was practically unable to stop himself from cursing.
However, right then,
Eight kunai flew through the air, grazing past Moroi's cheeks before embedding themselves firmly in the barrier wall behind him.
Immediately afterward,
A hoarse, piercing howl like the roar of a hungry ghost exploded beside his ear!
"What the fuck did you do?!"
The hatred in that voice was like a Hell Hound that had just crawled out of hell, only to have two of its three heads chopped off, leaving it to wander helplessly through the wilderness.
At the source of the voice,
Uchiha Ci, his face drenched in squid ink, struggled up from the ground. He raised his head, and his features were almost twisted into a mess beneath the black ink staining his face.
A pair of scarlet pupils suddenly lit up!
A lone Single Tomoe spun madly within them!
Dark and savage, Uchiha Ci crawled twistedly across the ground, his voice cracking as he roared in fury:
"What did you do?!"
"I'm asking you!"
"What did you do!!!!"
"Answer me!"
"What did you do!!!!!!"
"Say something, damn it!"
"What the hell did you dooooooooo!!!!!!"
Uchiha Ci threw back his head, eyes wide, teeth clenched, his whole body trembling.
His eyes were filled with bloodshot veins.
A streak of bloody tears ran down his cheek.
He was like a beast ready to devour someone! The Killing Intent, Khorne, and madness in his gaze were almost solidifying into substance.
Unfortunately,
In the world three seconds later—
Uchiha Ci
Still
Could not bid farewell to this world.
Foreshadowing paid off, setup wrapped up—so damn satisfying! Hope you all enjoyed it too.
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