Konoha: I'm Uchiha, I Just Want to Die

Transmigrated into a member of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Ci doesn't want to save the Uchiha; he just wants to fake an insurance claim and go home.

Coincidentally, the Third Shinobi World War is raging! Uchiha Ci is dispatched to the Land of Hot Water to carry out a mission!

Ci contemplates that in this perilous era, dying a death should be no problem. But soon, a brow creases, and he discovers that things aren't so simple...

The Evil God Cult's High Priest: "Damn it! Oh, gods! I've never seen an Uchiha strapped to a rack for sacrifice laughing like this."

Uchiha Obito: "Big bro, sparks and lightning light the road, cut through Kannabi Bridge and rush into the Iwagakure fortress, just to save me! I'm moved to tears!"

Ohnoki: "I ..."