Beerus: Vegeta, Long Time No See!

Beerus winced in pain, suddenly realizing that the fat man's punches actually hurt quite a bit.

And surprisingly, my Ultra Instinct didn't dodge it.

"Big fat cat Champa! It must be you this time! You told me last time that you wanted to lose weight! I didn't expect you to actually succeed. Tell me quickly, how did you lose weight? Why can't I lose weight?" Buu was excited and beaming, but he scratched his head a little apologetically and said, "By the way, there was a guy over there who looked exactly like you! I even tapped him on the head! I feel so embarrassed thinking about it."

Luo Tian: "..."

Seeing Buu's performance, Luo Tian was filled with emotion.

It's such a shame that our Buu isn't an Oscar winner.

Merus quietly wiped his sweat from his brow.

Buu, you are so brave.

They even dared to provoke Lord Beerus, the Strongest God of Destruction.

But thinking about it, it makes sense, since Broly is coming back soon.

Whis glanced in that direction but didn't say anything. Then, he was drawn to the delicious food around him and began to enjoy it.

However, the more Whis tasted the food here, the more heartbroken he felt.

Such a good planet, and it actually benefited the Universe 6.

This planet originally belonged to our Universe 7!

"Big fat cat, long time no see, wahahaha!" Buu pretended to be nonchalant, clutching his belly and laughing heartily.

Beerus glared angrily and grabbed Buu by the collar.

"Big fat cat, what's wrong with you?" Buu was taken aback.

"You fatso, look closely! I'm Beerus! I'm not the Champa you're talking about!" Beerus with a dark face, spitting all over Buu's face.

"Beerus?" Buu scratched his head and glanced at where Beerus had just been.

"Yes, I was sitting over there just now, and I'm over here now!" Beerus shouted. "Open your eyes! Don't mistake me for someone else!"

With that, Beerus shoved Buu away.

Buu stumbled back several steps and landed hard on his backside.

Immediately afterwards, Buu got up from the ground and bowed repeatedly to Beerus, apologizing sincerely.

"Get lost!" Beerus sneered.

"I express my deepest apologies once again." Buu bowed, but the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he smiled carefree.

Beerus ignored Buu and waved his hand, indicating that he could get lost.

Buu happily returned to Bardock's table.

Bardock: "..."

"You're really something..." Bardock wiped his sweat.

"Hehe, isn't it fun?" Buu's smile grew even brighter.

"Back then, so many of us challenged him together, but we were utterly defeated by him while he was asleep," Bardock remarked with deep emotion.

"Yes, yes, yes." Buu nodded vigorously. "Only Broly can defeat him."

"Yes," Bardock replied.

I ate something for a while longer.

"Bardock, do you believe I dare to punch him again?" Buu grinned.

"Let's just forget about it..." Bardock was speechless. "That punch was already my limit!"

"One last punch left!" Buu's interest was piqued again.

"I'm serious. If you throw another punch, he definitely won't let you off the hook." Bardock's expression grew increasingly grave.

"It's nothing." Buu shook his fist, got up, and walked towards Beerus.

Beerus rubbed his head, gritting his teeth in hatred.

That's why I don't like fat people.

Champa, I got beaten up twice because of you.

But I don't want to deal with him right now, mainly because I haven't eaten yet.

Besides, the fat guy's attitude in admitting his mistake was very sincere, so it wouldn't have been appropriate for me to hit him.

Beerus went to sample some other delicacies, when suddenly he caught a glimpse of a strange object on the table.

This thing is covered in barbs, about the size of a basketball, and looks quite bizarre.

"Hey, what's this?" Beerus asked Gohan, Kale, and Videl others at the table.

"Durian," Videl replied politely.

"Durian? This is the first time I've heard such a strange name," Beerus murmured.

"It's a very peculiar fruit," Videl explained.

"Fruit? There's such a fruit?" Beerus brought his nose close and smelled the durian.

Then, Beerus smelled the pungent stench emanating from it, swayed, and almost fainted.

"Hehe, haven't you ever tried this fruit before?" Videl said with a smile. "This fruit does smell quite awful, but it tastes unique."

As she spoke, Videl broke open the durian, took out a piece of fruit, and handed it to Beerus.

Beerus's face instantly turned purple.

Immediately afterwards, Beerus swung his claws and dug a hole in the ground, then pointed to the hole.

Videl: "???"

Gohan scratched his head in confusion, not understanding what he was trying to do.

Kale also looked on with curiosity.

"Quick, bury it!" Beerus said through gritted teeth.

However, after Beerus finished speaking, something even more surprising happened.

The girl picked up a piece of fruit, put it in her mouth, and ate it with relish.

Beerus felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and his whole body went numb.

Such a beautiful girl is eating shit...

What kind of people have I met?!

Beerus felt like he was about to collapse.

"Durian smells terrible, but it tastes really good. You should try it!" Videl scooped out a piece of durian flesh with a communal spoon and handed it to Beerus.

Beerus looked directly into Videl's eyes and found that her gaze was exceptionally sincere, not at all like she was joking.

And if she really dares to play a prank, I will not hesitate to destroy it.

"I'll give it a try. If it doesn't taste good, I'll ruin you." Beerus snorted, took the spoon, pinched his nose, and licked a small bite.

After taking that bite, Beerus's expression immediately turned strange.

This stuff actually tastes pretty good...

The flavor is truly unique.

"Isn't it delicious?" Videl asked with a smile.

Beerus nodded vigorously.

"Haha, I still don't like eating durian." Gohan laughed from the side.

"I'm not used to it either, Brother Gohan. The smell is really pungent." Kale nodded in agreement.

"You guys really don't know how to enjoy delicious fruit." Videl smiled, pursing her lips. "This is much better than stinky tofu, right? At least I can't stand stinky tofu."

"I've heard that many unscrupulous vendors put stinky tofu in toilets to make it smell... I wonder if that's true or not." Gohan and said thoughtfully.

"Stop talking... it's disgusting." Videl quickly covered her mouth.

"And Luosifen, that stuff smells really bad too," Kale nodded in agreement.

"Luosifen is quite delicious, at least I like it." Videl giggled, her voice as melodious as a silver bell.

Beerus listened to this for a long time without feeling lonely.

He had never eaten either of these things.

But I must say, durian has a really unique flavor.

It smells pungent, but tastes delicious.

Isn't this the principle of a dog eating shit?

Beerus was thinking a bit too much for a moment.

After taking a few bites of durian, Beerus glanced at the durian shell.

That fat guy kept punching me in the head.

If this shell were worn on the head...

Beerus chuckled and put the durian shell on his head.

That damn fat guy, you won't mistake me for someone else this time, will you?

"Hey-hey!"

Just as Beerus put the durian shell on his head, Buu's voice rang out from behind him.

Beerus suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Bang!"

Buu punched the durian shell, shattering it to pieces, and then slammed it into Beerus's head.

Beerus let out a howl, abruptly rising from his seat, glaring at Buu, and gathering Destruction Energy in his hand.

Kid, are you still not done yet?

"Hahaha! It must be you this time! Big Fat Cat!" Buu laughed loudly. "I knew I had mistaken you for someone else the first two times. So that's what you were wearing on your head! Why would you put a durian on your head for no reason?"

Beerus: "..."

"Big fat cat, I've finally found you! I've missed you so much!" Buu grinned at Beerus. "But speaking of which, you really did lose weight! Tell me, how did you do it? I've always wanted to lose weight! Oh, and I accidentally mistook that other guy for you just now..."

Beerus's face was as black as coal.

"No way? You're not Beerus again, are you?" Buu's eyes widened in astonishment, and he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, please come back and fight back!"

As he spoke, Buu lowered his head and leaned closer.

"You fat bastard!" Beerus gritted his teeth in hatred, but he had already withdrawn the Destruction Energy from his hand. He stepped forward, glared at Buu, and shouted angrily, "I'll repeat myself! That bastard Champa hasn't arrived yet! Don't try to apologize again!"

"Huh? Big Fat Cat isn't here? He should be here by now..." Buu scratched his head blankly, pretending to be very silly and naive.

"Damn it! This is the last time!" Beerus warned coldly.

"I will definitely keep my eyes open in the future and will never make the same mistake again!" Buu nodded repeatedly, his attitude of admitting his mistake extremely sincere.

"Get out of here! I don't want to see you again!" Beerus roared. "If there's a next time, I'll beat you to a pulp!"

"Turning poop into chocolate, it seems like it's edible, right?" Buu scratched his head and said thoughtfully.

Beerus: "..."

Beerus was speechless for a moment.

Is this guy an idiot?

"Hello, Buu really didn't mean it. I apologize on his behalf!" Videl pleaded on his behalf.

"Hmph, I'll let it go this time, but this really is the last time!" Beerus's eyes were icy.

Videl apologized again alongside Buu.

"Hehe, Videl, actually I did it on purpose." Buu lowered his voice and whispered in Videl's ear.

Videl: "..."

"What did you say?" Beerus didn't hear clearly.

"It's nothing, it's nothing." Buu shook his head.

"I heard the word 'deliberately'." Beerus's face turned cold.

"Buu told me that I deliberately ate durian to stink at him because he doesn't like the smell," Videl's eyes flickered slightly as she hurriedly explained.

Buu nodded vigorously immediately.

"Get out of here! Don't let me see you again!" Beerus waved his hand, signaling Buu to get lost.

Videl quickly pulled Buu away.

Soon, Buu and Videl returned to Bardock's table together.

"Hehe!" Buu chuckled slyly.

"Uncle Buu, you really did this on purpose, didn't you?" Videl asked in a low voice, both amused and exasperated. "Did that cat offend you?"

"He messed with me a long time ago, and I've wanted to teach him a lesson for ages." Buu nodded.

"Aren't you very capable?" Videl asked again.

"I can't beat him," Buu admitted.

"Huh? Is that cat that powerful?" Videl looked at Beerus in surprise.

"Not as powerful Broly." Buu chuckled.

Bardock's admiration for Buu was like a never-ending, surging river.

He truly lives up to his reputation as Lesser God of Destruction!

They actually dared to fight God of Destruction Beerus!

"Do you dare to hit me again?" Bardock suddenly asked.

"Luo Tian didn't teach me the later parts, it seems I can only fight three times." Buu scratched his head.

Bardock: "..."

Beerus's face darkened, his expression turning extremely unpleasant, and his initially good mood gradually soured.

Oh right, what am I here for again?

I remember now, I came to find the Super Saiyan God.

Beerus looked around and then immediately fixed his gaze on Vegeta.

This kid looks familiar.

Where did I see him before?

I remember now, isn't this Vegeta IV?

Beerus strode toward Vegeta.

Vegeta also saw Beerus walking towards him, and his expression changed drastically.

What is Beerus doing here?

Vegeta easily recognized Beerus, after all, he had seen Champa.

"Hey, you're Vegeta IV, right?" Beerus squinted at Vegeta.

"Yes, Lord Beerus." Vegeta nodded, his expression growing increasingly solemn.

Just now, Vegeta saw Buu hit Beerus's head.

Go find Buu, why are you coming to me?

I can't even beat Buu, so I'm afraid I'm no match for you either.

Vegeta was in a panic.

After experiencing several heavy blows, Vegeta's mindset also changed significantly.

It can be said that Vegeta is no longer as arrogant and conceited as he used to be.

The arrogance of the past has been thoroughly worn down by the passage of time.

The Buu incident, in particular, made Vegeta realize the insignificance of his own power.

"I remember when I first met you, you were only this tall." Beerus gestured to show Vegeta's height.

At that time, Vegeta was only 5 years old and his height only reached Beerus's waist.

Vegeta didn't respond, mainly because he didn't know how to respond, and even less did he know what Vegeta wanted to do.

"I'm asking you, have you ever heard of the Super Saiyan God?" Beerus asked the question he wanted to ask.

Vegeta immediately turned his head to look in Goku's direction.

Super Saiyan God?

Are you looking for Kakarot? Why are you looking for me?

P. S.: I recommend a new book - "Dragon Balls: I'm Really Not God of Destruction". Here's a brief summary:

I'm not God of Destruction, I'm just Supreme Kai who can use destruction, even more powerful than angels!

Belmod: "That year, I had my hands in my pockets and didn't know what an opponent was!"

Frieza: "That year I covered my head with my hands and was beaten so badly that I couldn't fight back!"

Beerus: "That year I lay in my little bed, trembling with fear!"

Vados: "That year he groped me and complained that my skin was too ugly!"

Zeno: "If I had waved my little hand back then... I could never look back now!"

The God-level Saiyan, Belmod, will become a god in three days. The countdown begins...

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