My Douluo System is Not Right
Chapter 24

Yun Xiao Feng Gets Zapped

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The academy soon returned to its peaceful routine, and Xiao Wu stopped picking fights everywhere.

At that moment, Xiao Wu was being held in Yun Xiao Feng's arms. Her entire body trembled, and even her rabbit ears stood straight up.

The skin on her arms, face, and every exposed area had turned charred black.

It was as if she had been struck by lightning. Well, it would not be wrong to say that she had been electrocuted! Fine currents still coursed through her body, and Xiao Wu gritted her silver teeth tightly!

A rather pained expression covered her little face.

Black smoke even rose from beneath Xiao Wu's dress. Her eyebrows, meanwhile, had been completely singed away.

Xiao Wu was simply too lazy and had no love for cultivation, yet even so, her cultivation kept rising rapidly.

The first semester was nearly over.

Xiao Wu's Soul Power had reached level twenty. That was already a terrifying achievement.

Still, Xiao Wu had listened to Yun Xiao Feng these past few days and temporarily refrained from condensing a soul ring.

Yun Xiao Feng wanted to give Xiao Wu a thousand-year second ring and leave that so-called Grandmaster staring dumbfounded.

A letter had arrived from the Imperial Capital of the Heaven Dou Empire some time ago, and Yun Xiao Feng had received it. His two wives at Moonlight Pavilion missed him greatly, but they told him that, as a boy out on his own, he had to be careful and stay safe.

Xiao Wu's physique was already quite good. However, the soul rings she condensed depended on the strength of her body.

If she used more Lightning Element to temper her physique, then her future achievements would only rise higher.

One night, Yun Xiao Feng overheard a conversation between Yu Xiaogang and Tang Hao through the Senluo Vientiane domain. It practically overturned his worldview.

But after thinking about it, it made sense. A man who had tricked his own wife into sacrificing herself for him really did have a bright future.

The way to deal with people like that was to record both their conversation and their images. Then he would get to watch the moment they shocked the entire continent!

All in all, their conversation had been about Xiao Wu. Both of them were shameless to the extreme.

If he had once thought the Blue Silver Emperor pitiful, he now found her tragic.

Indeed, she had been thoroughly betrayed by her own lover.

Tang Hao, your wife is gone. Yun Xiao Feng said so—even Jesus couldn't stop it.

"Xiao Wu, how do you feel?" Seeing Xiao Wu in his arms, blackened and smoking from the lightning power he had released, Yun Xiao Feng smiled apologetically.

At that moment, aside from her adorable eyes, nearly every other part of Xiao Wu had been fried by the lightning.

"Xiao Wu, how does your physique feel now?" Yun Xiao Feng grinned, laughing rather heartlessly.

"You're still laughing? Look what you've electrocuted me into! Even my eyebrows are gone!" Xiao Wu pouted, utterly dissatisfied.

"It's fine. Your eyebrows may be gone, but you've become stronger too. And skin tempered by lightning will become even better, hehe." Yun Xiao Feng looked at Xiao Wu's blackened forehead, where not a single eyebrow hair remained.

Yun Xiao Feng laughed without the slightest bit of decency.

Xiao Wu was still smoking all over, feeling as though she was about to become a roasted rabbit.

Only her long hair and scorpion braid, though smoking, had not been damaged by the lightning.

Otherwise, if Xiao Wu lost her scorpion braid, she should no longer be called Xiao Wu. She should be called Little Baldy instead.

"Yun Xiao Feng, I think you did this on purpose. You deliberately burned off my eyebrows to make me ugly. Look, I'm practically a Lightning Rabbit now."

"Haha. All right, go wash up first. Clean off those burned eyebrows, then take another careful look. Maybe there'll be a surprise." Yun Xiao Feng gave an odd little smile.

"Hmph. If you're lying to me, you're finished."

Xiao Wu entered the bathroom and soon washed away the blackened skin from the lightning. The skin revealed beneath was even smoother and more tender than before.

It was as if a pinch would make water drip out.

"Bastard, what did you do to me?" Xiao Wu rushed out of the bathroom in nothing but a bathrobe, ready to fight Yun Xiao Feng to the death.

A year had passed, yet Yun Xiao Feng was still about the same height as when he had awakened his martial soul.

That left Yun Xiao Feng rather depressed.

Xiao Wu wanted to fight him to the death because her originally beautiful eyebrows had been reduced to only a few strands by him.

She was practically furious to death.

Even a hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit cared about beauty, all right?

"Xiao Wu, come back to Holy Soul Village with me tomorrow, okay?" Yun Xiao Feng was really looking forward to taking lively, adorable Xiao Wu back with him to have some fun.

Besides, Yun Xiao Feng already knew that Tang Hao was in the northwestern region.

In other words, very far away.

In that case, Tang San, your mother is about to be gone!

As for the conspiracy between Grandmaster and Tang Hao that night, it was completely useless, because neither of them knew that Xiao Wu was now immune to poison. Tell me, were they scared or not?

"You want me to go back to Holy Soul Village with you? Fine. But someday, you have to come back with me too. After all, I've been away for so long. I don't want them to worry too much." The home Xiao Wu meant was not the village that had sent her away to study.

It was the Lake of Life within the Star Dou Great Forest.

The core region of the Star Dou Great Forest contained terrifying existences.

Mm.

"I promise you. Actually, I want to go there and take a look too." Yun Xiao Feng was telling the truth; he had always longed for that place.

"Xiao Wu, by the way, has that brat Tang San come looking for you lately?" Yun Xiao Feng knew Tang San was being subtly influenced by the world's rules.

But Xiao Wu would never have a place for him in her heart.

Because his father was a detestable man. That alone made any relationship with Tang San impossible.

This was what they called a father ruining his son through sheer strength.

Even if Tang San had not been taken off to prison on his first day, he still could not have beaten Yun Xiao Feng.

With the pure Blue Silver Emperor Bloodline and Xiao Wu's favorite carrots...

Xiao Wu would choose Yun Xiao Feng without hesitation. With such an enormous advantage, if he still lost, would that not disgrace all transmigrators?

"No. He just keeps wanting to challenge me to fights lately, but he can't beat me. There's nothing he can do to me, either.

I'm getting annoyed just looking at him now."

Hearing Xiao Wu's words made Yun Xiao Feng extremely happy. Based on the first impression Tang Hao had given Xiao Wu, Tang Hao had no idea that when he bullied Yun Xiao Feng back then, Xiao Wu had conveniently sent some pressure his way for free.

How could he have known Xiao Wu's talent was so powerful?

If he had known earlier, he might have directly captured Xiao Wu and made her Tang San's Childhood Sweetheart.

Dog Host, haven't you noticed that ever since awakening the Blue Silver Emperor Bloodline, you haven't grown any taller?

"System Sir, please enlighten me."

Yun Xiao Feng genuinely wanted an answer this time!

He was almost seven years old already, yet he was still only a little over one meter tall. Xiao Wu was now a full head taller than him.

She was probably nearly one meter thirty by now!

Dog Host, since you've already stolen Tang San's wife, why be polite about Tang Hao's? And isn't there still Tang Chen?

"Good heavens, are you sure you're a proper system?"

If you don't trust this system, punishment: ten seconds of lightning.

"..."

Under Xiao Wu's watchful gaze,

Yun Xiao Feng's long hair instantly stood on end. Then foam spilled from his mouth, and like Xiao Wu before him, his entire body was covered in charred black.

Purple currents of electricity also crackled across his body.

"Xiao Wu, do you think I'm aweshome?" Yun Xiao Feng had intended to show off in front of Xiao Wu, but he could not even speak properly.

Then he lost consciousness.

When he woke up again, he found himself soaking naked in a bathtub.

"Xiao Wu, thank you." The scars left behind by the lightning punishment had already vanished.

His ink-black hair and skin, tempered once more by the system's lightning, appeared even fairer and more tender.

Since he was not very tall to begin with, he looked even more adorable. As for that little face of his, who knew how many beautiful female teachers at the academy had pinched and kneaded it? Still, he did not mind. They only pinched his cheeks because they liked him.

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