My Douluo System is Not Right
Chapter 26

Yu Xiaogang Gets Slapped in the Face

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"Xiao Feng, when did you learn to fly? No, this is a soul bone skill." Xiao Wu wrapped her arms around Yun Xiao Feng's neck in midair and spoke.

Xiao Wu knew. She could sense Yun Xiao Feng's Right Leg Soul Bone.

And it was no low-level soul bone, either. It was actually a flight-type soul skill. One had to know that something like this could absolutely stir up a bloody storm in the Soul Master world.

"Xiao Wu is so smart. Haha. I picked it up in that cave just now, but this has to stay a secret." Yun Xiao Feng knew Xiao Wu would not tell anyone.

"Mm-hmm." She had not expected Yun Xiao Feng's luck to be this good.

Xiao Wu was less than 1.3 meters tall, while Yun Xiao Feng was just over 1.2 meters. Held in his arms, she felt a little shy.

Though she was a hundred-thousand-year-old Rogue Rabbit, she had now taken human form! She was also a girl with a maiden's heart.

Yun Xiao Feng landed with Xiao Wu in the woods outside Notting City!

He still wanted to keep a low profile.

After Notting Academy started, Xiao Wu remained just like the big sister of the school. She did not even need to attend class.

Tang San came looking for a beating every now and then.

Xiao Wu did not even need to use her soul ring to beat Tang San into a pig-headed mess. There was no difficulty at all.

If Xiao Wu had not been wary of Tang Hao coming to cause trouble for her, she would have beaten Tang San until he could not take care of himself!

It could be said that the Work-Study Students in Xiao Wu's year were incomparably fortunate.

Yu Xiaogang was extremely covetous of Xiao Wu's Self-Created Soul Skill! Lingbo Microstep was far more powerful than Tang San's Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track.

So when Tang San arrived at Yu Xiaogang's office with a pig face,

Yu Xiaogang smiled.

"Little San, do you like that little girl?"

Tang San was startled.

Had Yu Xiaogang discovered that he had the soul of an adult? How was that possible?

Yu Xiaogang could not have seen through that even if ghosts existed.

His idiot disciple went to challenge her every day, only to come back with his face beaten into a pig's head!

If he could not see something that obvious, how could he have relied on such methods to completely keep the first female Pope of Douluo Continent under his control back then?

That was the Grandmaster's brilliance.

But no matter how formidable a scheme was, it was still worthless trash before absolute strength.

"Teacher, how could that be? I'm still a child."

Tang San hurriedly distanced himself from the idea.

But how could Yu Xiaogang fail to see through him?

"Everyone loves beauty. Your teacher won't say anything about it. It isn't your fault."

Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San's guilty expression and felt rather speechless.

"You should get to know Xiao Wu better in the future. For your sake, I can reluctantly take her as a disciple. Then she'll be your junior sister. Your teacher will help bring you two together."

As Yu Xiaogang said this, how could Tang San not be excited?

Tang San had been a Single Dog in his previous life, and now that he had come into this world, he had to spread his branches and leaves here somehow!

Tang San was thrilled. Whenever he thought of a girl as adorable as Xiao Wu, he could not help thinking, I have to make her my junior sister first.

But after Yu Xiaogang told Tang San his plan, every time Tang San saw Xiao Wu,

he was instantly defeated. He did not even have a chance to throw Hidden Weapons before Xiao Wu knocked him straight to the ground.

He had no ability to resist at all.

Time after time, Tang San was beaten until he started to feel utterly confused.

And just like that, elementary school graduation was approaching.

Tang San never got the chance to tell Xiao Wu that Yu Xiaogang intended to take her as his disciple.

Yun Xiao Feng had stayed in the villa all these years and rarely went out.

He had continued researching his Elemental Gem Martial Soul.

At this moment, he held a short sword of ice.

The instant the sword appeared, the entire villa froze over with frost.

But not wanting to make too much of a commotion, he dispersed the ice sword condensed from his elemental martial soul!

This ice was freaking awesome!

If there were a Milk Tea shop, a cup of iced milk tea would be freaking amazing!

If the Ice Empress and Snow Empress of the Far North found out about this,

they might fight Yun Xiao Feng to the death.

So we possess Ultimate Ice, and you freaking intend to use our power to sell milk tea?!

Why don't you just die?!

But Yun Xiao Feng had actually considered it.

Then he took out a two-foot, two-inch short sword from his Soul Tool.

"Brocade Zither." That was the sword's name.

Yun Xiao Feng was nearly thirteen years old now.

He was only a little over 1.7 meters tall,

a little shorter than Xiao Wu.

Yet Yun Xiao Feng's martial soul was the Storm Battle Axe!

But he liked using swords!

He especially liked the ethereal, immortal-like appearance of his third Wife, Yun Yun.

A few days later, Yun Xiao Feng and Xiao Wu attended the graduation ceremony together.

Though the sun was not blazing, for the graduation of a group of students, the Notting Academy headmaster still went up to the stage and spouted nonsense for more than half an hour.

It made Xiao Wu drowsy.

Yun Xiao Feng also felt a headache coming on.

"It feels like every headmaster is freaking the same!"

After graduation, Yun Xiao Feng planned to take Xiao Wu back to Holy Soul Village.

But as soon as they reached the entrance, they were stopped by the Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang and that Dog thing Tang San.

Tang San was completely dumbfounded.

He had been keeping an eye on Xiao Wu all this time.

Who was this breathtakingly handsome man beside Xiao Wu, with blue hair flowing down to his waist? Why did Tang San feel like he had never seen him before?

"Xiao Wu, who is he?"

Tang San's poor little heart could hardly take it.

He had always thought Yun Xiao Feng had gone missing. Since Yun Xiao Feng was standing before him now, Tang San did not recognize him at all.

With the awakening of the Blue Silver Emperor Bloodline,

it would be strange if Tang San could recognize Yun Xiao Feng! If Xiao Wu had not spent every day with Yun Xiao Feng, even she would not have recognized him.

"Who he is is none of your damn business. Are we that familiar?"

That was simply Xiao Wu's personality—lively and straightforward.

Tang San was choked by her words,

and felt somewhat speechless.

He really was not anyone to Xiao Wu.

But he was unwilling to accept it.

After calming himself down, he said to Xiao Wu, "Xiao Wu, this is my teacher, the Grandmaster acknowledged by the Soul Master world!"

"None of my damn business." Xiao Wu had no interest in Tang San, and she looked down even more on the Grandmaster Tang San spoke of.

She believed Tang San's talent was excellent. But after Yu Xiaogang taught him, it was simply freaking ruining a student! He had practically taught Tang San into uselessness.

"Move aside. Don't block the way," Xiao Wu said coldly. Tang San was freaking asking for it. He came to provoke her every time, and only felt comfortable after she beat him into a pig head!

"Xiao Wu, my teacher wants to take you as his disciple. He is the number one theorist in the martial soul world." After saying this, Tang San introduced Yu Xiaogang to her.

Yun Xiao Feng stood quietly at the side, watching the so-called Grandmaster show off.

His hands were clasped behind his back, and his short black hair made him look somewhat more spirited! Ever since taking Tang San as a disciple, he felt as though his entire being had risen to a new level.

His head was raised slightly.

Anyone who did not know better might freaking think he was a Titled Douluo!

Who could have imagined that such a shameless fellow was a Soul Grandmaster, the first Soul Master on the continent whose martial soul had left his body?

"Haha. Take me as your disciple? Tang San, stop joking around. You've already been taught into this state by him, and he still has the nerve to take me as his disciple?" Xiao Wu began mocking Yu Xiaogang.

"Little girl, what do you mean by that?" Yu Xiaogang was displeased at being mocked.

"Blue Silver Grass martial soul, Innate Full Soul Power. Anyone knows that is impossible. Yet why did Tang San appear? I know, but I won't tell you. Haha. A Grandmaster of the martial soul world? More like someone who ruins students.

Tang San has such great talent, yet you use him to test your own theories. How laughable. If Tang San went down the healing path, he would definitely become a healing-type Titled Douluo in the future!

Sigh, what a pity for such great talent!"

Xiao Wu imitated Yu Xiaogang's manner.

She clasped her hands behind her back and, after finishing, even clicked her tongue twice.

"Bullshit, impossible. How could Blue Silver Grass heal? Little San, don't listen to her nonsense." Yu Xiaogang felt humiliated.

But he believed that this little girl could truly earn him recognition across the entire continent.

So he calmed himself. Don't get angry. I won't get angry.

"Little girl, who told you such nonsense? How could Blue Silver Grass develop toward the healing path?" Yu Xiaogang wanted to know which bastard had proposed such a theory.

It was complete nonsense.

"Xiao Wu, are you heading back to the village?"

An aged voice suddenly sounded behind them.

"Grandpa Jack, why are you here?"

Xiao Wu was a little excited.

The carrots from Village Chief Jack's home had become her personal supply.

"Oh, it's like this. Xiao Hua became a Soul Master today, so we brought her to Spirit Hall for an assessment. She'll be able to receive one Gold Soul Coin every month from now on!" Village Chief Jack said.

"Oh. What soul skill did Xiao Hua get?"

Along with Li Xiao Hua came the Single Dog martial soul's Grandmaster, Su Yuntao. Over these years, Su Yuntao had been especially attentive toward Li Xiao Hua.

Yesterday, he had brought Li Xiao Hua into the Soul Beast Forest and killed a healing-type soul beast. After she became a Soul Master today, he had planned to take Xiao Hua to Spirit Hall for an assessment.

"Sister Xiao Wu, my first soul skill is healing. But my Soul Power isn't high, so I can't keep it up for long."

Li Xiao Hua spoke somewhat bashfully.

"That's great, Xiao Hua! You'll become the village's guardian in the future." Xiao Wu suddenly remembered something!

"Tang San, I remember you and Xiao Hua were from the same village and awakened your martial souls at the same time, right? Then tell your teacher what Xiao Hua's martial soul is. Hahaha."

Xiao Wu stopped paying attention to Tang San and the Grandmaster.

She walked over to Village Chief Jack and whispered a few words to him.

Village Chief Jack looked at Yun Xiao Feng's current appearance and felt very satisfied.

He nodded faintly.

"Xiao Wu! You must come back and visit me often in the future! If that Turtle Son Xiao Feng bullies you, tell me. Don't let the fact that I'm only Rank Eight fool you. Beating him would truly be like a grandfather beating his grandson!" As Village Chief Jack spoke, he intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Yun Xiao Feng!

He knew Yun Xiao Feng might have some unspeakable difficulty now, so he did not expose his identity!

But freaking calling Yun Xiao Feng a Turtle Son right in front of him.

Captain Jack, what the hell were you thinking?

But what Village Chief Jack said was true. Yun Xiao Feng did not dare fight Jack.

So just as Village Chief Jack had said, it truly would be like a grandfather beating his grandson.

"Tang San, hurry and tell your teacher what Xiao Hua's martial soul is!" Xiao Wu decided she would slap Tang San's teacher's face until it swelled!

He still wanted to take Sister Xiao Wu as his disciple.

This old lady freaking already had Invincible Golden Body.

What did a Soul Grandmaster forever stuck at Rank Twenty-Nine think he was doing?

He still wanted to take this old lady as his disciple.

Shameless bastard!

"Li Xiao Hua, Innate Soul Power Rank One, Blue Silver Grass martial soul!" When Tang San said Blue Silver Grass martial soul, he was both angry and furious.

Yu Xiaogang treated him well.

He gave Tang San delicious food every day.

But why did he have to develop in the control direction?!

At this moment, Tang San had forgotten that he himself had chosen the control path in the first place.

When Yu Xiaogang heard Tang San's introduction, he could no longer remain calm. He hurried toward Li Xiao Hua. "Quick, release your martial soul and let me see it."

Yu Xiaogang reached out to grab Li Xiao Hua's hand,

and with a smack, Yu Xiaogang was slapped!

Su Yuntao had done it.

What a good slap,

a perfectly timed slap!

"Bastard, don't think I'll be polite just because you've been collecting Gold Soul Coins from Spirit Hall for all these years."

"She's just a little girl, and you're a grown man. Have some shame, will you?"

Su Yuntao had the moral high ground this time.

Tang San was still feeling depressed.

He had no idea whether he had taken the wrong path.

He no longer cared about Xiao Wu's situation, either.

Yu Xiaogang had been slapped and was still in a daze.

By the time he came back to his senses, Su Yuntao had already taken Village Chief Jack, Yun Xiao Feng, and Xiao Wu toward Spirit Hall in Notting City.

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