Tang San, Blue Silver Grass Soul Master

The deal with Dugu Bo could now be considered complete. Yun Xiao Feng had cured Dugu Bo's poison, as well as Dugu Yan's.

Most importantly, he had fucking sweet-talked Dugu Bo's granddaughter and her best friend, the inheritor of the Nine Heart Begonia, right into his arms.

Although Yun Xiao Feng felt that this was somewhat shameless, at least he was picking up girls under imperial orders! After all, it was a mission assigned to him by Sir System. He just didn't want to be punished.

Dog Host, when did this system ever say it would punish you?

"Uh, Sir System, I was wrong."

"Lingling, when you went back this time, didn't Qin Ming ask why you took leave and left?" Yun Xiao Feng asked curiously. Logically speaking, Qin Ming was a responsible teacher and someone who respected his teachers and valued tradition.

Ye Lingling and Dugu Yan had taken quite a long leave.

"Teacher Qin Ming applied to the academy for an outing. He took several students to various Great Soul Arenas to participate in soul fights." Dugu Yan did not particularly care about it.

That meant the Heaven Dou Royal Academy Team would travel around for two months before arriving in Soto City to fight Shrek Academy.

He remembered that in the original story, when Tang San broke Dugu Yan's poison, he had said in an incredibly pretentious manner, "Jade Phosphorous Serpent Poison? Nothing but trash."

The current Dugu Yan could easily kill him in seconds.

But Yun Xiao Feng wanted to play with Tang San. Play with him hard.

That included his shameless master, Yu Xiaogang.

In the original story, Tang San had nearly stripped the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well bare, yet he had only casually detoxified its owner.

And that was somehow the end of it.

If not for the immortal herbs he obtained from the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, none of the so-called Shrek Seven Devils would have qualified to become gods. Tang San, that bastard, was naturally the exception, because he was not a local.

The more Yun Xiao Feng thought about this novel, the more speechless he became. What kind of garbage was it? Tang San was such a hypocrite, yet he was worthy of being the protagonist? Sigh.

"Oh, soul fights! That sounds pretty interesting. I'll take you girls to fight someday too. By the way, Lingling, I'll teach you something. Your ability to protect yourself is far too weak." As Yun Xiao Feng spoke, his finger had not yet touched Ye Lingling's brow.

Drip, drip. Two tears fell from Ye Lingling's eyes and landed on Yun Xiao Feng's face.

"Ah! Lingling, don't cry! What I want to teach you is a movement technique and a combat skill—Lingbo Microstep." Yun Xiao Feng instantly panicked when he saw Ye Lingling crying.

"Are you disgusted with me?" Ye Lingling asked pitifully.

"Lingling, how could I possibly be disgusted with you?" Yun Xiao Feng said helplessly, reaching out to gently stroke Ye Lingling's face.

Smooth as jade.

Comfortable.

Yun Xiao Feng said nothing more. He pressed his right index finger against Ye Lingling's brow.

He passed the cultivation methods for Lingbo Microstep and Six Meridian Divine Sword on to Ye Lingling.

With a duang, Ye Lingling's mouth fell open. Her head tilted to one side, and she fainted, her body leaning against the carriage window.

"What happened to Lingling?" Dugu Yan asked nervously. Although she knew Yun Xiao Feng would not harm Ye Lingling now, she could not help worrying when she saw her best friend suddenly faint.

"Don't worry. She should be comprehending the techniques I taught her right now. She'll be fine." After speaking, Yun Xiao Feng turned to Little Cat.

"Little Cat, come here. I'll teach you something too. I remember that your fourth soul skill, Clone, produces a duplicate with eighty percent of your own attack power. And when the clone dies, the damage suffered by the original body is only minimal. It is also a growth-type soul skill. Once you become a Titled Douluo, it will practically be nine against one!"

After Yun Xiao Feng finished speaking, he extended his index finger toward Little Cat and pressed it against her brow.

He passed Nine Yin White Bone Claw and the Distraction Control Method on to Little Cat.

Just like Ye Lingling, she fucking fainted too. She probably would not wake up before they reached Soto City in the next few days.

Yun Xiao Feng then picked Little Cat up and placed her beside Ye Lingling, laying both of them flat inside the carriage.

"Don't worry. Neither of them is hurt. They may just be unconscious for a few days."

Dugu Yan stared at Yun Xiao Feng, and he shrugged as he explained.

"Mm, I know. It's that movement technique that lets you run especially fast. I know that too." Xiao Wu understood as soon as she heard about Lingbo Microstep.

"Mm, that's true. As for you, I don't have a technique suitable for you right now. Once I find one, I'll teach it to you."

As for Xiao Wu calling it a technique for running fast, that was fucking nonsense, wasn't it? How could it merely be for running fast? It was clearly an exceptionally elegant movement technique, yet Xiao Wu called it running fast.

Elementary school kids were just like that!

Dog Host, after being repaired by the world consciousness, Tang San's cultivation has reached level twenty-nine. He is preparing to undergo Shrek Academy's entrance examination!

"Fuck, then what the hell are we supposed to do?"

Dog Host, don't worry. The world consciousness only has this one chance.

"Oh, that's good. That's good."

This system gave Tang San a rather nice dream, and this dream will make Tang San hate you very much! Surprised? Unexpected? Happy?

"Happy my ass! You're stirring up trouble!"

Isn't Dog Host also going to stir up trouble?

"Uh, I just wanted to see what the legendary Eight Spider Lances look like."

Are you sure you're just taking a look?

"Tang San, your Eight Spider Lances are gone. I, Yun Xiao Feng, said so—Jesus himself couldn't stop it!"

Hehe...

The system gave two scornful chuckles before falling silent.

A long line had formed at the entrance to Shrek Academy, with many people waiting to register.

The standard for accepting geniuses was to possess more than level twenty-one Soul Power before the age of thirteen.

In truth, Shrek Academy's school culture had been ruined by that rotten egg, Dai Mubai.

Especially when it came to going out and fooling around—it was silently permitted by both the teachers and students.

But it had to be said that on Douluo Continent, people came of age at fourteen, and some even had children by twelve. It was fucking outrageous.

If this happened on Earth, whether you were Spirit Hall or one of the two great empires, you'd be headed straight for the death penalty.

Tang San had a messy mop of blue hair and wore particularly plain clothes.

Around his waist was a belt set with twenty-four gemstones. That was the heirloom his teacher had left him.

Tang San certainly did not look handsome at the moment.

On the contrary, he was somewhat ugly.

After Yun Xiao Feng took away his mother, this was what had happened.

Once the Blue Silver Emperor was revived, Tang San's martial soul could only remain Blue Silver Grass forever.

Due to the influence of this world's rules, there could only be one Blue Silver Emperor. Tang San could not even awaken as a Blue Silver King.

Since the world's rules had altered Tang San's level upon arriving at Shrek Academy, they would no longer make any changes to him after this.

Dai Mubai was still leaning beneath a large tree beside the broken gates of the shabby Shrek Academy, leisurely basking in the sun.

When he saw Ning Rongrong come to register, his heart began to panic.

What had he seen?

The owner of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda martial soul—the Little Devil Girl of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

The moment Dai Mubai saw Ning Rongrong, his legs began trembling and his teeth chattered.

"Why is this little ancestor here? This lousy academy... that can't be right!"

"Could she be planning to mess with me again? I fucking rested for several days before I finally recovered a bit of energy."

Dai Mubai immediately turned around and headed for his bedroom, preparing to play dead.

And so, on Shrek Academy's first day of recruitment, they found two monster students.

Ning Rongrong, level twenty-six, an auxiliary-system Soul Grandmaster.

Martial soul: Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda.

Tang San, level twenty-nine Soul Power. A control-system soul master, martial soul: Blue Silver Grass.