The Five Poisons' Dai Zhirou

Five Poisons: Dai Zhirou

Meanwhile, Taishi Ming had already followed Snake Princess to the Assault Academy.

The moment he entered the Assault Academy, he instantly drew everyone's attention.

Whether male or female, everyone looked at Taishi Ming with clear hostility.

Taishi Ming curled his lips. "I only married the number one beauty from your Battle Academy. I didn't eat your rice or sleep on your kang beds. Was that really necessary?"

Thump!

Snake Princess directly smacked Taishi Ming on the head.

At the same time, she snapped in a low voice, "Shut up!"

The pain made Taishi Ming bare his teeth, but he still said, "I wasn't wrong."

Bai Jingjing was among the crowd. She grabbed a beauty who was almost as stunning as herself and ran over to Taishi Ming and Snake Princess.

"So? I told you Snake Princess had brought her little husband to school, but you didn't believe me. What do you say now? Hmph!"

The newcomer swept her gaze back and forth between Snake Princess and Taishi Ming.

Then she smiled. "All right! But I'm also curious—what use is such a little husband at night?"

Taishi Ming's face immediately darkened. The moment he heard that, he knew Bai Jingjing must have been gossiping about them before they arrived.

Sure enough, the name Bai Jingjing hadn't been wasted on her. She really was shameless.

He took a deep breath to calm himself, then looked the two of them up and down several times. "Whether I'm useful or not, you'll only know after trying. Since you two are fairly good-looking, why don't you come to my room with my wife tonight and try together?"

Snake Princess nearly collapsed at his words. What did he mean, my room with my wife? What did he mean, try together? And at night, no less!

Her face flushed crimson. This little brat truly had no filter on that mouth of his.

Bai Jingjing froze for a moment, then burst into laughter, swaying with delight. "Hahaha, sure. Zhirou and I will go to you little couple's room tonight. We don't even need to try it ourselves—you two can just perform it for us on the spot."

The woman called Zhirou nodded repeatedly in agreement.

Snake Princess was so angry she choked up. She yelled at the woman, "Dai Zhirou, it's one thing for that pervert Bai Jingjing to make fun of me, but why have you been led astray by her too?"

"Cough, cough. Don't be angry, Snake Princess. I'm just curious, purely curious!"

Snake Princess grew even angrier!

Taishi Ming rolled his eyes. "Curious, my ass!"

But unexpectedly, Bai Jingjing truly deserved to be called a pervert by Snake Princess.

She lowered herself and, to Taishi Ming's utter astonishment, lifted his chin with a finger. Blinking at him, she said, "From now on, you're the little husband of our Five Poisons!"

"I++++"

I actually got teased by some little girl? This was outrageous! Just wait until my great sword is complete—I'll definitely avenge today's humiliation.

Wait.

"What the hell are the Five Poisons?"

Bai Jingjing and Dai Zhirou both looked surprised and said in unison, "Your wife never told you?"

Taishi Ming shook his head.

Bai Jingjing said, "Then listen carefully. The eldest of the Five Poisons is your wife, Snake Princess. Her mutated martial soul is the Ten Headed Fierce Yang Serpent. She has Innate Full Soul Power and is a fifty-first-rank Assault System Battle Soul Master at sixteen."

"The second of the Five Poisons is the one beside me, Dai Zhirou. Her martial soul is the Man Faced Demon Spider, the emperor among spiders. She had innate ninth-rank soul power and is a forty-eighth-rank Control Battle Soul Master at sixteen."

"The third of the Five Poisons is yours truly, Bai Jingjing. My martial soul is the Soul Devouring Bee. I had innate eighth-rank soul power and am a forty-third-rank Agility Attack System Battle Soul Master at fifteen."

"The fourth of the Five Poisons is Hanyu. Her martial soul is the Giant Strength Emperor Scorpion. She had innate eighth-rank soul power and is a forty-second-rank Assault System Battle Soul Master at fifteen. But because of her martial soul, her defense is also ridiculously strong."

"The fifth of the Five Poisons is Lüping. Her martial soul is the Nine Poison Toad. She's fifteen and a forty-third-rank support Battle Soul Master."

"We're all in the fourth year now. At our academy, classes are divided by strength rather than age. Before one ring, you're in the first year. Two rings means second year, three rings means third year, and four rings means fourth year. Once you reach five rings, you can graduate! Of course, if you fail to reach five rings before turning thirty, the academy will expel you as well."

Taishi Ming was dumbfounded. He said blankly, "Is our kingdom really that amazing? You can just find five people with innate soul power above rank eight?"

Snake Princess smiled faintly. "Who told you they're all from the Balak Kingdom? Aside from me, Dai Zhirou is from the Star Luo Empire; Bai Jingjing is from neighboring Hargendas; and Hanyu and Lüping are from the Heaven Dou Empire."

"They only came here because of their own respective reasons."

Taishi Ming nodded. Even a tiny academy like Shrek had students from all over the place.

Wait, something seemed off.

Suddenly, he pointed at Dai Zhirou and Bai Jingjing. "That's not right! One of you is a Control Battle Soul Master and the other is an Agility Attack System Battle Soul Master, so why are you in the Assault Academy?"

Bai Jingjing blinked at Taishi Ming mischievously. "Didn't I bring Zhirou here to see the little husband of our Five Poisons?"

After saying that, she cast Snake Princess a sidelong glance, her expression full of teasing.

In truth, they had only come to see Snake Princess. They hadn't expected Taishi Ming to be brought along as well. What an unexpected bonus!

To put it plainly, they were just here to gossip and watch the show.

Damn it, she kept blinking and flirting with me. Damn it.

Even an uncle could endure it, but an aunt couldn't stand it anymore.

A flash of inspiration struck him.

With a wicked grin, he said, "You said I'm the little husband of your Five Poisons? Doesn't that mean I suddenly have four more wives?"

As he spoke, he gave Dai Zhirou and Bai Jingjing a meaningful once-over. Then, wearing an expression that said he was doing them a favor, he declared, "Since we met first, I'll make you my second mistress and third mistress."

Then he pointed at Dai Zhirou's ample chest. "You're the second mistress!"

Then he pointed at Bai Jingjing, whose chest was comparatively smaller. "You're the third mistress!"

"Second mistress? Third mistress?"

Pfft—Dai Zhirou and Bai Jingjing nearly spat out blood.

Dai Zhirou said, "And where are you pointing, you little brat?"

Bai Jingjing said, "Why am I the third mistress? I clearly met you first! Is it because I'm small? What part of me is small?"

Subconsciously, she glanced at Dai Zhirou, who was a whole size bigger than her. Fine! I'm small!

She immediately looked toward Snake Princess, hoping to find some comfort.

But why did Boss seem to have gotten even bigger? She was practically catching up to Dai Zhirou, that big-breasted cow! What was going on?!

Wuwu... fine, I'm the smallest.

Xiao Si, Xiao Wu, where are you? Third Sis misses you so much! Come back soon! I can't happily mess around with these two anymore.

"Enough fooling around. I still need to take him to see the vice dean!"

Snake Princess looked perfectly serious, but inside, she was laughing herself silly. Letting you two come watch the show, letting you mock me—now you've tasted how sharp my little husband's tongue is! Second mistress, third mistress!

She especially looked at Bai Jingjing, deliberately puffing out her chest in blatant provocation.

"Ahhh! I'll fight you adulterous pair to the death!"

With that, she pounced at Snake Princess.

Dai Zhirou laughed and pulled her back. "Enough. They still need to see the vice dean! Besides, they're legally married, not some adulterous pair."

Taishi Ming laughed as well. He could tell that the three of them were extremely close.

The other two were probably pretty good too.

But then again, why were they called the Five Poisons instead of the Five Beauties?

Could the other two be ugly?

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