The Strength of the Five Poisons 1
The young receptionist in charge of registration looked utterly bewildered. She had thought he was just an ignorant child.
Smiling, she said, "Little friend, this isn't a place to play house. Go play somewhere else!"
Taishi Ming was helpless too. He was just carrying a sword.
Was that really such a big deal?
He did not want to waste words, so he directly revealed the soul ring that marked him as a Soul Master.
The receptionist looked startled, but also confused. "You really are a Soul Master! Then why are you carrying an ordinary person's longsword?"
Taishi Ming said, "Taishi Ming, seven years old. Martial Soul: Azure Spirit Gourd. Level eighteen. Food-type Support Soul Master."
"Seven years old and level eighteen? A food-type support Battle Soul Master?"
The receptionist's eyes widened. She truly had not realized that he was a genius.
But why was a little food-type support carrying a sword?
Still, since he was a Soul Master, he was qualified to enter the Soul Fighting Arena.
"Please choose a codename!"
Taishi Ming said, "Wine Sword Immortal!"
"Please wait!"
A moment later, she handed Taishi Ming an iron Soul Fighting badge. "This is your badge. Here, it represents your strength and identity, so don't lose it."
Taishi Ming nodded, then said, "Arrange a one-on-one match for me!"
"Hmm???"
The receptionist looked utterly dumbfounded. "One-on-one?"
Did this little support think he had become an Assault System Soul Master just because he was carrying a sword?
"Yes, one-on-one! Is that not allowed?"
The receptionist said, "It's not that it isn't allowed. It's just that I've never encountered this before, so I'll need to ask. Please wait a moment."
Just then, five stunning beauties entered, instantly brightening the entire hall.
"Huh, why are they here? Then again, is there anywhere more suitable than the Soul Fighting Arena for practical combat training?"
Taishi Ming waved a hand. "Fine, go ask. I'll watch a match first and come back afterward. You'd better arrange a one-on-one match for me."
Without waiting for the receptionist's reply, he headed toward the five beauties.
At the same time, he waved and called out, "Wife, second wife, mistress, Xiao Si, Xiao Wu, you're here too? What a coincidence!"
That was right. The newcomers were Snake Princess, Dai Zhirou, Bai Jing, Hanyu, and Lüping.
The five women were initially surprised when they saw Taishi Ming, but their faces soon darkened.
Just listen to what this brat was calling them.
Hanyu, who had the temperament of a tomboy, strode straight over and lifted Taishi Ming up. "I told you to call me Fourth Sister! Call me Xiao Si again and see if I don't beat you up!"
Taishi Ming's face darkened as well. Being lifted up in public—did he not have any dignity?
He looked resentfully at Snake Princess. This bad habit had started with her.
"Ahem."
Seeing the look in Taishi Ming's eyes, Snake Princess felt awkward.
Dai Zhirou, Bai Jing, and Lüping, meanwhile, giggled without end.
In the end, Dai Zhirou was the kind one. She first said to Hanyu, "Hanyu, put him down."
Then she asked Taishi Ming, "Young brother-in-law, why are you here too?"
"Of course, I came specifically to watch you all compete!"
At the same time, Taishi Ming glanced at the chests of the five women and found that every one of them wore a silver Soul Fighting badge.
Impressive!
Snake Princess's expression softened. "At least you're thoughtful."
Taishi Ming stepped forward and took Snake Princess's delicate hand. "I've always been thoughtful."
Dai Zhirou said, "I feel like I should find myself a young husband too. Watching them act lovey-dovey every day is going to break my mentality!"
Bai Jing and Lüping nodded repeatedly!
Hanyu said, "Forget it. Finding a man is worse than raising a dog!"
"Pfft!"
Dai Zhirou, Bai Jing, and Lüping burst out laughing.
Bai Jing even stirred things up. "Oh my, young brother-in-law, Xiao Si is subtly saying you're not even as good as a dog!"
Taishi Ming was speechless.
Snake Princess smiled as well. "All right, the match is about to start. Hurry up!"
After Taishi Ming and the others left the hall, the receptionist finally came back to her senses.
Her face was full of shock. "He's Snake Princess's young husband, the one everyone has been talking about?"
No, his identity was somewhat sensitive and special. Even if he were not a little support, she still needed to report this.
Snake Princess, Dai Zhirou, Bai Jing, Hanyu, and Lüping had arranged their match yesterday, so they headed straight into the arena.
Taishi Ming, meanwhile, watched from the spectator stands.
Only now did Taishi Ming truly experience what popularity meant.
The moment all the spectators saw Snake Princess and the other four take the stage, they immediately began shouting, "Five Poisons! Five Poisons! Five Poisons!"
At that moment, a beautiful person beside him leaned over, raising a delicate finger in a coquettish gesture as they smiled seductively. "Well? Your wife and her teammates are incredibly popular, aren't they?"
Taishi Ming looked at the gorgeous beauty with surprise. "Huh? Miss, who are you? Are you close with my wife and the others?"
The beauty froze on the spot.
Seeing that this person was acting strangely, Taishi Ming timidly asked, "What's wrong?"
The beauty lightly tapped Taishi Ming's forehead with that delicate finger. "I'm a man!"
This time, Taishi Ming froze completely.
"A man?"
He looked the "beautiful woman" over once more.
A slender, sculpted figure,
A bashful, rain-soft tenderness.
Every movement brimmed with charm.
Most captivating was that backward smile,
A thousand graces curling around the brows.
Taishi Ming was silent for a moment, then smiled. "Stop joking, miss! If you're a man, there won't be any beauties left in the world!"
"Pfft! Hahaha! I'm dying!"
At that moment, a burst of loud laughter came from behind Taishi Ming.
Taishi Ming turned around and saw a burly big man clutching his stomach as he laughed wildly.
The beauty raised a delicate finger and pointed at him, furious. "Dongfang Jianjiao, laugh again and see if I don't kill you!"
But this beauty was simply too beautiful, so even their angry expression carried a different kind of charm.
Taishi Ming looked back and forth between the two of them, then grinned wickedly. "How are you going to do him? Go home tonight and do him? That works too. When you get home, whether you're screaming in the east or screaming in the west, it'll be fine!"
"Ugh!!!"
Dongfang Jianjiao and the beauty exchanged a look, then both retched!
Taishi Ming said, "Damn, that's cold. You two are having a lovers' spat, but you don't need to actually throw up! That's disgusting!"
Dongfang Jianjiao roared, "My name is Dongfang Jianjiao, not Dongfang Screaming!"
The beauty roared as well, "I'll say it again! I'm Yang Ding Tian, a one hundred percent real man!"
Seeing how serious they both looked, it did not seem fake!
Taishi Ming's gaze fell on the beauty—no, Yang Ding Tian—once more.
You're so fierce, yet you still say you're a man!!!
Yang Ding Tian said, "Those are pectoral muscles!"
Your waist is so thin, yet you still say you're a man!!!
Yang Ding Tian said, "I was born with a thin waist. Is that illegal?"
Your legs are so long, and your butt is so perky.
Yang Ding Tian said, "My legs are long and my butt is perky. What does that have to do with you? Have I eaten your rice?"
"And you're doing that delicate finger pose. How do you explain that?"
Dongfang Jianjiao said, "I know this one. He's a sissy!"
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