Dai Zhirou was the first to return to the War King's Mansion. Ye Han hurried over impatiently. "How was it? Did your father agree?"
"Mm!"
For some reason, seeing the eager look in Ye Han's eyes made Dai Zhirou feel a little guilty.
Ye Han was thrilled. "Then from now on, can't I openly and properly..."
His gaze turned improper as it swept over Dai Zhirou's body before finally settling between her towering peaks.
He broke into a wicked grin.
Dai Zhirou blushed, feeling a little shy, a little annoyed, and a little pleased.
"Let's go! Father bestowed the residence next to the War King's Mansion upon me as the Princess Mansion!"
With that, Dai Zhirou shot Ye Han, whose eyes were still wandering, a glare and headed out.
Ye Han immediately followed, taking her hand. "As you command, wifey!"
Dai Zhirou's hand trembled, but she did not pull away. Her expression darkened slightly. "Your wife is Snake Princess! We're only pretending."
Ye Han said, "Snake Princess isn't my wife—she's my sweetheart. You're my wife!"
Dai Zhirou rolled her eyes at him. "Then do you also have a spouse, a madam, and a missus?!"
Ye Han nodded as though it were only natural. "Of course. I'm the little husband of your Five Poisons. Snake Princess is my sweetheart, you're my wife, Bai Jingjing is my spouse, Madam Hanyu is the mother of my child, and Mrs. Lüping is the mother of my kid."
"Pfft."
Hearing Ye Han spout such nonsense in all seriousness, Dai Zhirou could not help laughing.
She tapped Ye Han on the head. "Leaving aside Bai Jingjing being called your spouse, what the heck do 'mother of my child' and 'mother of my kid' mean for Hanyu and Lüping? Good thing neither of them is here. If