Naruto: Starting by Stealing Hinata

[No System / Heroine Development / No Frustrating Setbacks / No Tragedy / Lighthearted Early Story / Invincible, Wildly Satisfying Later Story]

Feng An unexpectedly finds himself transported, body and all, into the world of Naruto. With his naturally red hair, having chakra by the ton is only reasonable, right?

He's living in the same era as the protagonist, so why bother working hard?

Sure, I have chakra by the ton, all seven chakra natures, and the ability to learn any jutsu just by seeing it once-but if the sky falls, that blond Uzumaki kid will hold it up.

And failing that, there's always that black-haired Uchiha kid.

Why would the great Feng An ever need to lift a finger?

Time to kick back!

All I need is an adorable, understanding wife!

But then he meets a little girl with black hair and white eyes...

Hinata Hyuga: "I-I like you..."

Years later, Feng An and Hinata Hyuga sit atop the giant rabbit that Kaguya Otsutsuki has transformed into. Gazing lazily at the Otsutsuki clan in the sky, he says,

"Kaguya, go bite them."