In the core region of the God Realm, within a magnificent and grandiose palace.
Zu Zong sat on the throne in the center of the main hall. Around him surrounded his numerous wives.
Second Wife Qian Renxue: "Little Brother, I just peeled a grape for you. Ah!"
Zu Zong: "No, I want you to feed me with your mouth!"
Qian Renxue: "Hateful!"
--The two kissed!
Third Wife Hu Liena: "Hubby, I want some too!"
Fourth Wife Zhu Zhuqing: "I want some too!"
First Wife Bibi Dong sat to one side, holding her newborn child with indifference. She turned and went back to her room to breastfeed, leaving behind only a domineering and awe-inspiring remark before she left: "Xue'er will help me take care of the child tonight, you come find me! Do-not-be-late." The last four words were pronounced one by one, bitten out with great heaviness! Frightening Zu Zong and all the women into shivering.
When evening arrived, Zu Zong arrived at Bibi Dong's bedchamber on time. Pushing the door open, he discovered the entire room smelled of rabbit. Although it was not unpleasant and carried a slight milky fragrance, Zu Zong was still unaccustomed to it.
Looking around, he found that Bibi Dong was not in the bedchamber at all.
Zu Zong pulled back the inner chamber's hanging curtain and saw a young girl dressed seductively, whose appearance did not lose to Bibi Dong's, lying on the soft couch. The graceful scenery on her chest fixed Zu Zong's gaze firmly. Her long black hair was combed into a scorpion braid hanging past her buttocks. A pair of watery, big eyes were full of temptation.
Seeing this scene, Zu Zong only felt his body's blood surging and an unceasing dry heat, instinctively licking his dry lips. But as the newly minted Master of the God Realm, how could he be so easily shaken? He quickly suppressed the restless heat in his heart.
Seeing Zu Zong enter, the girl did not panic. Her face bloomed with a smile, "Master, Big Sister Bibi Dong went to prepare a midnight snack for you and will be right back. On the table there is also fresh fruit I prepared for you. Are you planning to eat the fruit first, or the midnight snack, or-eat-me-first."
The girl's words completely crushed the last shred of reason in Zu Zong's heart. Without any hesitation, he pounced straight on her. Cough cough, writing any further would cause a car crash.
After a bout of storm and stress, the girl lay in Zu Zong's arms and coquettishly said, "Master, starting today, can Xiao Wu be promoted to become your true Number Five!"
Zu Zong said, "Let's wait a bit longer!"
Hearing that Zu Zong refused, Xiao Wu angrily ran out.
Early the next morning, seven or eight rabbits hopped back and forth on Zu Zong's body, shouting Daddy in their mouths.
Zu Zong woke up in a start, "Who can tell This Emperor where these rabbits came from! Xue'er, Na Na, Zhu Qing, Dong'er."
Just at that moment, Xiao Wu walked in with a chuckle and said, "Hubby, stop shouting. Today, even if you shout your throat hoarse, no one will come to save you. The older sisters made an appointment with my mom and ran off to the Blue Star to go shopping. A day in the heavens is a year on earth, and I specially picked this day to offer myself to you. After I left last night, I spent three months lingering in the mortal world (rabbits give birth in three months, is that true?) and just got back."
"Look, these are all your children!"
"Ah! I hate rabbits."
Opening his eyes, Zu Zong got up and looked around, discovering that the surroundings were pitch black. He was still in Dorm Seven, and he hadn't become the Master of the God Realm or married so many wives.
The others had long since fallen asleep.
Zu Zong wiped the cold sweat that had startled him from his forehead, "Whew! That scared me to death, it turned out to be a dream."
"Xiao Zong, oh no! Master, give me another one of your tender shoots!" Zu Zong lowered his head to look, only to see Xiao Wu sleeping to one side with saliva still dripping from her mouth, talking in her sleep, "Carrots! Tender shoots! Delicious!"
Hearing this, the corner of Zu Zong's mouth twitched as he said, "She really is a foodie; she doesn't forget to eat even in her dreams."
Time returned to the daytime.
Xiao Wu shamelessly lay on Zu Zong's bed, releasing a harsh declaration: even if she had to throw away her chastity, she would still guard her quilt filled with a unique "fragrance."
Even when Zu Zong promised to buy her a new one, she refused to agree. Helplessly, Zu Zong proposed a sparring match between the two, with the victorious party enjoying ownership of the quilt as well as the title of Dorm Seven boss. Without a doubt, Xiao Wu was instantly defeated. Her grappling arts were full of flaws in front of Zu Zong, who possessed Itachi's taijutsu and the Sharingan. He captured and locked her joint parts with an "Uchiha" hold and pressed her down onto the ground.
After losing, Xiao Wu clung to Zu Zong even more stubbornly, following behind him the entire afternoon and telling everyone she met that Zu Zong bullied her. This caused the surrounding young girls who had originally taken a fancy to Zu Zong because of his "beauty" to look at him with utter disdain the moment they saw him, and they even went around spreading the word that Zu Zong was a scumbag who played with "young girls'" feelings.
Although Zu Zong didn't care about other people's views of him, even Dean of Students Blanklin ran over to reprimand Zu Zong, using the tone of someone who had been through it all as he said, "Xiao Zong! It's a good thing to be popular with girls, but you can't just casually toy with people's feelings!" Zu Zong still had to give the Dean of Students some face, after all, he really did take good care of him.
Ultimately, under Zu Zong's compromise, he bought a new quilt for Xiao Wu and promised to provide her with three tender shoots every day, and the matter was finally resolved. But Zu Zong was not one to suffer a loss; if Xiao Wu wanted to eat Blue Silver Emperor tender shoots, she had to call him master.
From then on, their "master and servant" relationship was established!
At night, the fatigue accumulated over the past few days left Zu Zong drowsy. He hadn't expected that the moment he lay down, Xiao Wu would have Wang Sheng and the others move her bed over, merging it with Zu Zong's bed. In her own words: the scent on Zu Zong's quilt (body) smelled very reassuring to her.
"Sigh, what a sin," Zu Zong lamented.
Now that he was awake, Zu Zong had no intention of continuing to make up for lost sleep.
Because he still had 14 stealing opportunities left unused!
Just as Zu Zong got out of bed and prepared to head outside to steal, he heard Xiao Wu's voice once again. The voice was extremely desolate and carried a hint of weeping, "Mom, Xiao Wu misses you!"
His footsteps paused. Zu Zong inexplicably felt a wave of desolation. Although he had forgotten what his parents in this life looked like, having only taken a single look at them when he was an infant before falling into a deep sleep, he empathized with this feeling of losing one's closest kin. At the very least, his parents in this life had died to protect him.
He turned back to tuck the quilt around Xiao Wu, placing his own quilt beside her pillow before finally departing.
Gently stepping out of the Dorm Seven doors and gazing up at the starry sky, the moonlight was like fine silk and the moonlight like jade. The gentle moonlight cast down, seemingly hidden yet visible, hazy and indistinct like a layer of thin gauze that prevented people from seeing clearly.
A shooting star streaked across the sky, and Zu Zong sighed, "I can do without this Soul Ring!"
"System, start stealing!"
[Ding, congratulations to the host for stealing a Rank 7 Transformation Pill from Battle Through the Heavens's Tier 6 Alchemist Gu He. Plucking food from the tiger's mouth, Gu He now holds a mortal hatred toward the host. Hate Value has risen to 200%, Hatred Points increased by 20,000. Please prepare yourself, protagonist. Ten seconds later, the protagonist will be randomly teleported within a one-kilometer radius of Gu He, with a duration of one hour. 10, 9, 8]
"Damn it, I crashed! Save me!"
[3, 2, 1, teleportation commencing.]
"Ah"
[Ding, teleportation successful.]
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