Hogwarts: My Minecraft Alchemy Deception
Chapter 443

Fang the Fucking Awesome

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Yesterday was Children's Day, so I didn't have time to write my novel. I'm giving myself a break!

"What do you need that for?" Dumbledore asked.

"You never know whether a green apple is sweet or sour until you take a bite; it has an element of uncertainty. In mysticism, this uncertainty can be interpreted as a kind of random power, similar to how failing to draw a gacha the first time allows you to draw again," Kayson explained.

"I thought you were going to use an apple to make a map." Dumbledore simply snapped his fingers, and an apple appeared on his desk.

At this moment, Kayson seemed to suddenly realize that, in terms of finding mystical items, he seemed to have no other way but to make apple maps.

He could only awkwardly say, "... In that case... take two apples."

Dumbledore smiled, snapped his fingers, and then left the office.

Crackling sounds... burp...

"The apples are so delicious!" Kayson showed off two more apples before uttering the apples' last words.

As for why these two apples weren't used in the search for more mysterious artifacts related to time...

It failed, what else could it be?

There was nothing wrong with the rituals or anything like that. The only problem might be... there's no other mysterious object related to time in this world besides that pocket watch.

At noon, Kayson appeared in the Great Hall to everyone's surprise.

Because he specifically mentioned his treasure hunt at the breakfast table.

This wasn't the first time Hogwarts had encountered Professor Kayson's treasure hunt; it was hardly safe, and could even be considered a form of murder and arson.

Therefore, the teachers naturally arranged for Dumbledore to teach at Hogwarts for another week, or even a week. As for Dumbledore...

At least before Kayson returned to Hogwarts, he was prepared to use the phoenix to appear anywhere in the world and then use his powerful connections and equally powerful magic to get Kayson out.

But to everyone's surprise... it failed...

"You all seem a bit helpless," Kayson said quietly.

"Didn't you say you were going treasure hunting? How come you're back so soon? Don't tell me the treasure you were talking about is that little mound of dirt in Hagrid's Hut's backyard," Snape said suspiciously.

"Actually, it's closer Hagrid's Hut," Kayson said somewhat awkwardly.

"Oh... that's good." Snape nodded and continued eating.

"What's in that mound of dirt in the backyard of Hagrid's Hut?" Kayson then asked.

"Why not ask the amazing Hagrid?" Dumbledore chimed in.

" Hagrid, did you bury something good somewhere?" Kayson craned his neck and asked Hagrid.

"If you're curious, you can see for yourself," Hagrid replied with a shrug.

"That's right." The words had barely left his lips when the sound of an Ender teleportation through the air echoed in the Great Hall.

"What's in that mound?" Dumbledore asked curiously.

"The bones that Toothtooth buried, I suppose. After all, who would be curious about what a dog buries in the ground?" Hagrid replied.

Meanwhile, in the backyard of Hagrid's Hut.

Kayson took the diamond shovel, aimed it at the small mound of earth, and scooped it up. He then felt something hard inside the soil.

He then used the shovel to dig down another inch, and then pried it up, and a huge bone, as long as him, was pulled out.

"Holy crap? Hagrid killed his brother? Wait, his brother wasn't that big, was it dinosaur bones?"

While Kayson was still in a daze, he suddenly heard a pitiful whimper. Looking towards the source of the sound, he saw that it was Hagrid's Tooth looking at him with a pitiful expression, as if he had wronged it.

Wait... I might actually have let YaYa down, but not in that way. Those who want to get away with this should get hit by a space-based dragon-slaying cannon. It's something else entirely.

Dogs may collect bones and bury them in the ground. Then, every day, they will devoutly use the wondrous items produced by the dog's internal yin energy source as offerings, praying for favorable weather and a large bone tree to grow and bear large bones in the coming year.

As for where all this knowledge came from... watching cartoons, of course. The orphanage had a TV too.

"That makes sense now. Although I don't know how Ya Ya found such a big bone... and it's already this big without even needing to be implanted... Maybe Ya Ya wanted to grow an Ultraman..."

"But to find such a large dinosaur bone, these teeth are amazing! Maybe they have Odie blood. I have to say, Hogwarts is truly a place of outstanding people and resources. I wonder if there will be any cats with Garfield blood in the area."

As Kayson spoke, he was about to continue digging with the shovel. To be honest, if it were just an ordinary bone, Kayson would have buried it back in the ground long ago. Just look at Ya Ya's pathetic and frustrated eyes; even in the dog world, it's a sight to behold.

However, on the one hand, such a large and impressive bone is indeed rare, and on the other hand, the moment he dug the bone out, the pocket watch on his chest became frighteningly hot, as if the bone had some important use for it.

Although I don't know the answer, the representative has already spoken...

Kayson paused abruptly, then conjured a steak out of thin air and began to eat it.

Crackling sounds... burp...

"Alright." After replenishing his satiety, Kayson resumed his hard work.

It's all thanks to Tooth that it managed to bury so many bones in the ground... This dog is amazing! Even more amazing than Sirius!

Half an hour later, Kayson looked at the mountain of bones stacked in front of him, which was taller than Hagrid's Hut, and let out a rare exclamation of admiration.

He rarely uttered such praise; in the past, others, even Dumbledore, would only be described by him as someone who knew nothing about alchemy.

I have to say, I'm genuinely amazed. A dog managed to bury such a huge dinosaur skeleton in a hole... it completely hollowed out Hagrid's foundation!

With such high stamina, this dog can succeed at anything!

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