Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 10

How did Tobirama Senju die?

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Minato Namikaze really didn't know what to say at this moment!

Yes! You're amazing, you captured the Nine-Tails with one hand!

After capturing the Nine-Tails, you still had hundreds of hands left!

I'm just an ordinary person, I can't compare!

Who could be as twisted as you?

Is the Nine-Tails something a normal person can fight? And look at Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, both of them are more Versailles than the other!

At this very moment, Hashirama Senju's mind was replaying one scene over and over: his Wood Release lifting the Nine-Tails like a little chick…

We're all Hokage! Why is the gap so huge? Is each generation truly worse than the last?

It seems each generation really is worse than the last! Just now, watching the current Konoha ninjas through Makoto Ito's screen, they all seem rather mediocre! Compared to the ninjas of the Warring States period, they're not just a little bit worse!

Is it because peace has lasted too long, so everyone has become too comfortable?

Hmm, that's actually a good thing! At least it proves that there's peace now!

[Tobirama Senju: Big Brother, if you don't know what to say, then shut up! Your strength is indeed monstrous! But not everyone is as monstrous as you! Isn't it a bit too hurtful to talk like that?] [Hashirama Senju: ???? Tobirama, what do you mean by that? Did you also die because you sealed the Nine-Tails?] [Tobirama Senju: Shut up, Big Brother! Of course I didn't die because I sealed the Nine-Tails! How could sealing that thing kill someone?!] [Hashirama Senju: Exactly, exactly, how could sealing that thing kill someone…?] [Minato Namikaze: ……]

Watching this scene, Makoto Ito really couldn't take it anymore. Tobirama Senju, how dare you criticize others? How did you die? You don't have a clue, do you?

Do you really want me to spill all your secrets?

Minato Namikaze at least sealed the Nine-Tails and even split it in half! What about you?! How did you die?

Makoto Ito really couldn't stand it anymore and directly spilled Tobirama Senju's secrets!

[Makoto Ito: The Second Hokage didn't die from sealing the Nine-Tails! He was killed by two super invincible mini Nine-Tails…] [Tobirama Senju: You brat! How do you know? No! You brat, shut your mouth right now!!!!] [Hashirama Senju: What do you mean two super invincible mini Nine-Tails???? Are there others besides the Nine-Tails? Are they the Nine-Tails' children?] [Madara Uchiha: Pfft! Hahahahahahaha!!! Tobirama Senju! You really are a big loser! You're terrible but you love to play, that describes you perfectly, doesn't it? You actually got killed by the Nine-Tails' children? You're so bad it's pathetic!] [Izuna Uchiha: Onii-chan is right!!! Damn Tobirama! So bad but loves to play!!!]

At this moment, the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, had an extremely grim expression! His lungs were about to explode from anger!

[Tobirama Senju: Yes, yes, I'm bad, I'm bad and I love to play! So then, aren't you, my former subordinate, even worse than me? You big loser! Useless! You're nothing! Evil Uchiha Clan!]

Just like that, Makoto Ito explained Kinkaku and Ginkaku, the two small Nine-Tails, to everyone! Everyone then learned that the Second Hokage had actually been killed by two such insignificant Karami!

[Hashirama Senju: Sigh! It seems that subsequent ninjas truly are worse than the last! Indeed, I am the strongest Hokage! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!]

Seeing the arrogant Hashirama Senju, Makoto Ito actually really wanted to ask him at this moment, Isn't the Third Hokage the strongest Hokage???

After all, that's what's taught in the Ninja Academy textbooks now! The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, is the strongest Hokage!

And most importantly, if following the normal plot progression, the Third Hokage's cause of death was sealing one hand, while the 5.5th Hokage, Danzō Shimura, died from sealing a bridge!

These two aren't even as good as Minato Namikaze!

[Madara Uchiha: These younger generations nowadays really are worse than the last! They're absolutely pathetic! Just think about me and Hashirama back then, what Tailed Beasts? Both of us could easily suppress them! So it's no problem that Hashirama just said he's the strongest Hokage! After all, in the entire Ninja World, the only one who can defeat me is him!]
[Makoto Ito: ???? The First Hokage is the strongest Hokage? Is that right? Isn't the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the strongest Hokage? After all, that's what we're taught in our textbooks now!] [Hashirama Senju: ????] [Tobirama Senju: ????] [Madara Uchiha: ????] [Mito Uzumaki: ????] [Minato Namikaze: ????] [……] [Makoto Ito: What's wrong? Is there a problem with what I said? Isn't the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the strongest Hokage?] [Madara Uchiha: He's the strongest??? Where does he get such nerve? How can he shamelessly say such a thing? Does this person's skin just get thicker with age? I could easily crush him with one hand! And he calls himself the strongest Hokage? What shamelessness! Hashirama is the strongest Hokage! That's beyond doubt!] [Makoto Ito: Hahahahaha… Dance King! Your true love really is Hashirama Senju after all!!!] [Madara Uchiha: What the hell is a Dance King? And what do you mean my true love? I don't love that simpleton!!!]

[Mito Uzumaki: Hehe! You two really are soulmates, and I'm just the odd one out!]

[Tobirama Senju: To be honest, I noticed something was off with them a long time ago!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Exactly, exactly! I noticed it too...]

[Madara Uchiha: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! All of you, shut up!!!!]

[Hashirama Senju: Madara! Don't be so angry! Our relationship has always been great, after all, we're the best of brothers!]

[Madara Uchiha: You shut up, you simpleton!]

[Hashirama Senju: Oh...]

[Madara Uchiha: You're all crazy! Especially the Fourth Hokage! You're the craziest! You even said before that I attacked you and your wife? I was already dead, how could I have attacked you?]

Madara Uchiha pretty much understood in his heart that the Madara Uchiha Minato Namikaze mentioned earlier, who attacked him, must have been Obito Uchiha!

And now, he absolutely had to distance himself! He couldn't afford to reveal even the slightest hint!

After all, there was now the variable of Makoto Ito! If his plan were to be discovered, and everyone in the group started frantically training Makoto Ito, his plan would surely be affected!

At that point, he probably wouldn't be able to be revived! And most importantly, he truly wasn't the one who did it!

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