One Thousand Years of Death!!!

The Chat Group exploded!

[Madara Uchiha: Hey, hey, hey, do you really need to use Ninjutsu to deal with a brat?]

[Tobirama Senju: Is that the Tiger Seal? Is he about to use Fire Release Ninjutsu?]

[Hashirama Senju: Fourth Hokage, didn't you say Kakashi was your disciple? How come he seems like your enemy now? Why did you hit your son so hard?]

[Minato Namikaze: Uh... this...]

[Kushina Uzumaki: What the hell is that bastard Kakashi trying to do?!!!!]

[Hatake Sakumo: This... no way? Do we really have to use Ninjutsu?]

Everyone's eyes widened in surprise!

But all we saw was Kakashi half-squatting on the ground.

"Konoha's Secret Ultimate Taijutsu Secret Technique! One Thousand Years of Death!!!!!"

And so, to everyone's astonishment, Kakashi's finger pierced towards Naruto's anus! This was an earth-shattering act! This was an act of utter devastation, leaving only wounds and scars; your smile has faded...

Naruto Uzumaki had just turned to look at Sakura, who was yelling at him and telling him to run away, when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his anus!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

In that instant, Naruto's art style completely collapsed, and his entire appearance turned black and white!

Then, in the next instant, he was sent flying... tracing a graceful arc through the air before crashing into the river...

Sasuke and Sakura's expressions completely changed upon seeing this scene...

All that could be seen were the two people staring wide-eyed, their mouths agape. This... this... this... is this... the legendary ultimate Taijutsu Secret Technique of Konoha?

Meanwhile, Makoto Ito stared wide-eyed at this wonderful scene! As Makoto Ito watched Naruto fly away, he couldn't help but sigh, "From today onwards, Naruto Uzumaki will never be constipated again for the rest of his life, right?"

The big shots in the Chat Group were all stunned!

[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap!]

[Madara Uchiha: Holy crap!]

[Izuna Uchiha: What the hell is this absurd?]

[Hashirama Senju: Are all the Taijutsu Secret Technique in Konoha this outrageous now?]

[Tobirama Senju: Fourth Hokage, didn't you say Kakashi was your student? Could it be that he learned this Taijutsu Secret Technique from you?]

[Minato Namikaze: Uh... this Taijutsu Secret Technique wasn't learned from me... actually, I'm not good at Taijutsu ... and how could I possibly have come up with such a bizarre Taijutsu?!!!!]

[Hashirama Senju: But Little Naruto's probably in a lot of pain right now, right?]

[Tobirama Senju: That must have hurt terribly! Didn't you see him fly off like that?]

[Madara Uchiha: The art style has become so different from ours...]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Damn Kakashi!!! How could he be so cruel to Naruto? My poor Naruto's little butt is suffering...]

[Makoto Ito: But I think Naruto will probably never be constipated in his life!]

[Tobirama Senju: You certainly have a unique way of thinking!]

[Madara Uchiha: What the hell do you mean I don't get constipated?]

[Shinku Yuhi: Since the Fourth Hokage didn't teach him, then he must have created the Ninjutsu himself?]

[Hizashi Hyuga: You've got something! As expected of a renowned genius, this level of creativity is truly breathtaking!]

[Might Duy: What excellent Taijutsu! I was just thinking, if I opened the Eight Gates Released Formation and then used the One Thousand Years of Death, the scene would be absolutely spectacular!]

[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap! Are you a devil?]

[Madara Uchiha: A One Thousand Years of Death is terrifying enough, but you actually opened the Eight Gates Formation? Whose subordinate is this? So incredibly brave! It's utterly outrageous! In terms of Taijutsu, I, Madara Uchiha, acknowledge you as the strongest!!!]

[Hatake Sakumo: I can't bear to look! I can't bear to look! How could my Hatake Clan produce such a disgraceful piece of trash?]

[Hashirama Senju: You can't say that. Actually, I think Kakashi is quite creative. After all, most normal people probably wouldn't be able to come up with such a bizarre Ninjutsu, right? But he was able to come up with such an outrageous Ninjutsu. He's definitely a genius!]

[Hatake Sakumo: Uh...]

[Tobirama Senju: Brother, are you trying to comfort me or insult me?]

[Madara Uchiha: Don't doubt him, he's just trying to comfort you. After all, with his intelligence, he really wouldn't think of anything hurtful to say!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: My poor Naruto's butt... I'm so angry I'm trembling! Doesn't a butt have any rights? Does a butt deserve to be subjected to One Thousand Years of Death? That despicable Kakashi, he doesn't even remember how good Minato and I were to him! How could he treat his own teacher's son like this?! It's absolutely outrageous!!!]

[Mikoto Uchiha: I'm a little worried now, will my Sasuke also suffer the One Thousand Years of Death later?]

[Hashirama Senju: Isn't there also Sakura?]

[Tobirama Senju:??? Brother, something's wrong with you!!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Hey, hey, hey, Sakura's a girl after all! How could you possibly use this kind of technique against a girl?]

[Izuna Uchiha: If someone were to actually use the One Thousand Years of Death on a girl, that would be way too outrageous, wouldn't it?]

[Might Duy: Sakumo!!! Is this the secret Taijutsu Secret Technique of the Hatake Clan? It's truly powerful!!! I can't wait for a youthful duel with you!!! Sakumo!!!]

At this moment, the eyes of Hatake Sakumo, the former Konoha's White Fang, have lost their soul...

After all, he never expected that Kakashi Hatake would turn out like this.

This doesn't look like a ninja at all, it looks more like a moron!!!