The Hokage's Man

[Makoto Ito: No, I'm not going to find Shimura Danzō!]

[Tobirama Senju: So what are you thinking about here?]

[Madara Uchiha: Yeah, I thought you were going to pull off something big!]

[Hashirama Senju: If we can avoid causing turmoil in the village, that would be ideal!]

[Minato Namikaze: This isn't like you at all. You must be hiding something again, aren't you?]

[Makoto Ito: I'm going to find the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi!]

[Madara Uchiha: Oh? Hahahaha, are you planning to take down the Third Hokage along with him? I support you!]

[Hashirama Senju: Uh...no way? This wasn't done by the Third Hokage, so how could he have been killed along with him?]

Hizashi Hyuga: Senior Madara really has a fiery temper. Why does he always seem to want to kill someone the moment he opens his mouth?

[Hashirama Senju: That's just how Madara is. He's always talking about killing so-and-so. He used to always say he wanted to kill me, but every time I ended up pinning him to the ground and beating him to a pulp!]

[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, you idiot!!! You always have to drag me into this when you're showing off, right? Is it only by beating me that you can indirectly prove you're a good fighter?]

[Hashirama Senju: But what I said is all true~~]

[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, you idiot!!!]

[Hashirama Senju: Oh (●°u°●)"]

[Tobirama Senju: Kid, what do you want with this evil Sarutobi?]

[Makoto Ito: Of course I'm going to ask him if I'm considered his disciple? Am I, Makoto Ito, a member of Konoha? Why has his best friend, Shimura Danzō, repeatedly sent people to target me? I want to see what Sarutobi will do.]

Although he hasn't taught me anything substantial yet, we are nominally master and disciple. How he handles this matter will affect how I treat him in the future. If he truly considers me his disciple, then I will give him a perfect ending. If he continues to protect his best friend, then whatever I do in the future Hiruzen Sarutobi shouldn't blame me!

[Madara Uchiha: Good lad, you've got it covered! Hurry up, I can't wait to see the show! Peanuts, melon seeds, and grilled fish slices are all ready! Just waiting for the grand spectacle to begin!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: Interesting! I'd like to see how Hiruzen Sarutobi handles this matter. If he truly can't be a good Hokage, then I won't hesitate to personally clean house in the future!]

[Hashirama Senju: I actually think Makoto is quite suitable to be Hokage. He doesn't seem like a teenager at all, and his strength is enough. I think we should just let Makoto be Hokage in the future! Besides, didn't Makoto have a dream of becoming Hokage before?]

[Madara Uchiha: I agree!]

[Makoto Ito:??? What do you mean you agree with? Did I say I wanted to become Hokage? I said I was going to be the man who becomes Hokage! The man who becomes Hokage, don't you understand?]

[Hashirama Senju: Uh... is there a difference?]

[Madara Uchiha: The Hokage's man? So you're saying you don't want to be the Hokage, but the Hokage's man? But isn't that still gay? All the Hokage throughout history have been men, whose man are you going to be? Is it Hashirama? Or Tobirama Senju? Or the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze? It can't be that old man, the Third Hokage, can it? No way, no way, your tastes can't really be that extreme, can they?]

[Hashirama Senju:????????????????...]

[Tobirama Senju:?...]

[Izuna Uchiha:?...]

[Minato Namikaze:?...]

[Kushina Uzumaki:?????????]

[Makoto Ito:?????? Madara! I've noticed you're getting better and better at talking! What do you mean by gay? You're the gay one! You and Hashirama are the real couple!!! I'm not gay! And didn't you notice your brother and Tobirama Senju are the real couple? Didn't you notice your brother is unhappy? Didn't you notice he's typing question marks above?]

[Madara Uchiha: Uh... So whose man are you going to become? It's not Naruto Uzumaki, is it? After all, that brat Naruto Uzumaki always talked about becoming Hokage. You don't actually like Naruto Uzumaki, do you? Wait, I remember you were involved with the Hyuga Clan girl and the Yamanaka Clan girl, weren't you?]

[Minato Namikaze:????...]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Naruto???]

[Makoto Ito: Ptooey! You're the one who likes Naruto! Your whole family likes Naruto! Does that mean all future Hokage have to be men? Can't there be women? Madara Uchiha, are you discriminating against women? How dare you, Madara Uchiha! You dare discriminate against women? Can you withstand their iron fists?]

[Madara Uchiha: Uh...when did I say I was sexist? But there really aren't any female Hokage right now!]

[Makoto Ito: Just because it's not happening now doesn't mean it won't happen in the future. Have you forgotten Tsunade, the Tsunade of the First Hokage? Her strength and prestige are more than enough to make her Hokage. If I become her man, wouldn't I be the Hokage's man?]

[Madara Uchiha: Well, kid, you've got a head start! You've even thought of your wife's job! You're something else!!!]

[Minato Namikaze: So, they've Lady Tsunade will become Hokage?]

[Makoto Ito: You're right, my junior apprentice!]

[Minato Namikaze: Has anyone ever told you that you're actually quite handsome when you're not talking...?]

[Makoto Ito:??? Nephew! Am I not handsome when I'm talking?]

Minato Namikaze: ...