Hyuga's Jade Feet

Shimura Danzō had planned to slam the door again and that would be the end of it...

But the next moment, he realized he couldn't open the door...

All I saw was that brat Makoto Ito, who had somehow already braced his foot against the door, preventing me from pulling it open. I felt really uncomfortable not being able to complete this whole process!

I didn't hear the door slam!

Shimura Danzō tugged a few more times, but still couldn't open the door...

I couldn't help but think, "This kid is really strong! He only has one foot bracing against the door, yet I can't pull it open! He truly deserves to be called a genius! I want him even more now!!!"

Just as Shimura Danzō was still tugging at the door, Hiruzen Sarutobi's voice came from behind him...

"Danzo! I don't think I've let you leave yet, have I? If you don't explain this clearly today, don't even think about leaving the Hokage Office! And you just said that your Root is very busy, right?"

Is assassinating the village's geniuses all you do every day? Is dealing with my disciples all you do every day?

Since that's the case, I see no need for your Great Root to exist anymore! Give it to me! I will take good care of your Root.

... Ahem... No! It should be that I will make good use of your Root...

That doesn't seem quite right either! Anyway, that's the gist of it. If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, then you can forget about being the leader of the Root!

Makoto Ito was completely bewildered by Hiruzen Sarutobi's words. What did he mean by saying Danzo entrusted the Root to him? What did he mean by saying he would treat the Root well? What did he mean by saying he would use the Root properly? Could he really say such a thing?

Can you please not reveal your little secrets so openly?

Why are there so many gay men in Konoha?

Can I still stay in Konoha? Will I become gay one day?

Thinking of this, Makoto Ito couldn't help but shudder...

He quickly thought of Hinata Hyuga and Ino Yamanaka...

Thank goodness, my sexual orientation is normal!

Becoming a gay man is just too terrifying!!!

[Hashirama Senju: That sounds a bit strange.]

[Minato Namikaze: Yeah, he can't seem to Danzo in three sentences...]

[Izuna Uchiha: "Treat her well," "use her properly"... why does this sound so absurd?]

[Madara Uchiha: Danzo has no roots, so isn't he just a eunuch?]

Hizashi Hyuga: It's alright, the Third Hokage will treat his Root well!

[Shinku Yuhi: I will still use it well...]

[Madara Uchiha: Hahahaha! Stop it! I can already picture it! Damn it, is this the downside of having such strong Spiritual Power?! Why are these weird images of two old men popping into my head?! Get out of my head right now!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: It seems you and my older brother aren't doing well either. Where are you going?]

[Madara Uchiha:??? You Tobirama!!! You think you and my brother are innocent? Always bringing up Hashirama and me! Who do you think you are? Let me tell you! Once a gay man, always a gay man!!! You can't escape it!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Onii-chan! Don't drag your little brother into this at a time like this, okay? I'm not gay!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: Tch!]

[Might Duy: It's really brimming with youthful energy! So full of passion! Sakumo!!! This is youth!!!]

[Hatake Sakumo: Damn it, I've been lurking and not saying a word!!! I'm afraid this fire will spread to me! You just have to say my name, right? You just have to make people label us both gay, right? Do you have some kind of serious illness?]

[Hizashi Hyuga: You guys are all really outrageous, unlike me, I only feel sorry for my brother!]

[Makoto Ito: Is your older brother named Hinata Kunkun?]

Hizashi Hyuga:??? What the heck is Hyuga Kunkun? My brother's name is Hyuga Tamazuri! He's Hinata's father, don't you know that?

[Makoto Ito:???? What kind of feet does Hyuga have?]

[Shinku Yuhi: Jade feet? Where are jade feet?!!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: Yet another abnormal guy!]

[Madara Uchiha: Talking about jade feet will only get you into trouble!]

Hizashi Hyuga:... I misspoke! It wasn't jade feet... it was Hiashi... Hyuga Hiashi! I misspoke!!!

[Makoto Ito: Eh... I misspoke...]

[Tobirama Senju: Who knows what you're thinking? Maybe you just blurted out what was on your mind?]

[Madara Uchiha: My own older brother's jade feet... Pfft, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha~...]

Hizashi Hyuga: Hey, hey, hey! Senior Madara! You're the last person in this group who has the right to laugh at me, right? You still have the First Hokage's tattoo on your chest!!!

[Madara Uchiha:???!!! You damn brat! Aaaaaaah! I'll fuck you, Sage!!! \u0026$￥^￥$\u0026￥￥$*^%#...!]

[Makoto Ito: Good Madara! You've got some serious taste! You want to take on the First Hokage?! What about you?!]

[Madara Uchiha: You brat! I'm swearing! I'm not actually fucking you!!!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: You bunch of disgusting men!]

[Mikoto Uchiha: Exactly! What are you all talking about? None of you are serious!]

[Fugaku Uchiha: Honey! I'm being serious! I didn't say anything!]

[Mikoto Uchiha: Shut up! I haven't settled the score with you for what you did to the Fourth Hokage yet!!!]

[Fugaku Uchiha: Uh...]

[Minato Namikaze: We're really okay!!!]

[Fugaku Uchiha: I'm tired! Destroy!]