Until We Meet Again
[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, you idiot! I don't know who it was that didn't have money to buy fruit back then, and even wanted to improve their Wood Release to grow banana trees! It's absolutely outrageous!]
I still clearly remember when Hashirama used a Wood Release: Deep Forest Emergence! It instantly grew a whole bunch of bizarre and wonderful fruits, and eating even one of them would absorb your Chakra —it was absolutely outrageous!!!
[Makoto Ito: Could this be the legendary Devil Fruit?!]
[Madara Uchiha: What the Devil Fruit?! What kind of weird thing is this?!]
[Makoto Ito: But since we can improve fruit trees, it means that Wood Release is still very useful. I have an idea now: the First Hokage's greatest contribution was to cultivate land all over the Ninja World! Using Wood Release to accelerate food production, then probably no one in the entire Ninja World would go hungry!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: What a brilliant idea! How come I never thought of that before?!]
[Makoto Ito: Not only can it be used to grow crops, but it can also be used to build houses, such as the Wood Release Wood Release: Four-Pillar House Technique, the Wood Release: Connecting Pillar House Technique, the Wood Release: Super Skyscraper Technique, and the Wood Release: An Entire Street Rises Out of Thin Air Technique!]
[Hashirama Senju:!!!!!! Seriously, why didn't I think of these methods before?! Yeah, Wood Release can even be used to build houses! Why didn't I think of that before?]
[Madara Uchiha: You'd be crazy to even think of that! Your Ninjutsu can create a giant Buddha hundreds of meters tall with a single gesture! Who would have thought a wooden stump could be used to build a house? Besides, Ninjutsu is for fighting; who would have imagined such a bizarre use?!]
[Hashirama Senju: But I think Makoto's suggestion is excellent! Madara! After we're resurrected, let's farm all over the world, okay?!]
[Tobirama Senju: Is this the legendary idyllic life of men tilling the fields and women weaving?]
Hizashi Hyuga: Just thinking about it makes me feel so good!
[Minato Namikaze: Senior Madara is farming, and the First Hokage is cooking at home, waiting for Senior Madara to come home...]
[Mito Uzumaki: Can you guys think for a second before saying these things? I'm still in the group chat! In your eyes, Hashirama and I are no longer a couple, right? They're the real couple, aren't they? I really want to seal you all away!!!]
[Tobirama Senju: Sister-in-law, I'll shut up now!]
Hizashi Hyuga: I'm sorry, Mito-senpai, I was just talking nonsense!
[Kushina Uzumaki: Grandma Mito! Don't be angry, Minato has already been hung up and whipped with the Adamantine Chains!!!]
[Minato Namikaze: Help! I was wrong! I'll never talk nonsense again!!!]
[Kushina Uzumaki: Shut up, you idiot! Adamantine Chains!!!]
[Minato Namikaze: Ah!!!!!!!!! ]
[Mito Uzumaki: Kushina, you know! Men are like that, you have to discipline them sometimes. If you don't beat them for three days, they'll be climbing on the roof. When you're bored, just give them a good slap, okay? Hashirama!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Honey! Don't hit me! I'm not playing with Madara today!!! No, no! I'm not playing with Madara all morning! A morning is a bit long, so I'll just do it for a Madara! Honey, look how determined I am, please don't hit me, okay?]
[Mito Uzumaki: Shut up! You idiot! Adamantine Chains!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Ah...!!!!!!!!!]
Makoto Ito ignored the nonsense in the Chat Group and didn't go to watch Little Konoha Minato Namikaze and Hashirama Senju getting beaten up in the Duel Arena. At this moment, Makoto Ito was excitedly counting money in the Hokage Office!
"One thousand taels, two thousand taels, three thousand taels, four thousand taels... Money! My little money! Come into Daddy's bowl!!!! Hehehehehehe..."
[Tobirama Senju: Good grief, why is he acting like a pervert?]
[Izuna Uchiha: He looks like a pervert!]
[Madara Uchiha: You're hopeless! You're already acting like this with so little money? Back in my day, I wouldn't even dare go out without carrying millions or tens of millions of taels of silver!]
[Izuna Uchiha: Bro, what were you doing carrying so much money with you when you left home back then?]
[Madara Uchiha: Give it to Hashirama, after all, he didn't have any pocket money back then!]
[Izuna Uchiha: Oh~~~ So you're keeping Hashirama!]
[Tobirama Senju: Ohhhhhh]
[Hizashi Hyuga: Oh~~~~]
[Shinku Yuhi: Oh~~~~~]
[...]
[Madara Uchiha: I'm utterly fed up with you bunch of idiots!!! You're all mentally ill!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Madara!!! Help me!!! Help me!!!]
[Madara Uchiha: Shut up! You idiot!!!]
[Mito Uzumaki: You dare ask for help?! Adamantine Chains!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Aaaaaaah!!!]
Hiruzen Sarutobi watched as Makoto Ito counted his money and felt a little envious, since he himself didn't usually have much pocket money!
"Cheng! You're still young. How about I keep this money for you for now? I'll give it to you when you're a bit older!"
Upon hearing Hiruzen Sarutobi's words, Makoto Ito swiftly put all the money back into the Sealing Scroll!
Then he quickly put the Sealing Scroll on his back!
Then he stood up and straightened his clothes. The whole set of movements was so smooth and graceful that it was a pleasure to watch!
"Master! It's getting late, you should rest early! Your disciple will take his leave now! We'll meet again someday, like the mountains and rivers that remain unchanged, and the rivers that flow forever!"
After saying that, Makoto Ito used the Body Flicker Technique to run out of the Hokage Office window!
All that remained was a pile of shattered glass, and Hiruzen Sarutobi alone, bewildered in the wind...