Sword of the Thunder God

Inside the Little Konoha Duel Arena of the Chat Group, Madara Uchiha was stunned upon seeing Hashirama Senju's words. But after a moment's thought, Madara Uchiha smiled; this kind of life did indeed seem quite nice...

Then let my younger brother collect the money, while Hashirama makes wood, and I'll cut the wood myself, and then let that bastard Tobirama guard the gate!

Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...

Inside the Hokage Office, Hiruzen Sarutobi was still explaining to Makoto Ito...

"The weapon inside this box was once the personal weapon of my teacher! It was the weapon of the Second Hokage Tobirama Senju was also your grandmaster. This weapon is called the Sword of the Thunder God!"

Since my teacher passed away, this weapon has been sealed away. At that time, I was still young and had just become the Third Hokage! I personally went to find a piece of Hashirama Wood and then forged this box! I put my teacher's weapon into this box!

Now, I personally hand over this Sword of the Thunder God to you, Makoto! I hope you will use it well from now on! This is not merely a weapon, but a legacy! It is the legacy of the Will of Fire of Konoha!

Where leaves dance in the air, fire rages on! If the fire gets out of control, it will burn down the whole village... Pshaw! You've completely swayed me!

Every time I talk to you about the Will of Fire lately, you come up with your weird and twisted theories! They've made me stumble over my words..."

Hiruzen Sarutobi hurriedly shook his head, trying to shake Makoto Ito's bizarre Will of Fire out of his head!

When Makoto Ito heard Hiruzen Sarutobi's words, he couldn't help but laugh!

During this period, Hiruzen Sarutobi would give him a lecture on the Will of Fire Hiruzen Sarutobi day. However, after each lecture, he would bring out his own Will of Fire, which was the Leaf Dance Technique. If the fire got out of control, it would burn down the village and burn down all the trees in the village!

It seems I've successfully led Hiruzen Sarutobi astray...

[Tobirama Senju: So this is my Sword of the Thunder God?! It is indeed a fine weapon! Kid, you must use it well!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Sword of the Thunder God? Why does it look so familiar?]

[Tobirama Senju: Of course I recognize him! I used this to stab you to death back then!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Uh...]

[Madara Uchiha: The Sword of the Thunder God is indeed a good weapon, but did you guys notice Hiruzen Sarutobi just now? He actually misspoke about the Will of Fire!]

[Hizashi Hyuga: Yeah, I never expected that Makoto Ito, Hiruzen Sarutobi failed to brainwash Makoto Ito, would actually be brainwashed by him instead!]

[Minato Namikaze: Interesting! Is this reverse brainwashing?!]

[Hatake Sakumo: Makoto would be an absolute whiz at running a pyramid scheme!]

[Shisui Uchiha: If I had his skills back then, I wouldn't have had my eyes gouged out!]

[Madara Uchiha: Why can't I brainwash people?! If I could, I would have thoroughly brainwashed Hashirama back then! And made her join me in pacifying the Ninja World!]

[Tobirama Senju: Brainwash my brother? Even if you knew how to brainwash, it wouldn't matter! After all, my brother doesn't have a brain at all!]

[Madara Uchiha: Uh... what you said makes sense!]

[Hashirama Senju: Who says I'm brainless?! I am smart! Most of the time I'm incredibly clever!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: Ah, right, right, right...]

[Madara Uchiha: Ah, right, right, right...]

[Mito Uzumaki: Ah, right, right, right...]

[Hashirama Senju: You bastards! Don't think I don't know you're underestimating my intelligence! I see you fabricating stories out of thin air, secretly plotting, imagining things out of thin air, making things up out of thin air, speechless, hopeless. May you rest in peace, may you have a safe journey!!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Good grief, he actually found out?]

[Tobirama Senju: Something's not right, something's not right! Knowing my older brother's intelligence, he shouldn't be able to figure out that we're underestimating him!]

[Mito Uzumaki: Hashirama! Do you have a fever today? Come on, go home and take your medicine!]

[Hashirama Senju: Hmph!!! You guys are like someone hiding under a bridge, wiping away tears under the covers, and then going around saying "yes, yes, yes!" to everyone you meet!]

[Hizashi Hyuga: Good grief, why is the First Hokage coming up with one set of moves after another today?]

[Minato Namikaze: And they all rhyme!]

[Fugaku Uchiha: Isn't this much better than cramming at the last minute?]

[Hatake Sakumo: First Hokage! You're a rapper too?]

[Hashirama Senju: I learned all this from Makoto these days! He even affectionately calls me the Elevator God of War, though I don't really know what an elevator is! But Makoto did say I have the potential to become a rapper!!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Oh??? Hashirama!!! Do you have freestyle?!]

[Hashirama Senju: Hmph!!! Madara! Listen up!!! Look at this piece of wood, it's so long and wide! Just like this piece of wood, it's so big and round! Sigh! Sigh!!!]

[Mito Uzumaki: I can't bear to watch! That silly grin is back again...]

[Hashirama Senju: Wife, you don't understand! This is called freestyle! Look at Makoto, Tenten does is cram at the last minute! He's not much different from me! And he even said I have talent!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: Damn it!! My brother has awakened again, is he up to something new?!]

[Madara Uchiha: Oh hahahaha! Hashirama! When it comes to freestyle, I'd call you the strongest!!!]