A Scumbag's Words

[Mikoto Uchiha: My Sasuke was so cool just now! The Mangekyō Sharingan appeared in an instant! I wonder how many girls he'll charm in the future!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: My Naruto was really cool just now too!]

Hizashi Hyuga: Sigh!!! Seeing this scene reminds me of the past. If the Third Hokage had been more forceful back then, I wouldn't have died, right? Then I could have watched Neji grow up...

[Tobirama Senju: The evil Hiruzen Sarutobi! The despicable Shimura Danzō! The bastard Utatane Koharu! The damned Mitokado Homura!!! I'm obsequious to outsiders, but I'm ruthless to my own people. How did I end up raising such a bunch of bastards?]

Back in the day, I was a tough guy! How did I end up raising such a bunch of useless bums?!

Makoto Ito: Speaking of which, I have to correct myself. Let me state upfront that I am not speaking for Danzo!

However, Danzo was not weak in his dealings with outsiders. He wanted to become Hokage, so he desperately needed military achievements. Therefore, Danzo was actually a proponent of war. It's just that Hiruzen Sarutobi was the Hokage, so every time he proposed an idea, it was useless. All he could do was say, "Hiruzen, you'll regret this!" and then slam the door and leave in a huff!

[Tobirama Senju: Even if he's a proponent of war, he's still no good! I've seen it all clearly during this time! Root can be said to be completely independent of Konoha!]

He even attacked ninjas from his own village multiple times. Not to mention that you were attacked by Danzo several times, Shisui's death was also because of him, and Sakumo's death was also due to him! He was even involved in the annihilation of the Uchiha Clan!

That Shimura Danzō!!! Damn it! Thinking about it now, why is he involved in all these terrible things?

[Makoto Ito: You just realized that????]

[Tobirama Senju: I hadn't noticed before!]

[Makoto Ito: He's the Darkness of the Ninja World! The First Pot Shadow of Konoha! Do you even understand the significance of being the First?]

[Hashirama Senju: Are you talking about me? When did I become the Pot Kage? Aren't I the Hokage?]

[Tobirama Senju: Shut up, bro! This is none of your business! Go on your date with your Madara!]

[Hashirama Senju: Oh, I know! Madara, let's skip stones!!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, you idiot!!! Let's go!!!]

Mito Uzumaki: Snowflakes are falling~ The north wind is howling~~~~~~~

[Tobirama Senju: Uh... Sister-in-law, my brother just went skipping Madara Uchiha, he wasn't on a date! I just slipped up!!!]

[Mito Uzumaki: Heaven and earth ~ a vast expanse of white ~...

Meanwhile, Konohamaru also left with the others...

When Konohamaru saw this group of handsome older brothers and sisters, the older sisters exclaimed, "Sugakuichi!!!"

Doesn't this look just look incredibly cool?!

Naruto brother who just suppressed that painted-face cat in the battle!

And there's also the cool and handsome older brother Sasuke!

Shikamaru, the older brother, is surprisingly cold-blooded when he makes tough threats in a lazy and casual manner!

And Choji, the big brother who looks so reassuring while eating potato chips despite his muscular build!

And walking at the very front, with a Sword of the Thunder God tucked into his waistband, is Makoto Ito!

These older brothers and sisters are so handsome!!!

This is the goal I, Konohamaru, have wanted to pursue my whole life!!!

Konohamaru looked at everyone with shining eyes.

Meanwhile, Ino Yamanaka and Hinata Hyuga each clung tightly to Makoto Ito's arm!

"Cheng! You didn't actually fall for that wild woman from earlier, did you?!"

"Yeah, Makoto, you didn't actually fall for her, did you?"

Makoto Ito sighed deeply as he looked at the two women's tense expressions...

"My relationships with other women are just casual flings; you two are my true wings!!!"

Upon hearing Makoto Ito's words, Ino Yamanaka and Hinata Hyuga were instantly overjoyed...

That's right! Cheng-jun's relationships with others are just a charade; his two sisters are his wings!

[Madara Uchiha: You're really good at picking up girls, buddy. I'd call you the best at it!!! How could you say something so shameless? That's fucking awesome!!! Don't you feel embarrassed saying that?! Even I feel embarrassed listening to it!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: It really feels awkward. That brat clearly had his eye on that girl, but he managed to fool her with just a few words. It seems the Yamanaka Clan and Hyuga Clan girls have been blinded by love!]

[Mikoto Uchiha: Isn't this just pure scumbag talk?! Damn scumbag! Despicable scumbag! How dare he deceive a young girl's love!!!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: That's right! You're really going for it!!!]

[Minato Namikaze: This is what it looks like to be blinded by love, isn't it? Kushina and I were like that back then! I was also blinded by Kushina!]

[Kushina Uzumaki:??? Minato Namikaze, what do you mean? Are you saying I'm a scumbag?????...

[Minato Namikaze: I didn't mean it, honey!!! I was just thinking about our sweet childhood romance! To borrow Makoto Ito's words, you are my wings!!!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Shut up! Why did you have to use such a scumbag quote? Do you want to be a scumbag too?!]

[Minato Namikaze: Wife! I swear to God! I really didn't!!!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: I bet you wouldn't dare!!! Otherwise, I'll make you feel the pain!]