Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 21

Tobirama Senju is Furious

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Was my decision to distribute the Tailed Beasts truly a mistake?

Even my own brother thinks I was wrong!

Now, even my best friend, Madara Uchiha, believes I'm mistaken!

Did I really get it wrong?

Everything I did was in the hope that peace would come to the Ninja World! I distributed the Tailed Beasts to them, wasn't it so that there would be no more wars? But why didn't the wars stop?

At this very moment, Hashirama Senju had fallen into a state of self-doubt…

Though he said aloud that he hadn't made a mistake, deep down, a hint of doubt about his actions had begun to fester…

[Tobirama Senju: These damn bastards! Using the pretense of an alliance to seize our Konoha's Kekkei Genkai! How despicable! These damn bastards!!!] [Minato Namikaze: I've fought the Fourth Raikage before, so I know a bit about him. He's definitely an ambitious guy! It's not surprising he'd do something like this!] [Makoto Ito: Second Hokage, why are you so agitated? Besides, they didn't succeed, did they?] [Tobirama Senju: Why am I so agitated? You ask why I'm so agitated? Damn it, these awful people from the Land of Lightning! Coming to Konoha and acting so brazenly! Do you think I wouldn't be agitated? Do you think I wouldn't be angry?] [Makoto Ito: Uh… what I mean is, don't get so angry yet. Because if you're this angry now, you might just die of anger later!] [Tobirama Senju: What do you mean by that? What do you mean I might die of anger later? Is there something even more disgusting about to happen?]

At this moment, Tobirama Senju felt his temples throbbing. Damn it! These people from the Land of Lightning using the pretense of an alliance to seize Konoha's Kekkei Genkai was already infuriating enough! Could there be anything even more infuriating?

It was then that Tobirama Senju realized: Didn't he just start talking about Hizashi Hyuga's death? Hinata Hyuga is still in Konoha, which means the Land of Lightning's actions back then failed!

So how did Hizashi Hyuga die?

[Tobirama Senju: Hizashi Hyuga, you only said half of it just now. Go on, tell me, how exactly did you die? Was it to protect your niece? No, wait, didn't you say it was to protect your brother? What exactly happened?! Hurry up and explain it clearly to this old man! Damn it, you're making this old man furious! Were you killed by those Cloud Ninja? Then you're too useless! The younger brother of the Hyuga Clan's leader, actually getting killed by those Cloud Ninja!???] [Hizashi Hyuga: No… no… I wasn't killed by those Cloud Ninja. That Cloud Ninja was killed by my elder brother!] [Tobirama Senju: A Cloud Ninja was killed by your elder brother? Well, that's good! Did the Land of Lightning offer any explanation then? Most importantly, they were caught red-handed! Konoha should have demanded compensation from the Hidden Cloud Village, right?] [Hizashi Hyuga: ………Second Hokage, none of what you're saying happened…] [Makoto Ito: Caught red-handed? Explanations? Compensation?] [Tobirama Senju: What's wrong, boy? Is there something wrong with what I said? They were caught red-handed, so shouldn't there be compensation?] [Makoto Ito: Yes, there should be compensation! To tell you the truth, all of that happened!] [Tobirama Senju: Hmph! I knew it! If that monkey couldn't even handle something like that, then why is he Hokage? He might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes! These Cloud Ninja from the Land of Lightning are practically shitting all over Konoha! We should thoroughly crush their arrogance!] [Fugaku Uchiha: Heh heh, everyone says the Second Hokage is wise and courageous! And his intelligence is superb! But looking at him now, he seems like an idiot, doesn't he?] [Tobirama Senju: What the hell did you say? You evil Uchiha! Is there something wrong with what this old man said?] [Fugaku Uchiha: What's wrong? You'll know if you keep listening. Is there something wrong? Let Hizashi Hyuga continue…] [Tobirama Senju: Hizashi, you continue!] [Hizashi Hyuga: Although the Hidden Cloud Village's actions were exposed, and my elder brother personally killed the Cloud Ninja who came to abduct Hinata! They completely denied the incident! They even turned the tables! They claimed that our Hyuga Clan attacked and killed their team, who had come to form an alliance, for no reason!] [Tobirama Senju: What?! Holy crap! These Cloud Ninja from the Land of Lightning are truly shameless! Have they no shame at all?] [Madara Uchiha: When it comes to shamelessness, I'd say they're the strongest!] [Hashirama Senju: They truly are shameless!] [Izuna Uchiha: Go on, what happened next?] [Hizashi Hyuga: Later, the Hidden Cloud Village demanded an explanation from Konoha, and they even continuously put pressure on our Land of Fire's border! They demanded that we pay compensation!] [Tobirama Senju: ????? Go to hell!!! So *that's* where the talk of explanations, pressure, and compensation came from? It wasn't Konoha putting pressure on them, it wasn't them compensating us, but *us* compensating *them*?] [Tobirama Senju: Hahahaha!!! Oh, this is rich! This is truly rich! Come on, keep going! I want to see what kind of compensation those Cloud Ninja really want!] [Hizashi Hyuga: Their Cloud Ninja side demanded that Konoha hand over the culprit! That is, my elder brother, who killed their ninja, and also the leader of our Hyuga Clan!] [Tobirama Senju: Damn it!!! This is too much! Absolutely outrageous!] [Minato Namikaze: How dare they do this?] [Hashirama Senju: What a joke! How could Konoha agree to hand over its own comrades? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!] [Tobirama Senju: Wait! How did you say you died? You said you died in your elder brother's place! Don't tell me Konoha agreed to the Hidden Cloud Village's terms!!!] [Hizashi Hyuga: Ah, at the time, there was truly no other way, after all…………] [Tobirama Senju: Shut your mouth, old man! I just want to know if Konoha agreed to the Cloud Ninja's terms! You just need to answer yes or no?!]

At this moment, the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, felt like his lungs were about to explode from anger!

He had never felt so furious!

These Cloud Ninja had not only taken a dump on Konoha's head, but after taking a dump, they even peed on it!

[Hizashi Hyuga: Yes…………]
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