Today's First Kiss
Makoto Ito stared in disbelief at the shameless Uzuki Yugao ...
"How can you be so shameless?! Your first kiss?! It's like it wasn't my first kiss! You bastard, you attacked me when I wasn't looking! You stole my first kiss!!! You damn bastard!!!"
"Hey! Don't worry about it so much. Anyway, it's both our first kiss, so neither of us loses out..."
If you feel like you've lost out, I can kiss you again if it really comes to it. I'll just take the loss...
Makoto Ito made a move to kiss him.
"You... you get out of my way! You're trying to take advantage of me!!!"
Actually, Uzuki Yugao felt a little sweet inside after hearing Makoto Ito's words, after all, she was the one who got Makoto Ito's first kiss!!!
What's the use of having so many girlfriends?! It's been so long, and he still hasn't even had his first kiss! They're just a bunch of little brats; none of them have the charm of an older sister like me!
Come to think of it, they're just a bunch of immature girls. Do they even know what love is?!
No one can compare to my charm as the older sister!
Do you know that young boys these days like mature and charming older women like me?!
A bunch of little brats, they're nothing!
Thinking of this, Uzuki Yugao became incredibly confident!
However, what Uzuki Yugao didn't know was that the first kiss Makoto Ito mentioned was only his first kiss at this moment...
Madara Uchiha: This is truly eye-opening! You little brat, you're so shameless! How dare you say that was your first kiss? Have you been Hinata Hyuga and Ino Yamanaka every single day lately?
Even Karin Uzumaki has been kissed by you several times, hasn't she?! And that little girl from Sunagakure! Every time you see her, you kiss her twice and pat her little bottom. How can you say such shameless things?!
[Tobirama Senju: That's shameless! First kiss, my foot! That's hilarious!]
[Izuna Uchiha: The most outrageous thing is this little girl named Uzuki Yugao, she actually seems to believe it! She can believe such nonsense, it's utterly absurd!!!]
[Tobirama Senju: Since ancient times, deep affection has been fleeting, only tricks win hearts... Isn't this how scumbags deceive young girls?]
[Kushina Uzumaki: You scumbag!!!]
[Mikoto Uchiha: Disgusting!!!]
[Makoto Ito: Is there anything wrong with what I said? Is there anything wrong with saying it was my first kiss? Did I say when it was my first kiss? I'm talking about my first kiss today, is there a problem?!]
[Tobirama Senju: Today? If I remember correctly, you just kissed that little girl from the Hyuga Clan this morning, right? Even if today wasn't your first kiss!]
[Makoto Ito: That was my first kiss this afternoon!]
[Madara Uchiha: Just past noon, if I remember correctly, you kissed that Uzumaki Clan girl in the kitchen, right?! Just past noon, it should be afternoon now, right?!]
[Makoto Ito: Uh... that was our first kiss that evening!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: If you're talking about a first kiss at dusk, then there's really nothing wrong with that!]
[Tobirama Senju: Brother, shut up! Why are you still defending this scumbag? This kind of scumbag deserves to be killed by everyone!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: But the first kiss at dusk seems to have been fine!]
[Useha Madara: Idiot!]
[Hashirama Senju: Madara! Do you also want my first kiss this evening?! I'm coming!!!]
[Madara Uchiha: Get the hell out of here! Get as far away as you can! Take a taxi! I'll pay for the taxi!!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Why is he yelling "Cart!"? Who is Cart? Why are you hitting him? Is this guy who called Cart going to attack Konoha?! If so, we absolutely cannot let him get away with this!!!]
[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, you idiot! This is something Makoto said before! It probably meant "riding in a car"! I was just using it as an analogy!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: A metaphor? Who's the metaphor? Why the metaphor?! Does this metaphor mean they're going to attack Konoha?!]
[Madara Uchiha: I was just using an analogy! I wasn't hitting anyone! And the analogy isn't a person either!!! You idiot!!! I really can't communicate with you!!! Have you developed cerebellar atrophy?! I was just giving an example, do you understand what I mean by giving an example?!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Give me an example? I know chestnuts!!! Madara! You can't stump me with that!]
I love roasted chestnuts! They taste amazing, but why are they being held up like that? Does it taste even better when they're held up?! I'll definitely try that next time, holding them up before eating!
Madara Uchiha: Shut up! I'm fucking tired! Destroy it!
Seriously, how come I've never noticed all these years that your brain is practically indistinguishable from poop?!
Mito, is this how you two usually communicate at home?
I remember the Hashirama before weren't this stupid!!!
[Mito Uzumaki: This is already considered smart, after all, she knows that Chestnut likes to eat sugar-coated food... She didn't eat poop, which is already quite excellent...]
[Tobirama Senju: My older brother's brain... it's truly unbearable to look at! Embarrassing! Absolutely utterly embarrassing!!!]
[Minato Namikaze: The First Hokage's thought process is truly peculiar...]
[Makoto Ito: Your son isn't much better; they're both equally simple-minded!]
[Minato Namikaze: Uh...]
[Hashirama Senju: Does Little Naruto like roasted chestnuts too?!]
[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, you idiot!!!]
[Tobirama Senju: Shut up, bro!!!]
[Mito Uzumaki: I can't take it anymore!!! This is so embarrassing!!! Adamantine Chains!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Ahhhhhh, wife! Why did you hit me? Ahhhhhh!]