The Strongest Hokage Suddenly Appears!
[Madara Uchiha: So... are we being mocked?!]
[Tobirama Senju: It seems so!]
[Izuna Uchiha: Damn it! How dare you!!! You wretched brat, how dare you laugh at us!!!]
[Minato Namikaze: Suddenly I feel so inferior... What's wrong with me?]
[Fugaku Uchiha: Yeah... I suddenly felt a wave of inferiority wash over me too!]
[Kushina Uzumaki: It's okay, Minato! Small ones are cute too...]
[Mikoto Uchiha: Yeah, Fugaku... he's quite unique...]
[Minato Namikaze: Ugh... it hurts!!! It hurts so much!!! Is this hell?! Looking back, all I see is pain!!!]
[Fugaku Uchiha: I will create a world without dragons!!! This world is an illusion!!!]
[Makoto Ito: Tch!!! You little brat...]
Meanwhile, in the outside world at this very moment...
Jiraiya was still earnestly trying to persuade Tsunade to return to Konoha Tsunade become the Fifth Hokage!
But Tsunade simply said one thing: she disagreed!
You can choose whoever you want to Hokage, I'm not going to be Hokage!
Naruto Uzumaki was standing to the side, really couldn't sit still any longer!
"Hey!!! You wretched old woman!!!! So many of us came to invite you, and you still won't come back?! Becoming Hokage is such an honorable thing!!! But you all keep making excuses!!! The Pervy Sage did it, Makoto did it!!! And now even you, you wretched old woman, are doing it!!! This is simply too much!!!!"
Tsunade glanced at Naruto Uzumaki...
"And who are you, you little rascal?!"
"I am Naruto Uzumaki!!!"
"Oh... I've never heard of it!"
"You bastard! You wretched old woman, you've gone too far!!! My father is the Fourth Hokage!!!"
"Oh, so you're Naruto!"
"Blanching!!!!!"
Makoto Ito grabbed Naruto Uzumaki's shoulder...
"Naruto! You should show some respect to your future sister-in-law..."
Naruto Uzumaki nodded sheepishly upon hearing Makoto Ito's words...
"I understand!!! Hello, sister-in-law!!!"
Tsunade frowned, looking at Naruto Uzumaki ...
"Who's your sister-in-law? You little shorty, watch your mouth! First of all, I'm not calling you 'Hey,' I'm calling Tsunade! Don't keep calling me 'Hey, hey, hey'!"
And I don't want to become the Fifth Hokage! Becoming Hokage is something only fools do! They're all fools! What's so good about becoming Hokage? Are they just rushing to their deaths?!
Am I not happy now, drinking and gambling all the time?! Why should I go back with you guys? What kind of Hokage am I?!
You guys want me to go back to Hokage?! Fine, no problem!!!
"You all know who I am, I'm Tsunade! My grandfather is Hashirama Senju! And you little shorty, let me tell you, my grandfather is way more awesome than your father!!!"
Naruto Uzumaki pouted, clearly unconvinced!
"Who is Hashirama Senju?! I've never even heard of him!!!"
Tsunade looked at Naruto Uzumaki in disbelief...
"Kid, are you really a Konoha ninja?! You don't even know who Hashirama Senju is? Hashirama Senju is my grandfather! He's also our Konoha's first Hokage! And the Hokage all!!! Do you understand now?"
Naruto Uzumaki frowned and scratched his head...
"You're talking nonsense!!!! The strongest Hokage was clearly the Third Hokage!!!"
[Madara Uchiha: Pfft!!! Hahahaha!!! Here it comes again! This is a classic, absolutely a classic! The Third Hokage is the strongest Hokage! I think that brat said that before too... Hahahaha!!! I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, let me laugh for a bit first...]
[Tobirama Senju: Sometimes lies don't hurt, the truth is the sharpest blade! Evil Hiruzen Sarutobi, I wonder what you would think if you heard these words today?!]
Hiruzen Sarutobi: I...
[Hashirama Senju: What?! You...?! Are you really the strongest Hokage?! In that case, I'll have to see your skills for myself! Let me witness the strength of the strongest Hokage!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I was wrong!!! I was wrong!!! Don't hit me, don't hit me!!! I'm not the strongest Hokage at all! It's all just those teachers at the Ninja Academy flattering me!!! My strength is not even a fraction of what you, the First Hokage, are capable of!!! Please just ignore me and let me go, okay?!]
[Hashirama Senju: No, I can't! Because I never fart!!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: So... next... am I going to get beaten up again?!]
[Tobirama Senju: I'm not here to get beaten up! I want to experience the ultimate technique of the strongest Hokage!!! Water Release!!! Damn it, who built this dam!!!]
[Minato Namikaze: Hehehehehehehehehe... I'm in!!! Let me experience the power of the strongest Hokage!!! Sage Art!!! I'll fucking kill him with my kidneys!!!]
[Madara Uchiha: Since you're the strongest Hokage, that means you must be even stronger Hashirama, right?! I'll have to experience your skills firsthand! I hope you won't disappoint me! Rinnegan!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Sage Art! Deep Forest Emergence! Sage Art! Advent of a World of Flowering Trees! Sage Art! Wood Human Technique! Sage Art! Wood Dragon Jutsu! Sage Art! Wood Release! True Several Thousand Hands!]