Straight to the Bridal Chamber? (Bonus Chapter for "Harboring a Chancellor's Ambition")
Upon hearing Makoto Ito's words, Tsunade was completely dumbfounded...
You're practically dead, and you still can't stop trying to pick up girls?
Am I really worth you giving your life for?
Is love at first sight really possible in this world?
Would you really be willing to give your life for me the very first time you meet me?
Could it be that this kid really loves me?
Hashirama Senju, standing to the side, kept his face tightly shut, as if afraid he might burst out laughing at any moment...
We really didn't dare make a sound...
At that moment, Orochimaru realized something was wrong!
That was because he sensed Makoto Ito's Chakra, and at this moment, Makoto Ito was perfectly fine! His Chakra was incredibly active!!!
He doesn't look like someone who's about to die at all...
Meanwhile, Makoto Ito used the Nine-Tails 'Chakra to create a small network...
They even dragged in Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha Uzuki Yugao!
He then explained the situation to the group, explaining exactly what had happened.
The three were completely dumbfounded after hearing Makoto Ito's explanation!
Good heavens, you put on such a show just to pick up girls!!!
You bastard!!! The three of us were just so worried about you!!! Turns out it was all an act!!!
However, the three of them remained calm... After all, Makoto Ito had instructed them to feign sadness...
And so, the three of them still wore expressions of sadness...
Tsunade, on the other hand, was in a bit of a dilemma...
"You little brat... you..."
Makoto Ito clutched his chest...
"So you're still going to call me 'kid'? My life has been truly tragic... The woman I loved was right in front of me! But all I heard before I died was 'kid'..."
You just promised me that you'd marry me the moment your grandfather appeared in front of you!!! And you still want to seduce me!!! So you've been lying to me about all of this, haven't you?"
Tsunade was extremely flustered at this moment...
"I...you..."
"Enough... enough... it was all just wishful thinking on my part... I understand what you mean... but... I'm so unwilling to accept this!!!"
As Makoto Ito spoke, he even forced out a mouthful of blood using his Chakra...
He vomited it out with a "pfft"...
Tsunade was completely flustered at this moment, having completely forgotten that she was a medical ninja! In her panic, she even forgot that her hemophobia hadn't kicked in!
Seeing the blood spit out by Makoto Ito, he didn't feel dizzy at all! He didn't feel the slightest bit uncomfortable...
"Then... then what do you want me to do?!"
"Can you call me husband first?"
"Honey... is this okay? Are you happy now?"
"But you also said you could seduce me, you even said you'd marry me right here and now!!!"
"You damned thing! My... husband!!! You're about to die, and you're still thinking about all this nonsense?!?!"
"Can't you even grant me this last wish...?"
"I'll grant your wish, you old hag!!!!"
Tsunade suddenly hugged Makoto Ito and, to everyone's astonishment, kissed him!
"You little brat!!! Honey!!! Now it's my turn to seduce you!! Are you satisfied now?!"
Makoto Ito was completely stunned... In fact, even he hadn't expected Makoto Ito to Tsunade so fierce!!! She kissed him without saying a word!!!
So soft!
It smells so good!
So sweet!
This feels so good!!!
Orochimaru, seeing this, wore a half-smile that wasn't quite a smile...
Jiraiya's face was filled with bitterness...
Seeing Jiraiya's bitter expression, Orochimaru gently put his arm around Jiraiya's shoulder...
"You still have me!"
"Maruwan..."
"It's okay... Cry... You'll feel much better if you cry it out!"
"Waaaaah..."
Meanwhile, after Tsunade Makoto Ito, Makoto Ito immediately grabbed him and pulled him onto the ground!
"I'm the one who's hitting on you now!!!"
Makoto Ito was completely manipulated by Tsunade like a puppet on a string...
All they saw was Tsunade grab Makoto Ito's arm and force him to his knees...
Then he knelt down as well... The two of them were kneeling in the direction of Hashirama Senju!
"Grandpa!!! Your granddaughter is getting married today! And her husband is this little... he's my husband, Makoto Ito!!!"
Hashirama Senju was also dumbfounded!
He'd only just been resurrected and his granddaughter was already married?!
Holy crap!!! This is outrageous!!!
And so, after Makoto Ito and Tsunade kowtowed three times to Hashirama Senju... Tsunade then pulled Makoto Ito up again!
"Are you even able to move?! How about we go to the bridal chamber first?! This izakaya is right next to a hotel!!!"
At this moment, Tsunade's face was flushed red! She hadn't expected things to develop in this way!
But by then it was too late to stop!
Damn it, let's just go with the flow!
Makoto Ito was stunned for a moment! Looking at Tsunade's delicate face, beautiful twin tails, and enormous, sinister aura... he couldn't help but nod...
"Great... I can still move!!!! I absolutely must be able to move!!!!"
Upon hearing Makoto Ito's words, Tsunade Makoto Ito headed to the inn next door...
[Madara Uchiha: Holy crap, no way?! It's really going to come to this?!]
[Tobirama Senju: Brother, what are you doing?! These two are about to consummate their marriage, aren't you going to stop them?!]
[Makoto Ito: Second Hokage, you fucking talk too much!!!]