Big Hashi Takes Charge

Makoto Ito: Uncle Hizashi, it looks like the Hyuga Clan has declined somewhat as well. Do you need my help to restore the Hyuga Clan's former glory?

All you need to do is pass all your skills on to me! In the future, my and Hinata's child can take the Hyuga surname!

Hizashi Hyuga: Go die! Didn't you just promise the First Hokage and the Second Hokage that you'd revitalize the Senju Clan? Weren't you going to marry Tsunade? Why are you dragging Hinata into this now?

Makoto Ito: I promised the two Hokage, but I never said I'd only marry Tsunade! Can't I marry a few more?

Hizashi Hyuga: Heh heh! You philandering bastard! You're a scumbag!

Makoto Ito: How does that make me a scumbag? I just want to give every girl a home!

Hizashi Hyuga: Get lost, you bastard!

Makoto Ito: Then Uncle Hizashi, don't regret it later! Once my and Hinata's child is born, they won't be taking the Hyuga surname~~

In the Pure Land, Hizashi Hyuga ground his teeth in rage at Makoto Ito's words!

He even seriously considered whether he should give Makoto Ito his abilities.

After all, he was already dead. There was no way he could stop Makoto Ito from flirting with his little princess!

But now, Makoto Ito had obtained the Senju Clan's bloodline. If he were to get together with Hinata in the future, the child they had would surely be extraordinarily gifted, possessing both the Byakugan and the bloodlines of the Senju and Hyuga Clans. If that child could truly bear the Hyuga surname, then perhaps they really could restore the Hyuga Clan's glory!

At that thought, Hizashi Hyuga hurriedly shook his head!

What the hell was I just thinking about?

Hinata couldn't possibly be with him! Impossible, absolutely impossible! He was a philandering bastard! Besides, his older brother would never agree to this!

At that very moment, Makoto Ito suddenly came up with an excellent idea!

Makoto Ito: Although I was the one who offered to help the two Hokage revitalize the Senju Clan, what the First Hokage just gave me was indeed extremely precious! So, as the Group Leader, I've decided to reward the First Hokage! And it'll be a huge reward!

Hashirama Senju: What reward?

Tobirama Senju: At least the brat has a conscience!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set group member Hashirama Senju as a Group Administrator!

In the very next moment, three large words appeared above Hashirama Senju's avatar in the group: Group Administrator!

Hashirama Senju: Group Administrator? What's that?

Tobirama Senju: This is kind of interesting!

Madara Uchiha: What the fuck is this?

Hashirama Senju: Kid Makoto, what does this thing do?

Makoto Ito: It means you're now a Group Administrator in this group! You have the authority to mute anyone except the Group Leader! Of course, there are some other functions too. You can figure them out yourself!

Hashirama Senju: So that's how it is? Then I'll have to study it carefully! It looks pretty interesting!

Madara Uchiha: Fuck! Kid, you can't do this! Aren't you just sucking up to whoever gives you something?! This is going too far!

Makoto Ito: If you give me your Sharingan, I'll make you a Group Administrator too! What do you say? Tempted? Don't just be tempted—take action!

Madara Uchiha: Keep dreaming!

Izuna Uchiha: Brother, be glad that Hashirama Senju got the Group Administrator position instead of Tobirama Senju. Otherwise, every Uchiha in this group would be in for a miserable time!

Madara Uchiha: Do you think it's any better now? You really don't understand Hashirama Senju! He's an idiot—there's nothing he wouldn't do!

Hashirama Senju: Hm? I'm warning you, Madara! I'm a Group Administrator now! You'd better show me some respect! Got it?

Madara Uchiha: Fuck off! Don't get too cocky, Hashirama! Don't think I'll give you any face just because you're some damn Group Administrator!

Hashirama Senju: Oh? Madara! You're pretty arrogant, aren't you?! Accept your punishment!

Group member Madara Uchiha has been muted by Group Administrator Hashirama Senju for three minutes!

Hashirama Senju: Hehehehehehehe...

At that very moment, Madara Uchiha in the Pure Land flew into a furious rage!

"Damn it, Hashirama Senju! You fucking deserve to die!!!"

Tobirama Senju: Nicely done, Big Brother! I've disliked that bastard for ages! Mute him again once he gets out!

Group member Tobirama Senju has been muted by Group Administrator Hashirama Senju for three minutes!

??????

At that very moment, the Second Hokage in the Pure Land was covered in question marks.

Had his big brother gone blood-crazy?

Why had he muted even him?

What was going on?

Could it be that Big Brother had read the name wrong?

Had Big Brother meant to mute Izuna Uchiha, only to mute him instead?

That had to be it!

Makoto Ito: Tsk, tsk, tsk... Second Hokage, Second Hokage, should I call you smart or stupid? Don't you know about the bond between your big brother and Madara Uchiha? He can bully Madara Uchiha, he can curse Madara Uchiha, but you can't! Do you understand now?

Hashirama Senju: You brat really get me!

Mito Uzumaki: I told you two were having an affair! Look at this! For Madara Uchiha, you actually muted your own little brother! Hashirama Senju, you're really something!

Hashirama Senju: Mito! I advise you to show me some respect right now! I'm an administrator of the Chat Group now! Don't push me!

Mito Uzumaki: Fine! You became an administrator! You think you're so great now! You've already forgotten about me, your poor wife from back then! Go live with your Madara from now on! Don't ever come looking for me again! Hashirama Senju, go die!

Hashirama Senju: Hey, Mito! I was just joking. Why are you getting angry?

Mito Uzumaki: Shut up!

Hashirama Senju: Oh...

At that moment, Tobirama Senju, the Second Hokage in the Pure Land, stared at the scene in utter disbelief!

Fuck, is that really my biological brother?

Just because I said Madara Uchiha was a bastard, he muted me?

What kind of brother does that?

Why does it feel like he and Madara Uchiha are the real family?

Hashirama Senju: Hehehehehehehe...

Izuna Uchiha: Uh... That laugh sounds really evil!

Minato Namikaze: Yeah, it's like he's become a completely different person. That's really scary!