Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 28

Madara Uchiha Gets Carried Away

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Hashirama Senju: Madara! Go on, scream! Why aren't you screaming anymore? Oh my, why did you stop? Oh, so you got muted!

Hashirama Senju: Madara! Why aren't you cursing anymore? Don't you like cursing?

Hashirama Senju, who was usually mocked by Tobirama and Madara Uchiha, finally stood tall for once!

At this very moment, he was relentlessly taunting Madara Uchiha!

Meanwhile, Madara Uchiha in the Pure Land was so furious he nearly ground his teeth to pieces!

Three minutes! Did anyone know how he had spent those three minutes? Madara Uchiha had never felt three minutes pass so slowly!

At last, the three minutes passed, and Madara Uchiha's mute was lifted...

Madara Uchiha: Hashirama! You fucking— You're going too far...

Group member Madara Uchiha has been muted for three minutes by administrator Hashirama Senju!

Hashirama Senju: Madara, why can't you ever learn your lesson?

Makoto Ito: Holy shit, that's awesome!

Izuna Uchiha: Awesome!

Minato Namikaze: Awesome!

Hizashi Hyuga: Awesome!

At this moment, Tobirama Senju's mute period also ended...

Tobirama Senju: Holy shit, big brother, that was awesome! Don't mute me! I'll never badmouth Madara Uchiha again!

Hashirama Senju: Mm, that's my good little brother!

Madara Uchiha, who had been muted once again, was in an extremely foul mood!

Fuck, this was already the second time he had been muted!

That damned Hashirama Senju! That bastard Hashirama Senju! Bastard, bastard, bastard! Damn it!

But Madara Uchiha had no way to do anything about it. He could only rage impotently in the Pure Land!

Makoto Ito: Hahaha... Madara! You must be furious right now, huh? Are you helplessly raging? As the Group Leader, let me kindly remind you: the Group Leader's authority is higher than an administrator's! If an administrator mutes you, the Group Leader can pull you back out!

Of course, I can't just step in for no reason! So you know what to do! As long as you give me something worthwhile, it's not like I can't pull you out!

At this moment, Madara Uchiha in the Pure Land was seeing red! He no longer cared about whether he should cultivate Makoto Ito, and he had completely forgotten whether Makoto Ito might interfere with his plans!

He directly sent Makoto Ito a gift.

Group member Madara Uchiha gifted the Group Leader Makoto Ito a ninjutsu: *Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation*!

Seeing that Madara Uchiha had really taken the bait, Makoto Ito's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly clicked to claim it!

Not bad, not bad! Another ninjutsu in the bag!

It had to be said, Hashirama Senju had done beautifully this time!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has lifted group member Madara Uchiha's mute!

Madara Uchiha: Hahahahaha! Hashirama! Didn't expect that, did you? I'm back! You fucking—

Administrator Hashirama Senju has muted group member Madara Uchiha for three minutes!

At that moment, Madara Uchiha, whose words had been cut off halfway through, was completely dumbfounded!

He had truly been blinded by rage just now! He had forgotten that while Makoto Ito could pull him out, Hashirama could kick him right back in!

So what exactly had been the point of gifting that ninjutsu to Makoto Ito?

Was it just so he could say half a sentence?

Madara Uchiha stared blankly at the chat window before him...

Makoto Ito: Oh my! I'm really sorry! I forgot! The First Hokage is still an administrator, isn't he?! Even if I pull you out, he can kick you right back in! I'm really sorry!

The other group members were all stunned by this maneuver!

You could do that?

That was unbelievably slick!

At this moment, Hashirama Senju began provoking Madara Uchiha's nerves again!

Hashirama Senju: Hahahahahaha!!! Madara! You always call me an idiot! But I think you're the real idiot! Did you forget I'm an administrator? Did you forget I can toss you back into the Black Room? This is killing me! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Madara Uchiha in the Pure Land immediately saw red when he read Hashirama Senju's message!

"Aaaaaah!!! Hashirama Senju! You deserve to die!!!"

"Right! Didn't Makoto Ito say there was a duel function in the group before? I want to duel Hashirama! I'll show him what for! I'll beat him until he's crawling around looking for his teeth!!!"

Madara Uchiha began searching for the duel function!

At last, he found a duel button on the chat screen!

He clicked it immediately!

Group member Madara Uchiha has requested a duel with group member Hashirama Senju!

Hashirama Senju: What's this?

Makoto Ito: It's the duel function I mentioned before! Group members can challenge each other to duels. If the other party agrees, the duel begins immediately!

Hashirama Senju: So that's how it works!

With that, Hashirama Senju saw the Accept and Reject buttons on his chat screen and clicked Reject without hesitation!

Hashirama Senju: Hehehehehehe! Madara! You must be furious, right? You must be so anxious, right? Well, I'm rejecting you anyway! Hehehe! So, how about that?

Group member Hashirama Senju has declined the duel invitation from group member Madara Uchiha!

As Madara Uchiha watched that line float across his chat window, his entire body trembled uncontrollably with rage!

"Hashirama, you bastard!!!!!!!"

Makoto Ito: A friendly reminder! The Group Leader can forcibly start a duel between two people! Of course, you'll need to show some sincerity!

At this moment, Madara Uchiha lost his head once again!

Group member Madara Uchiha gifted the Group Leader Makoto Ito a ninjutsu: *Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet*!

Seeing this, Makoto Ito hurriedly clicked Accept!

Another Fire Release Ninjutsu! Wonderful, wonderful! Today was a good day—everything he wanted was falling into place...

Group Leader Makoto Ito has started a duel! Duel participants: Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha! Group chat notification! The losing side of the duel will be punished!

Madara Uchiha froze when he saw this!

What? There was a punishment too?

But Madara Uchiha could no longer worry about that! He simply could not suppress his urge to give Hashirama Senju a savage beating!!!

The rage in his heart was impossible to restrain!

Preparing to enter the Duel Arena!

Watching the two of them head to the Duel Arena just like that, Makoto Ito smiled happily!

After all, why did the group chat have a punishment feature in the first place?

Minato Namikaze: Damn, are they really going to fight?!

Tobirama Senju: I think Madara Uchiha is just going there to get beaten up!

Izuna Uchiha: What did you say? Get lost, Tobirama! Are you looking for a duel too?

Tobirama Senju: Bring it on! Who's afraid of who?!

Hizashi Hyuga: It would be great if we could watch those two fight in person! They're both legendary ninja, after all!

Minato Namikaze: Yeah, it would be great if we could watch!

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