Danzo Beaten into Insanity
(Bonus chapter for "The Calm and Collected Akizuki Marina" who updated so much!!!)
But everyone saw these eyes...
Look to the left with your left eye, and walk to the right with your right eye...
Two eyes, each looking at its own...
His nose is crooked too...
His mouth was crooked... and it even twitched from time to time... drool was flowing out...
Left hand makes a six, right hand makes a seven...
He kept letting out silly giggles...
"Hehehe... hehehe... Big black ball! So beautiful! Big black ball! So beautiful! A big Buddha with so many hands!!! So many hands, so many hands! A big Buddha with so many hands!!!"
One big tiger, two kittens, three ducklings, and four squirrels!!!
A flock of ducks swam across the bridge in front of the gate... Come quick, come quick, count them, one of them is Hiruzen!!
Slaughtering your feet by Hiruzen... you'll be bitten by mosquitoes everywhere... and a giant bear will come at night! No one can escape...
The sun shines on the incense burner, producing purple smoke... The Hiruzen Sarutobi fill the sky...
Seeing Shimura Danzō's state, everyone fell into deep thought...
"Is this... is this idiocy?!"
"It seems so!!!"
"Oh no!!!! I've gone mad, what do I do?!"
"And don't you guys think this is a bit outrageous? They're completely dumbfounded, yet they still can't forget Hiruzen Sarutobi!!! That's the power of bromance!!!"
Hiruzen Sarutobi was also sweating profusely as he looked at Danzo, and at that moment, Danzo also looked at Hiruzen Sarutobi, even blowing him a kiss...
"Hehehe... Little Zhanzhan... Big Bear... Ehehehehehehehe..."
Madara Uchiha frowned as he watched this scene...
"What do we do?!"
Tobirama Senju frowned as well...
"Why don't we ask Makoto Ito? After all, the Chat Group is his territory; maybe he has a way to cure it?"
"Then let's ask!"
[Madara Uchiha: Makoto! Are you there?! Something's wrong! We've driven Danzo crazy! Can this Chat Group heal him?!]
At this very moment, Makoto Ito had returned home. Tsunade had gone to prepare for her Hokage handover ceremony, while Makoto Ito was at home with the Konoha 12 Rookies Konoha...
He was still with his girlfriends, all lovey-dovey, and didn't pay attention to what was happening in the Chat Group. After all, it was just beating Danzo, nothing really worth watching...
But then he suddenly received a message in the Chat Group, and Makoto Ito was completely stunned...
Are you out of your mind?
What the heck is this?!
How do you play it?
Is this guy serious?!
You didn't treat his chrysanthemum cruelly, did you?!
No way, no way!!!
Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?!
What on earth did you do?!
[Makoto Ito: What the hell?! What did you guys just do?!]
[Madara Uchiha: We've Danzo!!!]
[Makoto Ito: What did you guys do?!!!!]
Madara Uchiha had no choice but to recount everything that had just happened to Makoto Ito...
After listening, Makoto Ito exclaimed, "Awesome!"
I never expected Madara Uchiha to Chibaku Tensei! Danzo really is ruthless! He even dared to mock Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju!
And another thing! Might Duy has actually developed a new move!!! However, this move seems somewhat similar to Might Guy's Night Guy!!!
But is it because Dai developed this feature that it's called Night Duy?!
Makoto Ito was now filled with regret. He wished he had watched the spectacle first!
Makoto Ito adjusted the perspective to that of Little Konoha...
All that could be seen was an enormous, deep pit, with Danzo still sitting there, chuckling foolishly...
[Makoto Ito: He's incurable, beyond saving! The Chat Group can only guarantee you won't die inside, or rather, it can revive you, but it can't cure mental illness! So he'll probably stay like this forever... incurable... unless he recovers on his own... there's nothing I can do...]
[Madara Uchiha: What do we do now! We're out of toys, aren't we?! There's really no sense of accomplishment with just an idiot like him!!! Can't we think of a way to cure him?!]
Makoto Ito: I really don't have a way... I can't revive him right now, since he didn't fully inherit his strength from me. If I could revive him, I might be able to have Tsunade examine him, but in his current state, there's no way to revive him!
Perhaps there is a way. I've heard that mentally ill people are very attached to their most cherished possessions! Even now, in his dazed state, he can't forget my teacher, Hiruzen Sarutobi. Maybe we could use Hiruzen Sarutobi to stimulate him, or have my teacher take care of him... perhaps then he can return to normal...
[Madara Uchiha: Is that so?! Alright then! From now on, Hiruzen Sarutobi will take care of her...]
Upon hearing Makoto Ito's words, everyone nodded... and all turned their gazes toward Hiruzen Sarutobi...
Seeing everyone's gazes, Hiruzen Sarutobi forced a nod...
"Alright! Leave it to me! I'll make sure he recovers as quickly as possible!"
As he spoke, Shimura Danzō Hiruzen Sarutobi went forward to help Danzo Shimura up...
But to everyone's surprise, Danzo pulled a lump of excrement from his own anus and smeared it all over Hiruzen Sarutobi's old face...
"Hehehehe... Little Hiruzen... eats poop... after eating poop... plays with poop... my poop is so delicious... hehe..."