Relaxed Orochimaru (Bonus Chapter for "Proper Xipan King"!!!)
Ino and Hinata looked at Makoto Ito with some curiosity...
"Makoto! Madara Uchiha just said he learned this song from you? You can sing too?!"
Uzuki Yugao smiled and said...
"Cheng not only can sing, but he sings really well!!!"
"Sister Yugao! Have you heard of this before?!"
"Of course I've heard of it!"
Hinata and Ino immediately pouted their lips...
"Damn it!!! Makoto! You never sang for the two of us!!!"
Makoto Ito smiled helplessly...
"I'll sing for you two later! Don't worry!!!"
Meanwhile, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju were still showing off their singing skills...
At this very moment, Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki had just been confronting the two, were completely dumbfounded!
Naruto Uzumaki jumped three feet high!
"Those two despicable, Cold-faced Uncle First Hokage Uncle! You two actually went to rehearse secretly!!!"
Sasuke Uchiha also frowned...
"As the Uchiha King of Pretension, I can't even sing!!! This is outrageous!!! This is supposed to be my turn to sing! This is supposed to be my turn to show off!!!"
And so, both of them turned their gazes to Makoto Ito...
"Sincerity!!! Teaches us!!!"
Makoto Ito could only nod helplessly.
"Okay, okay, no problem! I'll teach you two when I have time!!!"
Upon hearing Makoto Ito's reply, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha nodded in satisfaction...
The two men pouted in annoyance as they watched Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha continue their loud singing...
"Damn it, you two win this round!!!"
"But next time, as the Uchiha King of Pretension, I will absolutely not lose!!!"
At this very moment, Tsunade, having finished her day's work, is on her way to Makoto Ito's villa...
With him were Orochimaru and Jiraiya...
Tsunade walked listlessly at the front... She hadn't realized how terrifying becoming Hokage was! There was just too much work!!!
Today is only my first day in office! And I'm already almost out of breath from exhaustion. Luckily, Orochimaru and Jiraiya helping me...
Otherwise, I'd probably have to spend the night in the Hokage Office tonight...
"Everyone should be with Makoto, right..."
Orochimaru stuck out his tongue, about to lick his cheek, but then remembered what Sasuke Uchiha had told him earlier, and retracted his tongue...
"They should be here! I heard that my dear junior brother created many Shadow Clones to buy food. Right now, they should be feasting, right?"
Jiraiya's eyes lit up when he heard this!
"Great!!! I've been starving!!!"
Tsunade instantly perked up!
"Let's get out of here!!! I'm starving!!! Those bastards! Especially my grandfather, my second grandfather, and the Fourth Hokage! They're all Hokage, yet they left the three of us to work in the Hokage Office while they went off to have fun!!!! It's absolutely outrageous!!!!"
Orochimaru also sighed...
"I should never have come back to Konoha!!! Who would have thought that the first thing I'd do upon returning would be to help you with your paperwork!!! This is not something I Cold Lord Orochimaru, should be doing!!! Our trio has clearly defined roles!!!"
Jiraiya, hearing Orochimaru's words, became somewhat curious, as did Tsunade, who was standing nearby. They both looked over with curiosity...
"What are our roles as a trio? How come I've never known?!"
Orochimaru just smiled...
"Of course, Tsunade is in charge of being beautiful!!!"
Tsunade nodded in satisfaction upon hearing Orochimaru's words!
"At least you can talk, you stinking snake!!!"
Then he saw Orochimaru again and continued...
"As for me? My job is to be handsome and dashing!!!"
Tsunade upon hearing Orochimaru's words...
"You're so vain! How come I never noticed you were so vain, you stinky snake?!"
Orochimaru chuckled...
"Because I used to have so many worries! It was hard to completely relax. Now that I've finally relaxed, I've discovered that life seems quite wonderful! I have to say, I really like my life now..."
Tsunade and Jiraiya both smiled when they heard Orochimaru's words...
Jiraiya then asked Orochimaru urgently!
"And what about me? What about me?! What am I responsible for?!"
Orochimaru glanced sideways at Jiraiya...
"You!!! The thing you're in charge of is extremely important!!!"
Jiraiya hearing Orochimaru's words, Jiraiya instantly straightened his chest and back!
"Tell me quickly, what am I responsible for?!"
"You're responsible for being brain-dead and mentally challenged, lowering the overall intelligence level of our team..."
"Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Tsunade hearing Orochimaru's words, Tsunade couldn't help but burst into laughter...
After Orochimaru finished speaking, even he laughed...
Naturally, he frowned and scratched his head...
"What?! This is my job! You two are absolutely going too far!!! No one's leaving until you've punished yourselves with three drinks!!!"
Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya with a grin...
"No problem! I can punish myself with ten cups of wine, no problem!!!"
"You said it yourself!!!"
"I said it! I, Cold Lord Orochimaru, never go back on my word!!!"
"Let's go quickly, I can't wait!!!"
And so, the three of them hurried towards Makoto Ito's villa...