Hiruzen's Pipe
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Makoto! I must say, you did a really great job!!! Your teacher is so proud of you! The thing I'm most grateful for right now is that I once took you as my disciple!!! I hope that under your guidance, Konoha will get better and better!!! Your teacher believes you can do it...]
When Hiruzen Sarutobi spoke in the Chat Group, everyone with a chat window was momentarily stunned...
[Madara Uchiha: Tch!!! You still have the nerve to talk in the group chat? Have you seen how prosperous Konoha is now? Let me tell you, sometimes change isn't a bad thing; stagnation is truly foolish!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: That's right... Konoha is indeed thriving right now! I'm truly delighted!!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I've been reflecting on myself lately... When I was young, when my teacher had just passed the Hokage Position to me, I also wanted to make something of myself! Back then, people in the Ninja World called me a Shinobi Hero!]
But I don't know what happened, or when it started, but I became timid and hesitant. I began to crave power, I became obsessed with power, and I worried that the Hokage Position would fall into someone else's hands! I even became wary of my own disciples...
From that time on, the power of Konoha was firmly held in the hands of us old guys. I even indulged Danzo's actions because Danzo wanted to become Hokage, so he would definitely eliminate his rivals. In fact, this was also helping me to consolidate my Hokage Position!
Looking back now, I realize how foolish I was...
That was utterly foolish!!! I truly regret it...
[Shimura Danzō: Hehehe... You big idiot... Hehehe... I'm a big idiot... You're a big idiot too... Big idiot, big idiot, let's eat big poop together!... Hiruzen!! You'll regret this!!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Danzo!!! I!!! I really regret it...]
[Shimura Danzō: Hehehe... Regret... Regret... If you regret it, you'll have to eat poop together! Once you eat poop, you won't regret it...]
[Shimura Danzō: Don't cry... I'll give you poop to eat... Don't cry... Hehehe...]
Meanwhile, everyone was also seeing what was happening in Little Konoha through the Chat Group...
Hiruzen Sarutobi and Shimura Danzō sat there in front of Little Konoha's gate...
Little Konoha was deserted at the moment, and the two figures standing there looked rather desolate...
Danzo, still looking completely idiotic, stood to the side, making a six with his left hand and a seven with his right, glancing left with his left eye and right with his right eye...
He was still holding a pile of poop in his hand...
Hiruzen Sarutobi shed two lines of tears...
Just then, Danzo wiped his hands with dirt... cleaning off the excrement...
Then he reached into his clothes, into a close-fitting chest pocket...
All I saw was Danzo, who seemed to have taken out a pipe...
"Don't cry... don't cry... I'll give you poop, I'll give you poop..."
Hiruzen Sarutobi was really having a headache dealing with Danzo, so he slapped Danzo's Teuchi aside with a wave of his hand...
"Danzo!!!! I told you!!! You can't eat that stuff!!!! Even if you're stupid, you wouldn't eat poop, would you???"
Because of Hiruzen Sarutobi's attack, Danzo, who was already clumsy, had his pipe fly out of his hand and fall to the ground with a thud...
Danzo, on the other hand, simply crawled over and picked up the pipe as if it were a treasure...
"My poop...my poop...this is Hiruzen's favorite poop..."
Although Danzo was completely stunned at this moment, he still treated the pipe like a treasure, wiping it in his arms before gently crawling to Hiruzen Sarutobi's side...
"Poop... poop..."
At this moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi was stunned for a moment!
Because Danzo was holding wasn't excrement at all!!!
It was his old pipe!
Danzo!!! You!!!
"Hehe... poop... don't cry... there's... poop..."
At this moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi was already in tears! His hands trembled as he accepted the Danzo ...
"Danzo... thank you!!!"
He grabbed Shimura Danzō, disregarding the fact that Danzo in golden light. The two old men embraced like this in front of the deserted Little Konoha gates...
Meanwhile, Shimura Danzō was still foolishly shouting, "Poop... poop..."
[Madara Uchiha: Sigh... Seeing this scene, I really don't know what to say! This is what they call "the pitiful often have something hateful about them"...]
[Minato Namikaze: Who could have imagined that the once invincible elder of Konoha, the former leader of Root, would become like this?]
[Tobirama Senju: All of this is preordained... There are gods watching over us; if you do too many bad things, you will naturally receive retribution...]
[Hashirama Senju: Although... although Danzo has done many wrong things... although I am also very angry! I wish I could beat him to death! But seeing this scene... I feel very sad... sigh...]
[Izuna Uchiha: If he weren't mentally ill now, I wonder what he would most like to say if he saw Konoha now?]
[Hatake Sakumo: Perhaps he'll regret it too...]