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After Shimura Danzō left, all that remained in the class were Kakashi Hatake, the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi, and four little brats...

"Lord Hokage!"

Kakashi bowed to the Third Hokage!

The Third Hokage nodded! He then turned to Makoto Ito and Naruto, explaining...

"That person was an elder of Konoha. He's not a bad person, so don't worry!"

Hearing this, Makoto Ito rolled his eyes inwardly...

"What a shameless person! And he's not even a bad guy? If Kakashi hadn't been here today, he would have attacked me directly, right?"

The Third Hokage continued speaking.

"Since you're all here today, let's have a self-introduction! Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, you three can also introduce your Kakashi-sensei. As for me, I'll just sit here and listen in!"

And Makoto Ito, from today onwards, you are my disciple! Although you have become my disciple, you also know that I am the Hokage and don't have much time to teach you. So, under normal circumstances, you will still have to go on missions with other classes. Kakashi is an excellent ninja!

Like you, I was a genius at the Ninja Academy! I became Jonin at such a young age! You might even be working with Team 7 someday, so let's get acquainted today!

And so, because of Makoto Ito and the Third Hokage, Team 7 began their self-introductions in the classroom...

Kakashi glanced at Makoto Ito, then at the three little brats in front of him.

"Let's start by introducing ourselves..."

All I saw was Naruto pursing his lips...

"Teacher! Shouldn't we ask others to introduce themselves first?"

Kakashi didn't react to Naruto's words, and simply said...

"My Kakashi Hatake. As for what I like and dislike, I don't want to tell you... um... as for my ideals... um... that's all..."

Kakashi didn't change his self-introduction just because the Third Hokage was present; he remained as unmotivated as in the original story!

The Third Hokage didn't say anything about it, after all, he knew Kakashi's personality all too well!

[Hatake Sakumo: How did Kakashi become like this? He seems completely devoid of motivation! How can he become a good ninja like this? What a bastard! He's completely disgraced the Hatake Clan! He might as well send him home to shovel manure!!!]

[Minato Namikaze: Sakumo- senpai, you can't say that. Kakashi is actually very talented! It's just that some things happened in the past that really hit him too hard. First, there was your death, senpai, and then the death of his best friend. Since then, Kakashi has seemed to lack motivation in everything he does...]

[Makoto Ito: No, no, no, there's still one thing that can motivate him!]

[Minato Namikaze: Oh? What is it?]

[Hatake Sakumo: Yeah, what's up?]

[Makoto Ito: Look at the little prince!]

[Minato Namikaze:?????????????...

[Hatake Sakumo:??????????????? ]

[Makoto Ito: Didn't you guys see he's holding a book right now? That's a work by the Ninja World author, Jiraiya! It's called Icha Icha Paradise!!!]

[Hatake Sakumo: That damn brat!!! Okay, okay, he only learns bad things! How did he end up liking this kind of garbage? I've heard of Jiraiya's reputation since he was alive; it was absolutely infamous! You can imagine what kind of rubbish he'll produce!]

[Minato Namikaze: This...]

Madara Uchiha: This is hilarious! A Jonin Konoha, his hobby is watching "Royal Uncle" (a reference to a character from a popular Chinese novel)?! What kind of weird ninjas are there in Konoha these days?!

Oh, right, that Jiraiya, didn't you guys say he was one of the legendary Sannin, famous throughout the Ninja World? Was he famous just for writing erotic novels? Is this what "famous throughout the ninja world" means? That's hilarious!

[Tobirama Senju: By the way, Makoto, is Jiraiya Sarutobi Sarutobi's apprentice? I remember you mentioned it before!]

[Makoto Ito: Yes, Hiruzen Sarutobi had three disciples in total: your granddaughter Tsunade, and two commoner ninjas, Orochimaru Jiraiya. All three were considered quite talented and later became one of the legendary Sannin, known in the martial arts world as the Konoha's Yellow, Gambling, and Poison !]

[Tobirama Senju: What the heck?]

[What is Hashirama Senju?]

[Madara Uchiha: What the hell are pornography, gambling, and drugs?]

[Makoto Ito: It's these three—one's into prostitution, one's into gambling, and one's into drugs. So, in the underworld, they're known as Konoha's Yellow, Gambling, and Poison "! They're all excellent disciples trained by Hiruzen Sarutobi! Tsunade loves gambling, so she represents gambling. Jiraiya, like his teacher, is a womanizer, so he represents prostitution! As for Orochimaru, he's the remaining one, the "drug"—his lifelong hobby is research! Whatever the repetition: snakes spit on me, I spit on snakes, snakes spit on me, I spit on snakes... his main strength is that he's unkillable!]

[Tobirama Senju: What the hell is this bunch of freaks? I don't quite understand what you're talking about. What do you mean by "snakes spit on me, I spit on snakes, snakes spit on me, I spit on snakes"? What kind of weirdo is this Orochimaru?]

[Makoto Ito: Because he was afraid of dying, he researched a whole bunch of forbidden techniques that made Danzo immortal. To be honest, I think Orochimaru was a real genius. Danzo's arm was Orochimaru's creation! In terms of scientific research, he was absolutely top-notch in the entire Ninja World! It's a pity he also became Rogue Ninja...]

[Tobirama Senju: According to you, Orochimaru should be a talented person, so why did he become Rogue Ninja? And his master was the Hokage, so why did he still betray Konoha?]

[Makoto Ito: There are many reasons. First, regarding the position of Fourth Hokage, Orochimaru was originally a contender, but Fourth Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi handed the position to Minato Namikaze, who was easier to control. After all, Minato was easier to control than Orochimaru...]

Minato Namikaze: This...

[Tobirama Senju: Fourth Hokage, don't interrupt!]

[Makoto Ito: Actually, that's not the most important thing. After all, Orochimaru wasn't that obsessed with the position of Fourth Hokage.]

In fact, several things truly transformed Orochimaru. One of them was the death of his parents, which made him realize the fragility of life.

Later, the death of his teammate, Tsunade's boyfriend, made him feel the fragility of life even more, until finally, the last straw broke the camel's back!

That is Nawaki Senju, the purest descendant of your Senju Clan! And the grandson of the First Hokage! Nawaki Senju!