Chakra Paper

[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato! Stay away from Fugaku from now on!!! No wonder you two were always together when you were alive! Talking about how it was for the Uchiha Clan to integrate into Konoha? I never imagined you two had an affair!!!]

[Minato Namikaze: Wife! Let me explain! Oh, no, I mean, let me explain! There's really nothing between us!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Sisters! I really never imagined that our husbands would actually...]

[Mikoto Uchiha: Don't say anything, sister, I didn't expect this either...]

[Kushina Uzumaki: I really want to cry right now!]

[Mito Uzumaki: Let the child cry, they'll get used to it after a while...]

Seeing this, Makoto Ito burst out laughing. He really hadn't expected another couple to appear! Shouldn't his Chat Group be called the Konoha Chat Group? Or maybe the Gay Chat Group????

Why are one or two of them so strange?

Why do these two people always end up forming strange couples in weird places?

Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were like that, Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha were like that, Hatake Sakumo and Might Duy were like that, and now there's Minato Namikaze and Fugaku Uchiha...

I wonder if this group chat has a name-changing function? Maybe I should change it to "Gay Chat Group"...

[Madara Uchiha: Isn't this the Tailed Beast Mode Nine-Tails Calamity you two used when I fought Hashirama?]

[Minato Namikaze: So Senior Madara, you'd already done this before! But I don't think "The Tailed Beast Calamity" sounds very good. How about "Explosive Mech Penetration: Invincible Nine-Tails Spiral Light Roar Divine Weapon Cannon: Super Evolution of the Mighty Tailed Beast' Invincible Difficulty!!!"]

[Hashirama Senju: I think it would be better to call it "Super Tailed Beast Susanoo Explosion: Invincible Three Difficult Techniques of the Great Armor!"]

[Minato Namikaze: I still think "Explosive Mecha Penetration: Invincible Nine-Tails Spiral Light Roar Divine Weapon Cannon: Super Evolution Mighty Armor Tailed Beast Invincible" sounds better.]

[Madara Uchiha: You two, shut up! With your ability to name Ninjutsu, don't try to show off your existence, okay?]

[Tobirama Senju: I must say, the way my older brother and the Fourth Hokage named their children was really... really quite peculiar!]

[Hizashi Hyuga: Show!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Amazing!]

[Shinku Yuhi: The Beauty of the Flower!]

[Hatake Sakumo: Nature's artistry is truly divine!]

Makoto Ito, who was on his way to the Hokage Office, almost spat out his drink when he saw the message in the Chat Group!

It has to be said that the First Hokage and Fourth Hokage had truly unique ideas for naming their Ninjutsu!

Why do those two always come up with such strange names for Ninjutsu?

What are their thought processes like?

[Shisui Uchiha: I've noticed that you all seem to have partners, but I'm the only one without one...]

[Mikoto Uchiha: Shisui, no, that's a good thing! Do you also want to become a legendary gay man?]

[Shisui Uchiha: Uh...]

[Makoto Ito: Oh well, what can I do? Itachi Uchiha isn't in the group chat. Otherwise, Shisui and he would definitely find common ground!]

[Mikoto Uchiha:!!! Itachi!? ]

[Fugaku Uchiha: Shisui, you and Itachi...]

[Shisui Uchiha: Uncle and Aunt, don't listen to Makoto Ito's nonsense! Itachi and I are just like-minded partners!!!]

[Makoto Ito:??? What's your hurry? I didn't say anything strange. I just said that Itachi Uchiha isn't here. If he were here, you two would have a lot in common. What's the rush? Do you have some strange feelings for Itachi Uchiha?]

[Shisui Uchiha:... I... I... I've always considered him my younger brother!!!]

And so, while scrolling through the group chat and observing the strange conversations, Makoto Ito arrived at the Hokage Office...

"Teacher!!! I'm fucking here!!!"

All I saw was Makoto Ito slam open the door to the Hokage Office...

Meanwhile, in his office, Hiruzen Sarutobi frantically put away his Crystal Ball ...

"Ah... it's you, Makoto! You're here early!"

[Tobirama Senju: What did Sarutobi just put away?]

[Hashirama Senju: Yeah, yeah, it looks like a Crystal Ball?]

[Madara Uchiha: Tch, what's so special about hiding a tiny Crystal Ball?]

[Makoto Ito: This is the spying Ninjutsu I told you about before, called the Telescope Jutsu. It's performed using this Crystal Ball. You can see anything you want to see through this Crystal Ball ~~~]

[Hashirama Senju: I see. So he was spying on us too!]

[Tobirama Senju: That damned Sarutobi! Does he even have a shred of Hokage dignity?! Is the Hokage Office a place for him to spy on?! That damned bastard!!!]

Makoto Ito ignored the Second Hokage outburst in the Chat Group!

"Teacher, what were you doing just now?"

All I saw Hiruzen Sarutobi, feigning composure, straightening his Hokage's Ceremonial Robe and taking a deep drag on his pipe...

"Of course, the teacher was thinking of countermeasures for the development of Konoha! Look, the teacher is so tired that his nose is bleeding..."

As Hiruzen Sarutobi spoke, he hurriedly wiped the blood flowing from his nose...

Makoto Ito naturally didn't expose Hiruzen Sarutobi's lie, although he really wanted to learn the Telescope Jutsu.

"Teacher, what Ninjutsu will we learn next?"

All that was seen was Hiruzen Sarutobi taking out a Chakra Paper.

"This thing is called Chakra Paper. It can test what kind of Chakra you have. You should also know that Chakra is a kind of energy produced by the perfect fusion of our physical energy and spiritual energy. Our training as ninjas is inseparable from our own Chakra!"

Our body's Chakra is divided into five elements: fire, wind, lightning, earth, and water. These five elements are also mutually restraining: fire restrains wind, wind restrains lightning, lightning restrains earth, earth restrains water, and water restrains fire!

It must be said that Sarutobi Nissan, when he was teaching Makoto Ito, explained things in great detail, covering all the different Chakra natures with Makoto Ito...