Southern Decisive Battle (II)
Upon hearing His Majesty the King's words, Divine Constable Di jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
"Fish head filling, what did you just call me? (Diphiya)"
Facing the imposing Divine Constable Di, His Majesty the King stood up and said, word by word, "Di... Fatty... Fatty!"
"Fish head filling? I'll fight you to the death!"
Seeing the Divine Constable Di, His Majesty the King was not afraid at all. He Teleportation himself to the Mevajena Fortress and then said smugly, "Fatty Di, come and catch me if you dare!"
"Ah!"
Upon hearing those two taboo words again, Divine Constable Di instantly lost his mind and, like a runaway train, crashed straight into the Mevajena Fortress.
"Hey! Sister Diphiya, I'm on the side of the enemy! The enemy is behind us!"
Seeing that Divine Constable Di ignored the warning and continued to rush towards it, the Mevajena Fortress immediately activated its movement mode and changed its coordinates.
"Boom!"
Just as the Mevajena Fortress and the culprit dodged, Divine Constable Di crossed their original coordinates and rushed out of the tent with the felt cloth in front of him.
Once it was temporarily safe, Mevajena kicked one of the cowards in the butt.
"You jerk, stay away from me!"
"Bang"
No sooner had Mevajena finished speaking than an unidentified flying object smashed a second large hole in the tent and then hurtled towards Mevajena and the idiot behind her.
Having learned her lesson after the previous warning failed, Mevajena was smarter this time. Without a word, she dodged to the side. At the same time, she unceremoniously kicked the dangerous object behind her in another direction.
"Bang"
Because of its high speed, the unidentified flying object did not have time to turn and passed directly through the other side of the tent.
Upon seeing the dangerous object approaching him, Sage Dragon swore for the first time ever.
"Oh my god!"
After using his foot to move the dangerous item away, Sage Dragon immediately dodged to the side.
"Bang!"
Not long after Sage Dragon successfully completed the A-level maneuver, an unidentified flying object rushed in again.
However, this time the unidentified flying object did not immediately launch an attack. Instead, it first confirmed the target's location and predicted its next dodge direction before igniting and firing.
"Whoosh"
"Bang!"
Unfortunately, the prediction of the unidentified flying object was wrong, and she once again crossed the tent and disappeared from everyone's sight.
"Oh my god! You rascal, why are you looking for me again? (Mevajena)"
Hearing the protest from Mevajena Fortress, trembling and shyly replied, "Because Fatty Di is most afraid of you, so it's safer to stay by your side!"
"Ah!"
Hearing that bastard So utter the forbidden word again, Mevajena screamed and hid to the side.
"Bang!"
"Thump!"
Because the Mevajena Fortress lost control of its main engine, it failed to make the correct judgment this time and was successfully destroyed by the Diphiya-style Explosive Tube.
"Click"
Just as the world finally quieted down, a series of cracking sounds suddenly came from above everyone's heads.
"Call!"
With a whoosh, the distance between everyone and the top of the tent suddenly closed.
"Oh no! The tent has collapsed! Everyone run!" (Yesveta)
Upon hearing the warning, everyone hurriedly ran out of the tent. As for the two salted fish on the ground, His Majesty the King, overflowing with a sense of responsibility, dragged them out by their ankles.
"Splash!"
As soon as everyone ran out of the tent, the tent became one with the ground, indistinguishable from the ground.
"Holy crap, that was close!" (This reflects the thoughts of everyone except the two already unconscious salted fish and His Majesty the King.)
After expressing their feelings, the crowd immediately surrounded His Majesty the King.
"You little rascal, you've gone too far!" (Sage Dragon)
Upon hearing the elected representative's words, His Majesty the King scratched the back of his head and chuckled sheepishly, "Heh heh! I lost control for a moment and went too far!"
Faced with this situation, Kaldiz silently took out a Communication Magic Crystal and handed it to the Sage Dragon.
"Brother Belserion, report the situation here to Her Highness the Queen, and also to Brother Hadessta and the others!" (Kaldiz)
"Alright, this is the only way now!" (Sage Dragon)
Upon hearing their conversation, His Majesty the King rushed over, grabbed their legs, and pleaded pitifully, "Uncle Kaldiz, Belserion, you can punish me however you want, just please don't let this get out!"
"Looks like Hadessta and his gang are pretty ruthless!" (Sage Dragon)
After Sage Dragon finished his rant, Kaldiz shook his head and said, "I think the bad boy isn't afraid of Hadessta and the others' fists, but rather afraid that Irene will find out he's caused trouble."
"No way? (Sage Dragon)"
"How about we give it a try?" (Kaldiz)
"How do we try it? (Sage Dragon)"
"You go contact Hadessta and the others, I'll contact Irene. Let's see who the bad boy goes to, then we'll know!" (Kaldiz)
"Hmm! That's a good idea!" (Sage Dragon)
Just as the two were about to take action, they suddenly discovered that the Communication Magic Crystal they had been holding was gone.
"Gentlemen, is this what you're looking for?"
The two looked in the direction of the sound and saw the lewd His Majesty the King playing with a Crystal ball.
"You naughty boy, give us back the Communication Magic Crystal!" (Sage Dragon)
"Heh! Uncle Sage Dragon, do you think I'd listen to you?"
Looking at the smug His Majesty the King, Sage Dragon wanted to rush over and snatch back the Communication Magic Crystal, but just as he was about to make his move, Kaldiz stopped him and took out another Communication Magic Crystal from behind his back.
"Brother Belserion, don't be angry. He took that one. I have a spare one here."
Upon witnessing this scene, His Majesty the King's chin and knees slammed to the ground simultaneously.
"Gentlemen, I was wrong, please let me go!"
Seeing Sordil gliding towards them, Sage Dragon said warily, "Brother Kaldiz, be careful, don't let that bad boy steal this Magic Crystal too."
Upon hearing Sage Dragon's reminder, Kaldiz said calmly, "It's alright. Even if he takes the Communication Magic Crystal, we can still tell Irene and the others about it when we get back."
Upon hearing this, His Majesty the King, who was about to extend his wicked little hand, quickly stopped and obediently awaited punishment.
"Gentlemen, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please, spare my life!"
Seeing that His Majesty the King had truly admitted defeat, Sage Dragon and his companion exchanged a glance and then burst into laughter.
"Ha ha"
"Ha ha"
During the laughter, Sage Dragon retrieved the lost Communication Magic Crystal and ordered His Majesty the King to revive the two salted fish on the ground. (PS: Later, Yesveta and others also joined in the laughter.)
As the laughter around them subsided, Divine Constable Di and Mevajena Fortress slowly opened their eyelids.
"Ugh... my head hurts so much!" (Divine Constable Di)
"Ouch! My tummy hurts so much!" (Mevajena)
After adjusting to the physical discomfort, their previous memories gradually returned to their minds.
"Hmm? Where's that guy with the fish head filling? (Divine Constable Di)"
"Sister Diphiya, let's talk about our accidental injury later. How about we team up and teach that bad guy a lesson first? (Mevajena)"
"Just what I wanted!" (Divine Constable Di)
Upon hearing their conversation, Sordil's first reaction was to run away, but he was stopped by the two Sage Dragon using their Communication Magic Crystal as soon as he lifted his foot.
After missing the best opportunity to escape, the culprit was successfully caught, and thus the Kaba Symphony's special performance began.
As the planner, Sage Dragon timely made performance requests to the two performers.
"Diphiya, you two can just punch each other a few times to vent your anger. We have a military meeting to attend later, and we don't have that much time to waste."
"Uncle Sage Dragon, don't worry, we know what's important. We won't cause any trouble like some heartless guy! (Diphiya)"
"Hmm! That puts my mind at ease!" (Sage Dragon)
Fifteen minutes later, in the newly rebuilt Main army tent
Suppressing his laughter, Sage Dragon tried his best to maintain a normal tone and asked the pig-headed man on the main seat, "Your His Majesty the King, may you now tell us your plans?"
"Hiss!"
After controlling his facial muscles to ensure that speaking would not aggravate his wound and cause pain, His Majesty the King slowly said, "Actually, my plan is very simple. We will wait until the enemy has gathered all their forces, and then launch a surprise attack to wipe out their resistance forces in one fell swoop. This way, we can avoid a siege."
"Oh! I see!" (Everyone)
Having understood His Majesty the King's intentions, the Commander of the Royal Knights asked, "Boss, when can we launch our surprise attack?"
"I've already calculated it. If Stellara sends a large force to Kushen City, it will take at least five or six days, and at most ten days. (Old Suo)"
"Oh? We have to wait another seven or eight days? (Yesveta)"
His Majesty the King shook his head and said, "Based on the previous situation, we can deduce that Yanimus should have already made preparations to send troops to participate in the war, so at the latest, we can launch the attack the day after tomorrow!"
Upon hearing the king's analysis, everyone nodded in understanding.
"Young Master, does that mean we don't need to do anything for the next few days?" (Lindel)
"No! Although we don't need to fight these next few days, there are still some preparatory work to be done. (Old Suo)"
"Preparations? (To all personnel)"
His Majesty the King nodded to the puzzled crowd and said, "That's right, it's just preparation!"
"You naughty boy, aren't you overestimating their fighting ability? (Kaldiz)"
"This has nothing to do with combat capability, but rather with maintaining our troops' morale while weakening the enemy's will to fight. (Old Suo)"
"So what exactly should we do? (Murellia)"
"We need to do this, and then this, and so on. (Old Suo)"