Honkai: The Exposed Savior!
Chapter 50

Who says Mihoyo's screenwriters can't 'kill' people? (Thanks to boss Crystal Carp)

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The real world————

The moment Ye Li plunged into the Quantum Sea, people in the real world sent their most 'affectionate' greetings to miHoYo's scriptwriters with their loudest shouts.

[Nooooo!]

[Hang in there, Ye! My Ye!]

[Wuwuwu... My eyes are stinging!]

[Someone grab his hand!!!]

[MiHoYo! You have no hearttttt!!!]

Thousands of words converged into one sentence: MiHoYo, I'm going to my early morning class!

Accompanied by bullet comments filling the screen, the picture began to turn black.

Just as people thought this video was over, Otto's voice suddenly appeared, causing the blood pressure of people in the real world to skyrocket.

That's right!

They were so busy mourning Ye Li's death that they forgot about the mastermind behind it all!

Thus, the stream of greetings once again shifted its direction, moving from miHoYo's scriptwriters to Otto.

The real world.

Seeing the subtle glances from his wife Kallen and sister Vera, Otto felt completely awful.

If it weren't for the others from the orphanage being around, Otto would have loved to shout at the top of his lungs:

"I, Otto Apocalypse, am not the villain!!!"

Unfortunately, even though he felt stifled, misunderstood, and wronged in his heart, Otto could only hold it in.

After all, the him in the video wasn't exactly doing good deeds~

In fact, it wasn't just others; if the conditions allowed, even Otto himself would have wanted to jump into the video and slap himself twice!

"Damn it, Otto! What on earth did you go through to become like this!"

Back to the video.

In the pitch-black screen, the narrator unveiled Otto's unique tone.

"The group from St. Freya Academy has escaped the encirclement, and K423's whereabouts are unknown.

The Herrscher has fallen into slumber once more, but the Honkai she caused worldwide has not ceased.

Under such a crisis, Anti-Entropy might also reunite and form an alliance with my beloved granddaughter, Theresa.

Furthermore, Ye Li is an uncertain factor.

He seems to harbor secrets that I am unaware of...

However, between myself and K423, you ultimately chose her, didn't you?

But it matters not.

The experiment is nearing its end, and everything is within our control..."

Then, the scene shifted to a beach.

Kiana lay there, her hair disheveled, sleeping like Sleeping Beauty.

As the waves crashed, an empty syringe was slowly swept away by the seawater until it disappeared.

[Damn, this cinematography... It's clearly saying Ye Li's life is like this syringe.]

[You upstairs, please stop talking!]

[Kiana, go and turn this imperfect story into the one you desire...]

[Son of a...! You're saying that again! My freshly wiped tears are falling again!]

[Kiana, forgive my broken promise, but this is the last time...]

[Wuwuwu, you damn ghost, wuwuwu, I'm all out of tissues!!!]

Just as people thought it was about to end, the screen rapidly changed again, showing the boundless Quantum Sea.

The next scene that appeared instantly revitalized the wailing bullet comments!

Because Ye Li, whom they had been thinking about, appeared here.

Although Ye Li was covered in wounds and looked like a candle in the wind.

But then again, given miHoYo's scriptwriters' usual style, they definitely wouldn't show a dead person's scene.

So, this means...

Ye Li probably wasn't dead!

As expected, as the camera advanced, Ye Li's body began to move.

"Ugh... I can't fall here yet. There are still many things waiting for me to do..."

Seeing this, the bullet comments in the real world expressed that their hanging hearts could finally be put down.

Many even posted bullet comments saying:

[Dear screenwriter, I admit I was a bit loud outside just now. It's quiet now, I'm kneeling for you, please stop hurting my Ye Li.]

[I admit Honkai Impact 3rd is a relaxed, happy, and sunny story, so please write the subsequent plot well, okay?]

[Since Ye Li isn't dead, the next plot should be about him being reborn from the ashes and fighting a BOSS, right?]

[You're so right! Go die, you son of a bitch Otto!]

[The three-year period has arrived, we welcome Ye Tiandi back to his position!]

Just as people were fantasizing about the future plot of punching Otto and kicking Schicksal, the scene in the video suddenly took a turn.

Weird BGM suddenly started playing, and Ye Li turned his head sharply.

A giant dark green snake was coiled behind him, its body winding straight into the abyss.

Its cavernous mouth bit down like lightning, and Ye Li was swallowed into its belly before he could even react.

The giant snake's tongue slithered across his lips, and its vertical pupils actually showed a human-like look of satisfaction. Its massive body, as mysteriously as it had appeared, dissipated into the darkness of the Quantum Sea.

At the same time, a line of subtitles appeared.

[To be continued...]

Netizens in the real world: ???

The night was as dark as ink, and the moonlight quietly spilled onto the ground.

Except for the occasional sound of cicadas outside the window, everything seemed to have been muted.

Suddenly, a scream pierced the silent night.

"MiHoYo! I'm irreconcilable with you!!!"

The girl's shout made the sound-activated lights in the hallway turn on, from the first floor to the top floor, the lights lit up layer by layer.

The building instantly exploded.

Babies were woken up and started crying, and someone even pushed open a window and roared, "Can't people sleep? Aren't we going to work tomorrow?"

However, Jilin, the instigator, couldn't care less.

At this moment, she stood in the center of the room, her fists clenched tightly, her chest heaving violently.

Her eyes were not only filled with tears but also burning with the flames of anger.

Unacceptable!

I cannot accept this!

He was clearly a hero who saved everyone, yet he ended up like this!

MiHoYo, you really deserve to die!!!

For someone like Jilin, who intended to dedicate her life to the yuri cause, the death of a man of the opposite sex should not have stirred any ripples within her.

But there was no helping it, the man in the video was simply too charming.

Watching him give up his life to save Kiana, Jilin's heart was also moved.

A ridiculous thought even crossed her mind.

"If it were him, it wouldn't be impossible to relax the requirements on gender..."

With that thought, Jilin didn't bother to wipe the tears from her eyes. She immediately took out her phone and, with lightning speed, typed a few words on the forum.

[Damn miHoYo, give me back my husband!!!]

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