A Sudden Gut Punch Amid the Comedy; A Cinematic Fanfic.

"Hey, it was supposed to be that old thief Yaqing and Kevin... wait, wasn't it supposed to be Jie-ge filling in for me today?"

"Maybe something suddenly happened to Brother Jie."

"When Jie left, his expression was serious. Kevin and Yaqing looked very nervous when they came over. Could something have happened in the courtyard?"

In the passenger seat of a luxury car, Elysia took the opportunity to log into her live stream using a secondary account. Upon seeing what had happened, a look of worry appeared on her face.

Eden, who was driving, glanced at it and said with a smile, "Don't worry, Elysia. Judging from the time, Kalpas should have gone down to cook for them."

It must be said that Eden understands its tenants very well.

Hearing Eden's words of comfort, Elysia's worries vanished instantly.

"Elysia, we've arrived."

Eden's driving skills are even more impressive than Yaqing's; he drifted into the parking space with a reverse turn.

The parking lot security guard was terrified. There were cars parked in front and behind that space, but Eden drove his luxury car in a drift into the space without even hesitating to brake.

The car door opened, and a pair of long, shapely legs in boots and black stockings emerged from inside, followed by a pretty face wearing large sunglasses.

Eden's outfit today consisted of a black and red jacket, a cropped tank top that revealed her sexy abs, hot pants that hugged her shapely buttocks, and long legs encased in black stockings and black knee-high boots.

She looks incredibly cool.

The students, who had just graduated from university and thus avoided many detours to become security guards, stared wide-eyed and swallowed hard.

The cool and capable young female security guard walked around the front of the car to the passenger side, opened the door, bent down and reached out her hand. In the guard's eyes, a fair and delicate hand reached out from inside the car and grasped it.

In the sunlight, Elysia, dressed in a light blue dress, looked like an elf. Her long, shapely legs seemed to reflect light, and her transparent high-heeled sandals revealed her cute little feet, each toe resembling a miniature Maruko-chan.

Watching the mature woman and the sweet girl hold hands and walk into the mall with smiles.

"Click".

It sounded like something breaking.

It turns out that the young security guard, who lacked social experience, was heartbroken.

Meanwhile, in the Golden Courtyard, seeing that the live stream hadn't been shut down, Yaqing and Kevin breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yoshi, Sashiburi na la!"

Kevin happily responded in Far Eastern dialect.

Yaqing rolled her eyes.

"Long time no see. Jie went downstairs to cook for us, so [Captain] and [Kevin] will be doing the broadcast from now on."

Upon hearing Yaqing's words, Kevin instantly realized he was being role-played, and his happy expression quickly vanished, replaced by the cold, icy face he wore in the story.

["So Brother Jie can cook? What a contrast! I feel like I'm seeing a tough guy who's so domineering outside coming home and cooking in an apron, hahaha!"]

["Kevin's expression is really hard to hide. He was quite happy at first, but when he heard that old scoundrel Yaqing mention the Captain and Kevin, his face turned cold again, hahahahaha"]

"Cough cough cough."

Yaqing coughed lightly a few times.

"This program is specially sponsored by Anti-Entropy Communications Group Co., Ltd. We urge the public to raise their awareness of preventing telecommunications fraud and not to easily believe relatives' requests for Herrscher Authority."

Yaqing said very seriously.

"Pfft."

Kevin couldn't help but laugh out loud, but was glared at by Yaqing and quickly suppressed his laughter.

But the viewers in the live stream couldn't hold back anymore.

["The world where Little Knowledge is injured again has been achieved, hahahahaha"]

["What's the difference between this and calling him out by name?! Be careful, Yaqing Little Knowledge come after you, hahahahaha!"]

Downstairs, Little Knowledge, who was watching the live stream while waiting for her food, was stunned. Her first reaction was not to go up and confront Yaqing, but to glare fiercely at the old antique.

Fu Hua looked completely bewildered.

Why bring this up again?

Fu Hua was stunned. She never knew what it felt like to have someone talk about something for a lifetime before, but now she did.

Back on the second floor.

"Honkai TV, this is the host Captain."

Yaqing said in a very serious tone.

Kevin paused for a moment, then quickly replied.

"I'm your host, Kevin."

"Wait a minute, why is it Kevin? Wasn't it supposed to be Little Knowledge?"

Upon hearing this, Kevin immediately launched into a performance.

"She got a scam call and got so angry that she said she was going to settle scores with the old antique, so the HR department transferred me here."

The live stream chat erupted in laughter again.

"Well, as the host, where should we begin? The winds at the Tower of Babylon are quite howling..."

"That's too early."

Kevin interrupted him directly.

Yaqing looked utterly helpless.

"Alright then, let's start from the moment the Anti-Entropy organization successfully wiped out Herrscher of the Thousand, but everyone thought the matter was over..."

Yaqing and Kevin, like a comedian, drew the audience into their own style of live streaming.

"On the other side, at Shencheng Pharmaceuticals, Jackal is asking Mei what wind blew her here."

"They probably ran out of food in the kitchen."

Kevin delivered the perfect finishing blow.

Yaqing used Kalpas's computer to open and play "Ignite the Flame of Tomorrow".

"Mei hopes to exchange three cores for Jackal's research results on the Herrscher of the Thousand."

Kevin suddenly pressed the pause button, and at that moment, Mei's model was squinting.

"When negotiating with the Jackal, Mei narrowed her eyes, attempting to borrow the wisdom of the Tibetan fox."

"During further conversations, Mei even closed her eyes."

"Is this a bug in the modeling of the facial expressions, or is the Herrscher of Thunder in power-saving mode?"

Kevin was speechless.

Yaqing looked guilty.

["Pfft, I really wanted to complain back then, why was Mei's eyes closed the whole time she was talking to the Jackal? Turns out there was a bug in the character model's facial expressions."]

["Kevin's line about borrowing the wisdom of the Tibetan fox is hilarious!"]

Yaqing and Kevin were taken aback, exchanged a glance, and began to communicate in secret.

Kevin: [Is that Kiana? It must be Kiana!]

Yaqing: [Slacking off again?!]

Kevin: [Well, like uncle, like niece.]

In Yaqing's office at the Far East Branch of Schicksal, Kiana was slacking off while eating Yaqing's snacks, feeling quite glad that she was using a pseudonym and thinking that she was very clever.

Little did they know that her verbal tic had already betrayed her.

"Hahahaha, that's so funny. I didn't even notice how funny Mei's expression was back then."

Kiana laughed very unrestrainedly.

Rita outside the office frantically covered for her, and if any employees came to ask, Rita's answer was that the one laughing like that inside the office was Salome.

Salome's reputation was suddenly ruined while she was working hard.

Yaqing: "During their conversation, the two concluded that the process of Herrscher of the Thousand seizing Omnipotence was actually a contest of power, and it could only be effective against weaker Herrscher."

Kevin pressed the speed-up button, and the screen showed Bronya's expressionless face.

"Sometimes speaking frankly is more hurtful than being sarcastic."

Kiana was laughing so hard she was rolling on the floor, and Bronya's expression combined with Kevin's sarcastic remarks was just too much to bear.

Inside the live stream room.

"Then Jackal gave a demonstration. With a snap, Mei saw a line flash by."

Kevin gave the demonstration himself.

"This is Mei through the eyes of Jackal."

Kevin covered the computer's webcam in two halves, leaving only two lines visible.

"This is Mei's view of the Jackal."

The viewers in the live stream felt that Kevin's commentary was truly a stroke of genius. Without Kevin's commentary, it's estimated that no viewer would be willing to listen to someone else retell the plot they had already seen.

"That gaze is like Iron Man's! Hahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter. These two are really treating Honkai like a stand-up comedy routine. The key is that what they're saying is actually quite interesting. Who's the one who's saying that different professions are like different worlds?"

"With the three cores that Mei brought, Jackal will need two days to open the door to the Theater of Domination."

Kevin chimed in.

"But Mei said she could only accept one day."

Yaqing's face immediately darkened. "Why does this guy act like a client?"

"At this moment, the core of the Herrscher of the Thousand suddenly underwent a change, Mei seized the opportunity to forcefully break into the Theater of Domination."

"The Jackal then began to complain that the Herrscher of this era looked rather quiet, but acted like madmen."

Yaqing took out a poster of Little Knowledge from somewhere.

Everyone knows who he's alluding to.

["Pfft, hahahahaha"]

["Little Knowledge: Are you going to curse me again?!"]

Little Knowledge had already started eating downstairs, was choked by the sight.

"Cough cough cough cough cough."

Hua's mother could only keep patting Little Knowledge's back.

After Little Knowledge calmed down, her first words were. "Old fogey, am I not quiet?"

Fu Hua crashed on the spot.

I don't know if I'm telling the truth or saying something against my conscience.

"Cough... Wenjing."

Fu Hua still chose to go against her conscience, because if she told the truth, she probably wouldn't be able to enjoy the meal.

Pardo and Mobius were speechless.

Fu Hua really learned something bad during her trip back to Shenzhou; she can actually lie through her teeth.

Little Knowledge is anything but quiet; she's always so energetic and impulsive, like a wild girl.

Pardo thought to herself.

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Chapter 449 A humorous twist, a cinematic fan fiction.

Yaqing and Kevin's banter continued, making all the viewers in the live stream laugh out loud. Even when Kiana and Himeko met in the illusion, they described it in a wonderfully exaggerated way.

It includes many memorable memes, such as. "[You're talking to a Russian Ural Silver Wolf about hostage-taking?]"