Critical Hits from the Start: Invincible from the Demon Suppression Division
Chapter 636

Bathing in Thunder!

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Great Thousand Vanguard's engine roared crazily.

The tail flames were sprayed to the extreme.

But in the face of the terrifying real-life suction power of a vacuum cleaner.

The battleship was still sliding uncontrollably towards the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner.

"Want to suck Laozi?"

Lin Feng stands at the bow of the ship.

Gale blew his cheeks slightly out of shape.

His eyes were extremely cold.

"The mass of Laozi cannot even be swallowed by a black hole!"

"You are nothing but a broken vacuum cleaner!"

Lin Feng slammed the sword on the deck.

He wasn't hiding in a battleship.

Instead he jumped!

Jumped directly out of the gravitational protection circle of the battleship!

"Commander!" Everyone was shocked.

Lin Feng's entire body was instantly captured by that terrifying suction force.

Like a fallen leaf.

It swirled and flew towards the huge black vacuum cleaner nozzle!

"Hahaha! Go to hell!"

The author laughed cruelly outside.

"If you put it in the dust box, you will become a pile of dust forever!"

Lin Feng is in mid-air.

Not only is there no struggle.

Instead, it uses this suction force to accelerate like crazy!

His body turned into a black cannonball that broke the sound barrier.

"Great Thousand Mass! Localized Fixed-Point Gravity!"

Just at the critical moment when Lin Feng was about to be sucked into the mouth of the tube.

Lin Feng stretched out his hands suddenly.

"Pah!"

His hands firmly grasped the plastic edge of the vacuum cleaner nozzle!

"Boom!"

The terrifying suction force pulled crazily on Lin Feng's back.

Trying to pull his lower body into the tube.

Lin Feng The bones all over his body made an overwhelming popping sound.

But he held on to the mouth of the pipe.

It's like a steel nail driven into the edge of a cliff.

Not moving at all.

"Get in! Get in!"

The author shook the tube desperately.

Trying to throw Lin Feng in.

"Go in?"

Lin Feng raised his head.

Facing the terrifying hurricane blowing from the tube.

He opened his mouth and showed an extremely cruel smile.

"Laozi is in."

"Your machine should explode!"

Lin Feng suddenly raised his right leg.

Aim at the inner wall of the vacuum cleaner nozzle.

A hard kick and kicked him up!

"Bang!"

A deep depression was made in the inner wall of the nozzle.

But this is not enough.

Lin Feng grasped the edge of the plastic with both hands.

Great Thousand Origin all over his body rushed into his throat crazily.

"Give Laozi, spit!!!"

"Boom--------!!!!!!"

Lin Feng Open your mouth.

Point directly into the depth of the vacuum cleaner's tube.

It spit out a dark gray physical singularity that was compressed to the extreme!

This singular point.

Contains half of the ultimate physical quality in Lin Feng's body.

It follows the violent airflow of the vacuum cleaner.

He was instantly sucked into the deepest part of the tube!

It crashed directly into the high-speed rotating motor core of the vacuum cleaner!

"Crack!!!"

Vacuum cleaner motor.

It is running crazily at tens of thousands of revolutions per minute.

Suddenly inhaled an absolute singularity whose mass exceeds that of the galaxy.

The results can be imagined.

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

The blade of the motor touches the singularity at the moment.

It was directly crushed into metal powder by the terrifying gravity!

Immediately afterwards.

The rotor cracked! The coil burned out!

Extreme physical kinetic energy completely out of control inside the vacuum cleaner!

"Boom--------!!!!!!!!!"

An earth-shaking explosion!

That Reality Dimension giant vacuum cleaner.

A huge fireball exploded directly outside the Heaven Flower board!

Countless pieces of plastic and metal parts.

Like a shotgun, it shoots out like crazy!

"Ah!!!"

The author's left hand, which was holding the pipe, was blown away by the shock wave of the explosion.

Exploded to a bloody pulp.

The huge vacuum cleaner tube also completely lost its suction power.

It fell softly on the desk.

Lin Feng Let go of your hand.

Landed on the deck of the battleship.

Dusted off his hands.

"Is this the suction power?"

"Laozi is better than you in cupping."

Heaven Flower outside the board.

Fallen into deathly silence.

There is only the author's heavy, painful, and desperate breathing.

The computer is broken.

The phone exploded.

Eyes are blind.

The back of my hand is broken.

Now even the vacuum cleaner is blowing up.

Creator?

Now he looks more like a poor guy who was cornered by thugs.

"You... what kind of monster are you..."

The author's voice is trembling.

He was really scared.

This physics fool he wrote in his own hand.

It has completely destroyed all his knowledge of Reality Dimension.

Lin Feng stands at the bow of the ship.

Draw out the sword.

The tip of the knife points directly at the gap on the Heaven Flower board.

"Laozi is Lin Feng."

"Laozi is the person you want to write to death."

"Don't stop."

"Keep picking out your junk."

"Look at your house, is there anything else that can block Laozi's fist?"

In a pure white room.

Golden blood flows everywhere.

The desk was in a mess.

The gap of Heaven Flower board.

The author's only remaining eye is staring at Lin Feng.

That eye was filled with the madness of dying together.

"You forced me to do this!"

"Since physics can't kill you!"

"I'll just use chemical gas!"

"I also need to use high-voltage electricity!"

"I will electrocute you into charcoal and poison you into pus!"

"Boom! Boom!"

The drawer was opened again.

The giant hand groped wildly inside.

Soon.

He pulled out two extremely deadly real-life weapons!

Left hand.

Holding a huge green iron can.

There is a dead cockroach printed on the jar.

[Raid Extra-Strength Insecticide Aerosol]!

Right hand.

Holding a huge plastic racquet.

The Internet racket is intertwined with dense metal grids.

[Three thousand volt UHV electric mosquito swatter]!

"Biochemical weapons! Plus thunder weapons!"

The author laughed wildly.

"Now let me see if you die or not!"

The giant hand suddenly pressed the spray nozzle of the insecticide.

An extremely rich, pungent white poisonous mist.

Like an avalanche.

Falling from the sky!

The entire sky above the desk was instantly covered!

This is no ordinary poisonous mist.

With the support of Creator's settings.

This mist is full of "setting poison" that decomposes logic and corrodes cells.

Just put a little on it.

The body of any character will be melted into a pool of blood in an instant.

"Commander! It's a highly toxic aerosol!"

Stark roared in the battleship.

"Extremely corrosive!"

"The battleship's armor surface is being oxidized!"

Sure enough.

The moment the white poisonous mist comes into contact with Great Thousand Vanguard.

There was a corrosive sound of "chichichichi".

The indestructible reality armor actually began to emit yellow-green smoke.

Lin Feng frowned.

"A drug addict?"

He turned to look behind him.

"Demon Emperor!"

Lin Feng yelled.

"Take your bugs with you."

"Give Laozi to suck up this can of pesticide!"

"Don't let a drop of poisonous gas escape!"

"Quack!"

Abyss Demon Emperor's huge body shook violently.

It looked at the poisonous fog of pesticides that filled the sky.

Not only is there no fear.

Instead, my mouth watered.

"Pesticide?"

"Laozi is the ancestor of Abyss Insect Race!"

"The poison is Laozi's drink!"

"Children! Open your mouth! Let's eat!"

"Buzz buzz buzz!"

Ten billion Zerg army.

It turned into an extremely huge black tornado.

Soaring straight to the sky!

Plunging headlong into the white poisonous mist that filled the sky!

"Suck!!!"

Demon Emperor opened its terrifying mouthparts that were even bigger than Abyss.

Tens of billions of Zerg are exerting force at the same time.

A huge physical siphon vortex formed in mid-air!

"Hula la la!"

The white poisonous mist that was supposed to corrode the battleship.

Being attracted by this terrifying force.

Forcibly pulled into the belly of the Zerg army!

"Gudong! Gudong!"

The bugs swallowed like crazy.

The highly toxic chemicals in pesticides enter their bodies the moment they enter their bodies.

Not only did it not kill them.

Instead, it was their perverted Abyss digestive system.

Directly decomposes and reorganizes! It turns into extremely violent evolutionary energy!

"Hiccup--!"

Demon Emperor let out a huge poisonous belch.

The originally black shell actually glowed with a strange green light.

Its defense power and toxicity have skyrocketed again!

"Impossible!!!"

The author's remaining eyes are about to burst.

"My powerful insect repellent!"

"Why can't you kill the bugs?!"

"This is completely inconsistent with the setting!"

"Settings are made to be broken."

Lin Feng sneered.

"Your poisonous energy is gone."

"Next, it's time to take a look at your broken electric mosquito swatter."

"Looking for death! I'll electrocute you!"

The author went completely berserk.

The huge electric mosquito swatter in the right hand suddenly pressed the switch!

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

Huge metal net shot on.

An extremely dazzling blue high-voltage arc burst out instantly!

In Reality Dimension, this is three thousand volts of high voltage electricity.

But for Lin Feng them.

The quality of this electric energy is no less than that of tens of thousands of thunder planets exploding at the same time!

The lightning tore through the void.

Even the surrounding air was instantly ionized, exuding the pungent smell of ozone.

"Kick him to death!"

"Boom---------!"

The huge electric mosquito swatter is like a thunder net covering the entire sky.

With physical electric energy that destroys everything.

He patted Lin Feng hard on the top of his head!

"Commander, retreat quickly!"

Blood Axe yelled.

"That was a pure energy attack!"

"The body cannot withstand extremely high voltage electricity!"

"Retreat?"

Lin Feng stood in place.

He suddenly inserted Sourceflow Battle Blade on the deck at his feet.

Not only did he not hide.

Instead he opened his arms!

Facing the huge power grid that was smashed down.

Open your chest!

"Laozi In this life, the thing I am least afraid of is lightning strikes!"

"This little power is just enough to charge Laozi!"

Lin Feng's eyes instantly turned red.

"Great Thousand Mass! Flesh Lightning Rod!"

"Boom--------!!!!!!"

Huge metal grid.

He slapped Lin Feng hard!

"Crackling---------!!!!!!"

The extremely terrifying electric light completely submerged Lin Feng in an instant!

Realistic high voltage electricity of three thousand volts.

Along the metal mesh, it poured into Lin Feng's body crazily.

The author in the distance let out an extremely cruel laugh.

"Hahaha!"

"You're dead!"

"Your cells will be carbonized instantly!"

"Your blood will be evaporated instantly!"

"A barbarian like you, do you know what Joule's Law is!"

But.

One second passed.

Two seconds passed.

Three seconds passed.

In the dazzling blue light.

There was no sound of Lin Feng screaming.

There was no smell of burning flesh.

The electric light gradually dissipated.

The author's wild laughter got stuck in his throat.

Under that huge metal grid.

Lin Feng.

Still standing in place!

His clothes had been completely reduced to ashes.

But there was not the slightest trace of burnt marks on his bronze skin.

On the contrary.

In every muscle and vein in him.

They are all flashing with extremely dazzling blue arcs!

Lin Feng, combines all realistic high-voltage electricity.

Breathe it all into your own body!

"How is it possible..."

The author's voice trembled.

"Joule's Law?"

Lin Feng slowly raised his head.

His eyes had turned into the color of pure thunder.

"Laozi's physical density exceeds the limit of a conductor!"

"The resistance of Laozi is zero!"

"No matter how strong your electricity is, it can't produce a trace of heat in Laozi's body!"

This is absolute physical defense!

Superconducting body!

Lin Feng stretched out his hands suddenly.

"Pah!"

He directly grabbed the two huge metal mesh wires of electric mosquito swatters in front of him!

"Now."

"Give me your electricity back!"

Lin Feng uses his hands like crazy.

Great Thousand Origin Gravity, mixed with the terrifying electric energy just absorbed into the body.

Follow his hands.

Suddenly poured into that huge electric mosquito swatter!

"ZZZZZZZZZZ!"

An extremely violent reverse current burst.

The circuit board inside the electric mosquito swatter instantly short-circuited!

The capacitor let out a shrill scream.

"Bang!!!"

The handle of the electric mosquito swatter.

That huge battery compartment.

Directly due to current overload, a horrific physical explosion occurred!

Several huge dry batteries exploded into a cloud of venom and metal fragments.

"Ah!"

The giant hand holding the electric mosquito swatter was blown to pieces.

Two of the finger bones were broken off.

The numbness of the electric shock made this hand completely lose consciousness.

Falling down softly.

"Use all your weapons."

Lin Feng grabbed the broken metal grid.

The arms were violently torn outward!

"Tsk!"

That metal mesh is a hundred times harder than steel.

Forced by Lin Feng.

Tear it in half with my bare hands!

Lin Feng walked out of the torn gap.

step by step.

Walk to the edge of the battleship.

He raised his head.

Look at the gap in the Heaven Flower board.

The author with only the last intact eye left.

Looking at his face distorted by extreme fear (although only part of it was exposed).

Lin Feng feet.

The deck of Great Thousand Vanguard was stepped on and made two deep depressions.

His muscles swelled to their peak state ever.

Lin Feng drew out his sword.

The tip of the knife is pointed directly at the author's eyes.

"The story you wrote is terrible."

"Now."

"Laozi wants to climb up along this Heaven Flower board."

"Go to your face myself."

"Show those teeth of yours."

"One by one."

"Break them all!!!"

"Boom--------!!!!!!"

Lin Feng's legs violently kicked the battleship's deck to pieces.

The whole person turned into a black lightning that tore apart Reality Dimension.

Soaring straight to the sky!

Go straight to the author's huge true body!

"Boom--------!!!!!!"

Lin Feng rises into the sky.

The deck of the battleship beneath his feet was directly trampled into a huge, bottomless pit.

His whole body turned into a black aurora.

Breaking the sound barrier.

Breaking the speed of light.

Breaking through the space constraints of Reality Dimension.

Go straight to the huge gap on the Heaven Flower board!

"Not good!"

Heaven Flower outside the board.

The author's remaining one eye saw Lin Feng rushing towards him.

He was completely panicked.

Extreme fear made him lose his mind.

"Don't come here!"

"Get back here!"

The author's broken left hand suddenly grabbed a huge book on the table.

Reality Dimension's: "New China Dictionary"!

It's tens of millions of feet long!

It's millions of feet thick!

The cover is as hard as iron.

It contains all the text rules of Reality Dimension.

"Bang!"

The author made this huge dictionary.

It tightly covers the gap in the Heaven Flower board!

Trying to block Lin Feng in that abandoned dimension space again.

"Dictionary?"

Lin Feng is in mid-air.

Look at the huge shadow pressing down above your head.

Look at the extremely thick paper wall.

The violence in his eyes burned like substance.

"Great Thousand Mass! Extreme Point Armor-Piercing Round!"

Lin Feng does not slow down.

He suddenly squeezed his legs together.

Keep your arms close to your sides.

The muscles all over the body started tens of thousands of high-frequency physical vibrations in an instant.

He took his own body.

It turned into an absolutely invincible physical armor-piercing bullet!

"Give Laozi, wear!!!"

"Boom--------!!!!!!"

Lin Feng's head hit the extremely hard cover of "New China Dictionary" hard!

There is no stalemate.

There is no pause.

"Crack!!!"

Known as Reality Dimension's thickest hardcover cover.

In front of the terrifying kinetic energy of Lin Feng that broke through the singularity of the universe.

Like a layer of inferior toilet paper.

I was hit Pulverization instantly!

Lin Feng's body drove straight into it.

Straight into the dictionary!

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!"

That was the sound of paper being torn apart at extremely high speed!

Every page is as thick as a plain.

Every page is filled with the writing rules of Reality Dimension.

But under the extremely fast penetration of Lin Feng.

These laws cannot stop it even for a second.

The ten thousandth page, broken!

Page 50,000, broken!

The 100,000th page, broken!

Lin Feng shuttles wildly inside the dictionary.

The surface of his body produced extremely terrifying physical friction with the Reality Dimension paper.

"Boom!"

Friction generates heat!

Around Lin Feng's body, tens of thousands of degrees of high-temperature flames instantly ignited!

He burned a straight vacuum channel inside the dictionary!

"Bang--------!!!!!!"

One last big bang!

Lin Feng brought flames and confetti all over the sky.

It came out directly from the back cover of "New China Dictionary"!

"Clatter!"

The back cover of the dictionary exploded.

Countless huge pieces of paper were flying in the air like snowflakes.

Every piece of paper was ignited by the high temperature and turned into a rain of fire all over the sky.

Lin Feng rushed out of the gap.

He finally came to the real space where Creator is!

In front of you.

It's an indescribably huge face!

The author's face!

This is no longer a corner seen through a gap.

Instead, it is a complete, giant mortal face of Reality Dimension!

For Lin Feng.

This face is a boundless continent of terror.

The pores on the face are like bottomless craters.

The hairs on his face were like black Optimus Primes reaching into the sky.

The grease on my face is like patches of disgusting yellow swamp.

The eye on the left has been smashed by the mobile phone and turned into a huge bloody hole.

The eye on the right is staring at Lin Feng with fear.

"You... you actually broke through the dictionary?!"

The author's voice echoed in the air, setting off a Category 18 hurricane.

"Laozi never went to school."

Lin Feng is suspended in mid-air.

A cruel sneer curled up at the corner of his mouth.

"Laozi hates dictionaries the most."

Lin Feng stepped hard on the void.

"Bang!"

The air was crushed.

Lin Feng turned into a black lightning.

He dived directly towards that huge face!

"No!"

The author screamed in horror.

He jerked his head back.

Trying to avoid the impact of Lin Feng.

But Lin Feng is too fast.

"Boom!"

Lin Feng steadily.

Extremely heavy.

It landed on a key part of the author's face!

Bridge of nose!

This is a huge mountain range that towers into the sky.

The surface of the mountains is covered with rough cuticles and huge black blackheads.

Lin Feng Place your feet on the ground.

"Great Thousand Gravitation! Taking Root!"

"Crack!"

Lin Feng's feet directly crushed the skin on the bridge of his nose.

It sank deeply into the flesh.

Nailed to the nose bone!

"Ah!!!"

The author let out a scream like a slaughtered pig.

Suddenly there was a foreign object with Black Hole Mass on the bridge of my nose.

The tearing pain made him burst into tears.

"Get off! Get off!"

The author completely lost his mind.

He raised his intact right palm.

Aimed at his face.

Aimed at Lin Feng on the bridge of his nose.

Brutally.

Without reservation.

A slap down the face!

He wants to slap Lin Feng on his face like a mosquito!

"Huh---------!"

The huge palm is like a piece of flesh-colored sky falling from the sky.

The wind howls in the palm.

Directly evacuating all surrounding oxygen.

A terrifying absolute vacuum formed.

Stark saw this scene through the radar in the battleship below.

He shouted in horror, "Commander! Higher-Dimensional flesh slap! The mass is too great! Can't be avoided!"

"Hide?"

Lin Feng stands on the bridge of the nose.

He looked up at the huge palm that covered the sky and the sun.

He inserted Sourceflow Battle Blade directly into his flesh.

Make fists with both hands.

Cross over the head.

"Laozi is standing right here."

"Let you take pictures!"

"I'm just afraid that your face won't be able to bear your own slap!"

The dark gray origin in Lin Feng's body exploded crazily.

his body.

At this moment.

It became an absolutely indestructible one.

Infinite mass.

Physical nails!

"Pow---------!!!!!!!!!"

A terrifying loud noise shook the entire real room!

The author's right palm.

Brutally.

Solidly.

It slapped him on the bridge of his nose! It also slapped Lin Feng!

The power of this slap is too great.

This is a full-strength blow unleashed by Reality Dimension, a mortal man, under extreme fear.

But.

The miracle didn't happen.

Lin Feng was not beaten to pieces.

Because the hardness of Lin Feng surpasses the bones of Reality Dimension!

The quality of Lin Feng surpasses the body of Reality Dimension!

At the moment when the palm of the hand touches the bridge of the nose.

Lin Feng is like an extremely hard diamond.

Sandwiched between two relatively fragile pieces of tofu.

Extreme physical kinetic energy exploded on Lin Feng's body.

Lin Feng is motionless.

However, this terrifying power was transmitted along Lin Feng's body directly into the bridge of the nose below!

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