My Mobile Game Waifu Came Knocking
Chapter 20

Mobile Game Wife Comes Knocking

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Laffey's voice was languid: "If Laffey wants to, she can become very, very heavy, but usually, she doesn't need to consciously control it. After falling asleep, she's just like a normal person."

"Then, Laffey, I remember when we first met, you said you could launch artillery strikes, right? When you launch artillery strikes, do you just deploy your ship rigging like in the anime and start firing?"

"Mmm." Laffey replied, lying on Ye Ming's back, "Deploying the ship rigging allows me to launch artillery strikes. If I don't consciously control it, deploying the ship rigging will make a Ship-Girl's weight the same as a real warship's weight, but that can be controlled too."

"Then, is firing shells the same as in the game? Did the equipment from the game come with you to this world? Are there any limits to the number of artillery strikes or their duration?"

Ye Ming asked a series of questions in one breath. What man doesn't love big ships and big guns?

Hearing so many questions, Laffey, who was already drowsy, was clearly a little dazed. The little girl rubbed her eyes and thought for a long time before answering: "Shells don't need to be replenished. Firing artillery just consumes stamina. When my strength is exhausted, I can't fire anymore. I need to sleep well to recover my stamina. The Commander's equipment for Laffey, Laffey has always taken good care of it."

"Huh? Ship-Girls don't need to drink oil to sortie? After getting injured, don't they need oil and supplies to recover?"

"I used to, but after coming to this world, it seems I don't need to anymore. Although I haven't been injured, Laffey can feel it."

As she spoke, Laffey stretched her hand in front of Ye Ming: "Commander, look, these are Laffey's ship cannons."

Hearing this, Ye Ming looked at Laffey's hand and found that a small golden ball of light was floating in Laffey's palm. Inside the ball of light was a golden ship cannon model, the shape of which was exactly the same as in the game.

Ye Ming was startled and quickly blocked the little girl's hand: "Quick, put it away. It'll be troublesome if someone sees this or it gets caught on camera."

"It's okay. Laffey's ship rigging can only be seen by the Commander and Laffey herself."

As she said this, Laffey flipped her hand over, and the golden ball of light in her palm suddenly changed, and the ship cannon inside became an anti-aircraft gun.

Ye Ming looked around and found that no one had noticed the golden ball of light in Laffey's hand, and only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

"Laffey, can you let me touch it a couple of times to feel it properly?"

Ye Ming asked Laffey. After getting Laffey's consent, he tentatively put his hand into the golden ball of light and touched it. The small anti-aircraft gun model was smooth and delicate, and perhaps because it had just been taken out by the little girl, it still retained a bit of warmth, making it hard to imagine that the small model could fire terrifying shells.

Ye Ming remembered that in the game, he had equipped Laffey with a golden Twin 114mm All-Purpose Gun, a Quintuple Magnetic Torpedo, a golden Twin 113mm Anti-Air Gun, a Purple Repair Toolkit, and a Rainbow Torpedo, and had strengthened them to level ten from the start.

Ye Ming was a little curious about how big the difference between ship rigging strengthened to level ten in the game and real destroyer shells was.

According to the rules of the game, golden ship rigging strengthened to level ten must be countless times stronger than unstrengthened white ship rigging, but in reality, this is difficult to verify.

Ye Ming couldn't possibly go to war with someone for this, right?

But then again, if Ye Ming was a battle maniac, if all four hundred-plus Ship-Girls in the game came to the real world, so many aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, destroyer submarines, and repair ship transports, once they appeared publicly, even the most powerful country would be frightened by this force.

Of course, this was just a thought. Ye Ming had no intention of letting his girls go to war, and right now, the only Ship-Girl by his side was Laffey. As for the other girls, no one knew if anyone else would be able to come to this world.

"Laffey, can the skills from the game be activated in this world?"

Ye Ming asked again. The reason he equipped Laffey with a Twin 114mm All-Purpose Gun was for Laffey's skills and barrages.

"I can, probably."

Laffey thought for a while and replied.

Ye Ming was immediately shocked. Good heavens, if the skills in the game could really be triggered, wouldn't Nagato (Shark) be invincible? You have to know, Nagato's barrage in the game is full-screen! What effect would this thing have in reality?

However, Ye Ming quickly thought of another serious problem.

"Laffey, in this world, will Sirens appear?"

Sirens, the monsters of Azure Lane, are similar in nature to the Honkai beasts in Honkai, and the Hilichurls and Slimes in Genshin Impact. Once these monsters appear, the disasters they cause are unimaginable.

"No, they won't."

Laffey replied very confidently: "Laffey can feel that this world is very scary. There seems to be an unnamed great power that can harmonize everything, repelling all forces, whether good or evil, that do not belong to this world. Laffey was able to come here, to survive, and to use the power of a Ship-Girl, all because of her connection with the Commander."

"My connection?"

Do I have anything special?

Ye Ming was puzzled, but Laffey's answer also relieved him.

Although Ye Ming had also fantasized about transmigrating to an anime world or anime descending into reality when he was a child, fantasizing about finding a belt or simply turning into light, these were just fantasies.

Now, he just wants to enjoy a peaceful daily life with his girl. Of course, if there could be a little more girls, from girl to girls, if there could be a few more main fleet girls who could enter the adult world together, that would be even better.

Ye Ming felt that with the healthy physique he had developed during his time working on construction sites, he would have no problem with a few more girls.

Chapter 31: Happy Things

"Commander, Commander, chocolate, Laffey's chocolate."

As soon as she saw the supermarket door, Laffey, who had been listless, immediately revived with full health, twisting and turning on Ye Ming's back: "Down, Commander, put Laffey down."

Ye Ming squatted down and released Laffey, asking: "What does Laffey want to eat tonight? Tell me and the Commander will buy the ingredients and make it for you when we get back."

"Huh? Can the Commander cook?" Laffey was very surprised.

"Of course, you might not believe it, but when the Commander was in the fifth grade of elementary school, his parents weren't home because they had something to do, and the Commander lived alone for more than half a month. From that time on, the Commander started cooking for himself."

Ye Ming was very proud: "The Commander has been living alone all these years, rarely eating takeout, and often cooking for himself. After being single for so many years, the Commander doesn't dare to say anything else, but his cooking skills will definitely satisfy you!"

Laffey blinked her big eyes and tilted her head, acting cute: "Huh? Is the Commander really that amazing?"

"Of course, tell me what you want to eat!"

Ye Ming was full of confidence.

"Then, Laffey, Laffey wants to eat beer duck, beer potato stewed beef, beer chicken wings, beer pork belly, beer bitter melon with ice, beer marinated eggs, red wine chicken wings, red wine ribs, red wine..."

Laffey counted them off one by one on her fingers, making Ye Ming's head spin: "Stop! Forget it, the Commander suddenly changed his mind. I'll just make whatever I want, and you can eat whatever I make."

Of course, even though he said that, Ye Ming still bought a bottle of beer when buying groceries, planning to make beer-braised beef with potatoes for the little girl when he got back. He also bought two pounds of ribs, since Laffey's red wine was still hidden under the bed from yesterday, perfect for making red wine ribs.

After buying the ribs and beef, Ye Ming also bought some tomatoes, scallions, and eggs, and then went to find Laffey.

In front of the shelves, Laffey had just picked out some chocolate and curiously opened the bag when she saw the ingredients Ye Ming was carrying.

"Commander, Laffey wants to eat chive and egg pancakes. Can the Commander make them for Laffey?"

The little girl rolled her eyes and pleaded in a drawn-out voice.

Ye Ming was a little surprised, "Why do you suddenly want to eat that?"

"Because Laffey ate some made by Belfast before, and it was very delicious."

Laffey replied without blinking, but in her mind, she recalled a scene from the Port District.

"Akagi-nee, Akagi-nee, Sirius-nee said that you've been going to the Commander's office to deliver chive and egg pancakes to the Commander these past few days, and she told me to tell you to stop before you ruin the Commander's health, or she'll be rude to you."

In the corridor leading to the Commander's office, Laffey stopped Akagi and conveyed Sirius's words.

"Oh? Sirius? Hehe, is Laffey talking about that maid Sirius, whose housework, cooking, and cleaning skills are all terrible, who can't do anything right, but is number one at simping for the Commander?"

Akagi spoke words belittling Sirius in a gentle tone, her smile so gentle it was frightening, "Don't worry, Laffey. The Commander will definitely be happy that I'm bringing him pancakes. As long as I persevere for a few more days, I'll succeed. Then, as long as I can be alone with the Commander in a room at night, something very happy will happen."

"Happy things?" Laffey looked confused.

"Yes, happy things~ Things that are extremely happy, that can make Akagi and the Commander's bodies and minds tremble, and make them can't help but scream."

As she said this, Akagi stuck out her tongue and licked her red lower lip.

Little Laffey didn't understand what Akagi meant, but she firmly remembered those words in her heart.

Laffey likes the Commander the most and also wants to experience happy things with the Commander.

That's what Laffey thought, but she didn't want to tell Ye Ming her thoughts right now because she wanted to give her favorite Commander a surprise.

"Commander, can't you?"

Laffey looked up at Ye Ming with a pitiful expression.

"Uh, I can, but..." Ye Ming was a little embarrassed.

"But what?" Laffey asked curiously.

"Uh, nothing, never mind. If you want to eat it, then we'll buy it. I'll make it for you when we get back."

Of course, there was no way Ye Ming would explain the reason to Laffey.

Honestly, as a healthy, single man who rarely took care of his ahem needs, he really didn't want to eat chives, because he might have to change his clothes when he woke up, which was really troublesome, but since it was Laffey's request, Ye Ming certainly wouldn't refuse.

At worst, he'd just make a little less and not eat it himself.

After buying the groceries, he also bought some snacks for Laffey. By the time they got home, it was almost six o'clock. As soon as they entered the house, Laffey changed into slippers and flopped onto the sofa, lying there like a lazy cat, catching up on sleep. Ye Ming put the groceries in the kitchen and ran to the adjacent bedroom to check. Fu Hua hadn't returned yet.

Ye Ming sent Fu Hua a message. A few seconds later, Fu Hua replied, saying that she was having dinner with friends and would be back very late. After sending the message, she also sent a photo. In the photo, besides Fu Hua, there were two girls. One of them was the cherry-haired girl who had called herself Yae Sakura in the morning. The other girl also had cherry-colored hair, delicate features, and a pair of amber eyes as clear as a snow-mountain pool. Ye Ming glanced at her casually and vaguely felt that the latter girl looked familiar.

He didn't think much about it, put away his phone, and started cooking.

After finishing cooking and making a few chive and egg pancakes for Laffey, Ye Ming called Laffey to wash her hands and eat.

But when they were eating, for some reason, Laffey, who had initially said she loved eating the pancakes, only took a couple of bites and then stopped, pushing the rest to Ye Ming.

This stuff couldn't be left overnight, and Ye Ming didn't want to waste it, so he simply ate it all.

After eating and doing the dishes, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and Laffey was so sleepy she couldn't keep her eyes open.

"Can Laffey sleep with the Commander tonight? Laffey likes the Commander's scent."

Laffey made the same request as last night.

"Yeah, sure."

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